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Posted: 13 years ago

#211

Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number.

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#212

Child: I'm running away! The next time you'll see my face, it'll be on a milk carton!

Dad: They only put your picture on a milk carton, if someone is actually looking for you.

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#213

Husband: Hey Honey, watch this!

[Breaks car window]

Wife: W*F are you doing?!?!

Husband: Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there!

Wife: We have Allstate you dumbass!!!

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#214

Don't be afraid to take risks. Shake the soda bottle before you open the cap.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#215

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"😲

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#216

Teacher : Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth?

Student : Grandma and Grandpa

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Posted: 13 years ago

#217

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

whatever you say 😳🤣🤣

muje shak par raha hai ke Ap meri bisti karna chahti ho😔🤣🤣

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#218

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

lol mujhko bhi funny laga 🤣🤣🤣

achi bat hai dono ko laga🤣🤣

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#219

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

draamebaaz ho ap 👎🏼🤣 koi problem nahi hai apki khushi se 🤔🤣🤣
theek eh 👍🏼🤣

kab kiya main ne drama?🤣🤣are wah🤣hamain to khushi hoti hai Ap ki khsushi pe😳🤣🤣

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#220

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

acha toh aaj kin kyunki main nahi thi 🤣🤣
uff hey bhagwan main puch rahi hun apse ki shots ko dekh ke mujhe hasi ayegi? 🤔 ab samjh aaya?🤣🤣
nahi 🤣 jab mann kiya tab karungi taaki aap darr jao 😈🤣🤣

han jee Ap nahi thin na to kar lin🤣warna cc se bahir nahi jaya jata mujh se kio ke hamari batain bohat hoti hain na🤔🤣
ary funny jokes likhain hon ge os main to shot dekh ke bhe to hasi ayegi na🤔🤣🤣
ak to ap ka MAANNN😡🤣ok ok jab marzi karna hum darain ge nahi😳🤣🤣

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