funny shayri & jokes - Page 3

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

hahaa 🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Keenal

exactly. 🤣 do take a look at what i post next 🤣

Originally posted by: Keenal

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!!!

Our phones ~~ wireless!

Cooking ~~ fireless!

Cars ~~ keyless!

Food ~~ fatless!

Dress ~~ sleeveless !

Youth ~~ jobless!

Leaders ~~ shameless!

Relationships ~~meaningless!

Attitude ~~ careless!

Wives ~~ fearless!

Feelings ~~ heartless!

Education ~~ valueless!

Children ~ mannerless !

Everything is becoming LESS. But still, Our Hopes are ~~ Endless.

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

Boy: Suno jara.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate time baat nahi karte,

khaane k baad

Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

hahaha 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.

SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
"The"

hahaa 🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

This is not my shyari!!

Someday u may lose ur hair.

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.

coz u cant lose wot u don't have!