|}The Priyamvada Chronicles{|

Namo Priyamvada Devi

Thou areth divine and supreme.

Every time you appear on the screen,

I cannot help but let out a scream.

Namo Priyamvada Rani,

The madam of all our pitiful hearts.

Somehow or other you became SidT's queen,

while making the rest of us fart.

Namo Priyamvada Maharaja,

You can easily take the form of a man.

Like a natural dose of caffeine,

You magically increase our attention span.

Namo Priyamvada Premi,

The lover who quells our desire,

Your beautiful age is of umpteen.

One glimpse from your eyes is enough for us to catch on fire.

Namo Priyamvada Shakti,

You empower our minds with strength.

Forsaking reality, you appear kindly,

It makes no matter, the length.

Namo Priyamvada Pyaari,

Like a sweet angel you bless,

Like a devil you destroy,

The cause of the Mahabharat's success.

Namo Priyamvada ... Priyamvada ... Priyvamvadaaa ... Prapti Astooo

Those who chant this holy hymn will be blessed. Commit this to memory for you will all bask in it's glory when the non-believers are separated from the believers. Those who chant this daily shall go to Priyamvada Swarga, while those who don't will be forced to watch each and every scene dedicated to Priyamvada Devi.

Namo Priyamvada ... Priyamvada ... Priyvamvadaaa ... Prapti Astooo