funny shayri & jokes

First Previous

Page

121

Next Last

Frequent Posters

Krishika

@KaShArHi_Krishi

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#31

This is not my shyari!!

Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai

Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai

Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai

Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

Edited by KaSh_Krishika - 13 years ago

Quote

Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#32

Na jane wo hmse kya chhupati thi,
Kuch tha uske hotho pe,
Mgar na jane kyu shrmati thi,
jab muh khulwaya to pta chala,
Saali kamini R.M.D Gutka. Khati thi.

Quote

Looks like you are new here. Register for free, learn and contribute.

Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#33

Aapke jaisa dost khone nahi denge,
apko humse alag hone nahi denge,
Roz sms kiya kro warna Aakhon mein
mirchi dal denge aur dhone bhi nahi denge

Quote

Hello_kitta

@Hello_kitta

Rocker

Posted: 13 years ago

#34

Teri khamoshi aur
udasi ki wajah hum samajh na sake ae dost,

Wo to shaam ko teri mummy ne bataya
ke aaj teri chappal se pitai hui hai!!

Quote

Waqas

@love_for_all

Voyager

Posted: 13 years ago

#35

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--
😆😆😆

2699

Quote

ForgottenTOY

@Forgotten-Toy

Achiever

+ 2

Posted: 13 years ago

#36

ijazat ho to tere chehre ko jee bhar ke dekh loon dost

muddat hoi in ankhon ne ,,7up,, wala cartoon nahi dekha🤣🤣🤣

--------------->>>>
🤣🤣

Quote

Not Available

@Leve

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#37

I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

🤣🤣🤣

Quote

Not Available

@Leve

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#38

Guy 1 - "You ask"
Guy 2 - "No you ask"
Guy 1 - "WIll you please ask?"
Guy 2 - "Why can't you ask?"
Guy 1 - "Fine.. Hey my friend wants to ask you something"

🤣🤣🤣

Quote

Not Available

@Leve

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#39

Teacher : whoever answers next question correctly can go home.

Suddenly a bag was thrown

Teacher : who threw the bag ?

Smart kid :its me MAM! and now i m going home. ;)

🤣🤣🤣

Quote

Not Available

@Leve

Inactive

Posted: 13 years ago

#40

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

🤣🤣🤣

Quote

1 2 3 4 5 6 ... 121

funny shayri & jokes - Page 4

I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

Guy 1 - "You ask"
Guy 2 - "No you ask"
Guy 1 - "WIll you please ask?"
Guy 2 - "Why can't you ask?"
Guy 1 - "Fine.. Hey my friend wants to ask you something"

Teacher : whoever answers next question correctly can go home.

Suddenly a bag was thrown

Teacher : who threw the bag ?

Smart kid :its me MAM! and now i m going home. ;)

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.

Related Topics

Explore Topics

funny shayri & jokes - Page 4

I hate when the teacher is talking to the whole class but decides to stare directly at me.

Guy 1 - "You ask"Guy 2 - "No you ask"Guy 1 - "WIll you please ask?"Guy 2 - "Why can't you ask?"Guy 1 - "Fine.. Hey my friend wants to ask you something"

Teacher : whoever answers next question correctly can go home.Suddenly a bag was thrownTeacher : who threw the bag ?Smart kid :its me MAM! and now i m going home. ;)

A boy is crying while watching TV.Mum: What's wrong?Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...Boy: That's why I'm crying.

Related Topics

Explore Topics

Guy 1 - "You ask"
Guy 2 - "No you ask"
Guy 1 - "WIll you please ask?"
Guy 2 - "Why can't you ask?"
Guy 1 - "Fine.. Hey my friend wants to ask you something"

Teacher : whoever answers next question correctly can go home.

Suddenly a bag was thrown

Teacher : who threw the bag ?

Smart kid :its me MAM! and now i m going home. ;)

A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying.