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Posted: 13 years ago

#171

Ankho me aansu, chehre par hansi hai,
Saanso me aahein, Dil me bebasi hai,
Pehle kyun nahi bataya ki, darwaje mein ungli fansi hai.
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Posted: 13 years ago

#172

1 sardar ka redio kharab ho gaya
Usne khud hi usko khola or dekha us k ander 1 chooha mra pra tha.
Sardar : lo dasso
Chalna ki A
singer e mar gaya Ay
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Posted: 13 years ago

#173

Sangeet ka taraana hua,
Shamaa ka parwana hua,
Masti ka mastaana hua,
Jaise hi gunghat uthaya,
Is duniya se ravana hua!

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Posted: 13 years ago

#174

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Edited by --devil-mind-- - 13 years ago

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Posted: 13 years ago

#175

Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
"dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!"

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Posted: 13 years ago

#176

Wife: can you help me in garden?
Husband: what do you think, I am a gardner??
Wife: can you fix door handle?
Husband: What do you think, I am a carpenter?
In the evening when husband came from the work,
he saw everything has been fixed.
He asked wife who fixed this.
Wife: Our neighbor.
But he gave me 2 options.
Either I should give him burger or a kiss.
Husband: I am sure you must have given a burger.
Wife:"What do you think, I am McDonald's ?

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Posted: 13 years ago

#177

How to disturb…"'
Boy:Pen hai?
Girl:nai hai.
Boy:Pen hai pen?
Girl:kaha na nahi hai.
(thori dare bad)
Boy:pen hai pen?pen?
Girl:kitni bar kahun nahi hai.
ab dubara pucha to hathoray say sar phar dungi.
Boy:Hathora(hammer) hai?
Girl:nahi..
Boy:Acha phir pen hai pen??

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Posted: 13 years ago

#178

Angry Boss:tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ?
Employee:(sar jhuka ke)nahi sir
Boss:neeche kya dekh rhe ho meri taraf dekho.

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Posted: 13 years ago

#179

A good teacher according to students is 1 who :

-Should Be Absent At Least 3 Times A Week
-Should Come In Class 10mins Late And Left The Class 10 Mins Earlier
-Should Not Give Any Homework And Assignments
-Should Not Ask Any Questions To Students
-Should Not Disturb The Students By Teaching While They Are Talking 😆