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Posted: 12 years ago

#51

I got sent out of class today at school.

The teacher yelled at me asking, "What would your parents say if I called them?" I replied, "Hello??"

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#52

Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them?

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#53

During a test: You look up for inspiration, you look down in desperation, and you look to your left and right for information.

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@Leve

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#54

The new report card system:

A = Asian

B = Below Asian

C = Can't be Asian

D = Don't bother trying to be Asian

F = F*ck it, you'll never be Asian

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#55

Weight loss tip of the day- use super glue as lipgloss.

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#56

I don't always study. But

when I do, I make sure

my parents notice.

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#57

"If a person offends you and you are in doubt as to whether it was intentional or not, do not resort to extreme measures. Simply watch your chance and hit him with a brick."

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@Leve

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Posted: 12 years ago

#58

Most stupid questions people usually ask in an obvious situation.

1. At movies: Hey! What are you doing here?

Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't u know?

2. In bus,a fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt?

Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again?

3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: Sorry! Were you sleeping?

Me: No! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping?

4. When they see me with shorter hair: Hey, have you had a haircut?

Me: Na! Its autumn. My hairs shedding!

5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you?

Me: I'm in market with telephone around my neck.

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#59

Yesss! I got this, I studied all night.

*Reads #1*

W*F is this?!,

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Posted: 12 years ago

#60

Dear food commercials, Nobody eats in slow motion with their eyes closed. Sincerely, normal people.

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