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A woman went shopping, At cash counter she opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse. He couldn't control his curiosity and asked "Do u always carry ur TV remote with you?" She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me for shopping today..

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The shopkeeper laughs and takes back all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asks the shopkeeper what is he doing. He said your husband has blocked your credit card.

MORAL : Respect the hobbies of your husband.

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Wife : Jaanu batao tum mujh se kitna pyar karte ho?

Husband : Bahut zyaada.

Wife : Phir bhi kitna

Husband : Itna ki dil kar raha hai ki tumhari jesi ek aur le aaoon.

huhh itna bhi detail nai chaiye tha 😈

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Girl - Jante Ho Tum Ladke Kyon Bal Katbate Ho?
Boy - Batao?
Girl - Taki Badtmiji Karne Par Koi Ladki Bal Pakad Kar N Mare
Boy - Janti Ho Tum Ladkiyon Ke Bal Kyon Bade Hote Hain?
Girl - Its Natural!
Boy - Nhi, Balki Eshliye Taki Juyein Ushme Jhula Jhul Shake...

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Majnu Ko Laila SMS Nahi Aaya
Majnu Ne Do Din Se Khana Nahi Khaya
Majnu Marne Vala Tha Laila K Pyaar Me
Laila Baithee Thee Sms Free Hojane Ke Intezar Me...

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Zindgi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai
Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai
Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse
Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai...

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Tum Kya Chale Gaye,
Baag Se Titliya Chali Gayi
Phool Murjha Gaye
Patte Jal Kar Raakh Hue...

Ab Aur Mat Satao
Garden Mein Paani Dena Hai
Kaam Par Jaldi Aao...

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Aapke Har Gunah Ki Mafi Hai
Aap Jo Roye To Bahut Na Insaafi Hai
Aapki Aankho Mein Na Aaye Kabhi Pani
Kyunki
Behne Ke Liye To Aapki Naak Hi Kafi Hai...

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Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di
Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha
Aur
Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di...

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Dard Ka Ehsas Jab Se Ladkiyan Karne Lagi
Uff Ladkon Ki Kismat Dar-Dar Bhatakne Lagi
Husan Ke Phool Ko Perfume Se Mehkaane Wali
Yeh Ladkiyan Murjhayi To Guldaste Se Utarne Lagi...

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