UPDATE 9
Boy drops girl at home, he puts
his hand on d wall by d gate for
support, leans towards her
BOY : Can I kiss you ?
GIRL : Not now, I'm at home.
BOY : Please.
GIRL : No.
BOY : You were too sweet in bed
today.
GIRL : Waoh! you too, full of
energy. I could not believe we
had for rounds.
BOY : Let me kiss u good night.
GIRL : Someone may be
watching, they still think I'm a
virgin at home.
This goes on for ten minutes,
then girl's brother appears at
the gate and says "Dad says
whether u kiss him or not its your
decision, but tell that bas***d to
remove his hand from the
intercom button, everyone at
home is listening to your
conversation" O.O
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Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas hoti hai,
.
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Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti
hai.. ??
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True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA":p :D
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Husband : Why did you give so
much money to the beggar who
was pretending to be blind?
Wife : Didn't you hear his good
words to me?
Husband : No, what did he say?
Wife : He said that I was so kind,
so pretty and so young.
Husband : Oh, I see. He's really
blind. :D
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Banner in front of Engineering
collage...
By its chairman
" Drive slowly don't kill the
student, leave them
to us its our
duty. we do it in a legal
way..." :P
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An Arab couple went 2 London
.
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1 day in the hotel room, d
husband heard his wife scream
'Faar Faar' (it is d arabic word
for
Mouse)
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He wanted to inform Room
Service but didnt know English
word for Faar.
Husband: Hello Room Service?
.
Room Service: Yes Sir, how can I
help u?
.
Husband : U know Tom n Jerry?
.
Room Service: Yes Sir, I know
Tom
n Jery
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Husband : Walla Habibi, JERRY is
here!
=D
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Lady teacher: Mujhe baccho ki
shakal se pata chal jata hai
ki unke dimag me kya chal raha
hai..
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Pappu : Kamaal hai madam ji,
phir bhi aap apna dupatta sahi
nahi kar rahi... :D
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Boy to girl
i like 3 things in my life:
1) maggi
2) fanta
3) You
girl @ Reason ? :)))
boy @ maggi for eating
fenta for drinking
And you
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Ooye HoOye.!!
Bartan kon Dhoey ga?
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Murgi anda dete he..
aur cow dudh deti he..
to aisa kon he jo dudh bhi deti he
or anda bhi deta he ?
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Dukaandar... hehehehehe :
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1 Building jo 107 Floor ki thi,
usme
3 dost saath rehte the..
.
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1 Din Lifit kharab ho gayi, to wo
stairs se uper jane lage chadhte-
chadhte bor
na ho jaye isliye socha ki
.
1st Friend Kisi Jang(war) Ki
Story
Sunaye ga
.
2nd friend Koi Funny Story
aur
.
3rd wala Koi Sad Story
Sunaega . .
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Is Tarha 107th Floor tak Pahuch
Jaayenge
.
1st Ne Jung Ki Story Sunai aur
50
Floor Tak Pohnch Gaye
.
2nd Ne Funny Story Sunai aur wo
99 Floor Par
Ponch Gaye Phir..
.
3rd sad face karke bola :- yaaro
sadstory ye
ha ki
.
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apne FLAT ki chabi CAR me hi
reh
gayi hai :P =D :P
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Definition of "KISS" from an
educational point of view.
MATHS: KISS is the shortest
distance
between 2 Lips...!
ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing
for
which the DEMAND is always
higher
than the SUPPLY...!
PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful
process
of charging 2 human bodies in a
short
time...!
COMPUTER: KISS is just like a
LAN,
in
which 2 bodies are connected
without any DATA CABLE...! :P
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