funny shayri & jokes - Page 23

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

PC ka time fix karo 🤔🤣

main bhi kar dungi reply 🤣🤣

mujhe pata chal gaya tha HD ka matlab 😳 explain karne ki zaroorat nahi 😡🤣🤣

bye bye GN SD TC 🤗🤗

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

tip to reduce weight:

first turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right.

repeat this exercise every time you are offered something to eat.

LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I'm having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"😲

🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: Clever.Foxxy

Teacher : Can you Tell me 2 creatures which Do Not have Teeth?

Student : Grandma and Grandpa

LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

muje shak par raha hai ke Ap meri bisti karna chahti ho😔🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

kab kiya main ne drama?🤣🤣are wah🤣hamain to khushi hoti hai Ap ki khsushi pe😳🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

han jee Ap nahi thin na to kar lin🤣warna cc se bahir nahi jaya jata mujh se kio ke hamari batain bohat hoti hain na🤔🤣
ary funny jokes likhain hon ge os main to shot dekh ke bhe to hasi ayegi na🤔🤣🤣
ak to ap ka MAANNN😡🤣ok ok jab marzi karna hum darain ge nahi😳🤣🤣

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

ab kar liya hai🤣🤣
thanks🤣🤣
ary main ne socha ye na ho ap ko lage ke muj se ghalt type hova hai🤣main ne explain is liye kiya kio ke main chahta tha Ap ko pata chale jan ke likha main ne😳🤣🤣
main to a geya ab Ap ko GN,, +.. FD 🤣 ab btao Ap FD means?🤣
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