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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#201

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

mera matlab main monky nahi hon😳🤣

whatever you say 😳🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#202

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

nahi time nahi milta yar😭🤣rat ko ap a jati ho to bilkul nahi milta😳🤣
oh is ghalti keyliye mafi 🤣par same,,kio ayegi🤔🤣🤣
or karo gusa please😳🤣🤣

acha toh aaj kin kyunki main nahi thi 🤣🤣

uff hey bhagwan main puch rahi hun apse ki shots ko dekh ke mujhe hasi ayegi? 🤔 ab samjh aaya?🤣🤣

nahi 🤣 jab mann kiya tab karungi taaki aap darr jao 😈🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#203

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--
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kio hai problem🤣hamri khushi se Ap ko kio hia problem🤣🤣
kal or zeyda karon ga dekhna😉🤣

draamebaaz ho ap 👎🏼🤣 koi problem nahi hai apki khushi se 🤔🤣🤣

theek eh 👍🏼🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#204

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--

yar ye muje sach main dunny laga tha🤣🤣

lol mujhko bhi funny laga 🤣🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#205

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

🤣

hahahaha 🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#206

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--
Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

hahahahaha🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣

OMG hahahhahaha 🤣🤣🤣.🤣🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#207

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..
If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and
someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?
Me: 10 and a dead body. 🤣

LOL LOL 🤣🤣🤣

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#208

Originally posted by: --devil-mind--
sis muje jana hai😔
main ne Naaz se kaha tha ke 2 am pe so jaon ga lekin alread late,,coz pc ka time theek nahi hai😔

so bye bye

@Naaz main ne wahan he reply kar diya tha cc main jahan ap ne BRB bola tha🤣

bye bye

GN,,HD,,,TC,,,,bye bye
🤗,🤗,🤗

aj soch rahi hogi SD ki jaga HD kio???🤣 HD means horror dreams🤣🤣

@ ok AB sar dard start ho geya,,bye bye😔
🤗,🤗

PC ka time fix karo 🤔🤣

main bhi kar dungi reply 🤣🤣

mujhe pata chal gaya tha HD ka matlab 😳 explain karne ki zaroorat nahi 😡🤣🤣

bye bye GN SD TC 🤗🤗

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@Leve

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Posted: 13 years ago

#209

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.

Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President.

The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill. The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

Dear God:

Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you sent it through Washington DC, and those ***holes deducted $95.00 in taxes.

Lee

hahahhaa 🤣🤣🤣