Hi Guys – how are you doing – we are doing great in UK as we are having a heatwave a very rare commodity but my skin is totally burned and I look like a beetroot . Anyways here the update and my Cutie Sumer was looking so handsome, gorgeous, scrumptious, delicious and in that black outfit – he looks just like the 'Cadbury's milk tray chocolate advert man' on TV (only on UK – TV), I mean who wants chocolate when you got him …….. stop drooling Jay and get on with the update you silly so and so.
30/7/08 Recap – That stupid Shitta is looking for file with Brain Tumour Report. Appropriately titled sausage brained episode.
Quick Summary for lazy b*****ds
- The evil bitches are harping on about the missing file/report.
- Dad wants Shagun to leave and Cutie Sumer & Shitta to marry. Stupid dad.
- Cutie Sumer reminds Shagun that she has three days left to prove her innocence. Ah he still loves her.
- Evil Shitta keeps looking for the file (boring – who cares)
- Evil Shitta looking for file in Vikram's room is caught by Sumer and Vikram but she makes an excuse. But Cutie is suspicious.
- Shagun praying to god to help find evidence to prove her innocence tomorrow.
31/7/08 - Cutie Sumer's dad is asking evil, bitchy Treeveni if she is OK and what is she hiding? Shitta (Shikka) comes and cutie's not-so-cute dad says that I want Shagun to leave this house and you and Sumer to get married asap (you horrible dad these evil bitches are influencing your mind – stay away from them as you are getting infected) and then dad leaves and two evil bitches bitch about the lost report some more –– I am totally getting bored with this report and would like to shove it up somewhere on Shitta's body where the sun don't shine.
Lovely but sad scene - Sumer in black outfit (chocolate advert – man) looking scrumptious comes to Shagun's room door and asks for if he can come in – she says you don't need to ask to enter my room and he says – we don't have that sort of relationship now. Shagun says don't says words that break my heart – he said you broke heart, relationship and left this house - she said – I would never break your heart purposely – you know that, I did what I had to do, that's why when I found out the truth – I told you quickly but you guys didn't believe me so I asked for 15 days to prove myself. Cutie Sumer said remember you only have three days left to prove yourself or you will have to leave the house and he turns to leave and she stops him – she said you came here because your heart made you – you and your heart want me to stay with you in this house – he has tears in his eyes – she said I will find all the proof and prove myself innocent. – he leaves - she said – you still love me that's why you want me to stay here with you.
Boring Scene - Urvashi and Khushi playing in lounge and Shitta comes looking ugly and stressed and Urvashi wants to know if she can help but ugly Shitta says no then Damini comes looking for file and Khushi tells her that she found a yellow file yesterday and Shitta knows that's her file then she bribes Khushi with chocolate and then Khushi tells her about the file and then they go looking in Vikram's room and Damini tells Shitta that she has stored some files in the store room. Guys I just feel like murdering this Shitta with her own shoes/sandals.
Shitta goes looking in storeroom and cursing how dirty it is down there – she should look at herself the dirty cow, I mean nothing can be dirtier than you – you stupid minger. But Shagun comes and they both bitch about each other and that one of them will be thrown out of the house in few days (I think Cutie Sumer should throw both of them out of the house and marry me instead and I will sort that Treeveni out once and for all by giving her slow and painful death along with her son Shakti). Urvashi comes and tells Shitta that mom wants her downstairs. Shitta leaves and Urvashi and Shagun still can't find the file in storeroom.
Shitta comes and tells evil treeveni that she still can't find the file and they curse and bitch about shagun and the file somemore ….. I was totally bored to death by now………"beam me up Scottie".
Shitta looking for file in Vikram's room and both Cutie Sumer (looking so hot and gorgeous) and Vikram find her there and ask her what she is doing – she makes some sop story about file with property papers but both Cutie and Vikram are suspicious of her (that's right Cutie – that one is evil – queen of ugly land).
Shagun (wearing gorgeous saree) praying in the house-temple and asking god to help her to keep her Sumer – then Sumer (looking so lovely and yummy in sky-blue shirt) comes and starts praying – she is happy and then Cutie starts to leave and she stops him to offer him some god's offering (nectar) from the plate – then she puts the plate down and spills some red-powder stuff – they are both shocked (I don't know why – I didn't understand this bit – What is the significance of red-powder spilling? please someone explain) then Cutie Sumer leaves and she is happy and asks blue god to help her tomorrow with finding at least one proof. It ended on her lovely (not as lovely as Sumer's) face.
Guys tomorrow is the 'D' day – the judgement day when Shagun or Shitta will be thrown out and Shagun has to prove her innocence or she will be kicked out of the house forever and that evil, ugly, bitchy Shitta will rule -- oh no – what a thought -.
Tomorrow should be an exciting episode, I can't wait.
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JAY DEOL
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