funny shayri & jokes - Page 19

Silent lips may avoid many problems:
But smiling lips will solve many problems:
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Har velay sarya na karo:
Kadi kadi has v lya karo:!

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Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back. 🤣

Originally posted by: ..MissBindaas..

If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai!:-) 🤣

Facebook fever:
Once a guy updated his status "I m gonna sleep In Garden tonight"

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After sometime

If you have 10 chocolate cakes
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someone asks for 2,
How many do u have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, Well what if somebody forcibly takes 2 of the cakes,
how many would u have left then ?

Me: 10 and a dead body. 🤣

Professor to student:
Aj pehli bar tm class mein baten kar rahey ho hamesha tum nzren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy..

Kia hogya hai tmhen?

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Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya,
Cashiar bola janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli (fake) hai

Sardar:
jama mery acount wich hune ne tenu koi takleef.

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