A Small OS again..this is for teju...she wanted me to write one such for long and here it is...It's indeed very small...If it's way too stupid, chappals and tomatoes are most welcome...
MY CRAZY MAN- A ROSID OS BY ROSHNI
Roli was trying to control her anger and her nostrils flared in the attempt. Come on yaar...this is too mean from her Siddhantji. Too mean. He had done this in the past too and then she got angry at him. But then he was just her friend, but now he's her husband, her love, her unborn child's father. And what he did? He allowed those girls at the marriage function of Verma auntyji's daughter to feed him sweets. And as happened years before, her favorite shirt of his got stained in the process. She was really angry when she saw the scene and angrier when this stained shirt reminds her of the moment. She sat in the bed with an expression that would instantly burn Mr. Siddhant Bharadwaj to ashes.
Sid entered the room and found Roli sitting on the bed. He knew she was angry. She looks so adorable when she's angry. He knew that she won't like other girls getting close to him. He remembered how she got angry years back when the same thing happened. Then he was her friend and she roared at him. Now he's her love and he knew he'll kill him. Yet mustering courage, he went to Roli and touched her shoulder. She instantly turned and stared at him. That stare conveyed it all; that she's angry at him and she would eat him like a piece a dominos pizza if he dares to lock horns with her. Sid smiled idiotically to ease the situation. "Roli..." he called touching her shoulder again. She shoved him off and said "I'm not gonna forgive you..." He tried to act smart and said "no Roli...you shouldn't forgive me...Areyy...what a hubby is yours..He has a nice, cute pretty and even pregnant wife and what did he do? He allowed some other girls to feed him? And he also allowed them to stain her favorite shirt...Very bad..." but Roli didn't laugh this time as every time she does. "Ya...I'm not gonna forgive you...Don't put in your stories and try to pacify me because I'm not gonna give in today..." said Roli sternly. "So Roli is not gonna give in...Are you seeing baby, your Mamma is cutty with Papa..." Sid said cutely. "Oh very good...So you remember that you're a Papa...But you were behaving there as if you're 16 years old..." Roli commented. Sid took the shirt in his hands and looked at Roli. "Oh come on Roli...This shirt is your problem na...Okay I'm not wearing it..." he said innocently holding his throat. "Oh fine...you don't wear this shirt or no shirt...What has it got to do with me? I'm going." Saying this she took her towel and walked slowly to the washroom. Sid stood there thinking of some idea. Suddenly it dawned on him. He rushed to the open the cupboard so that he can work out his idea.
Roli returned from the washroom to see the most hilarious scene she had ever seen. It was...her Siddhantji wearing one of her night dresses!!!! Come on...That red one which he gifted her on last Valentine 's Day. It was quite tight on him and stood almost a palm length from his ankle. She couldn't stop herself from laughing watching the scene. Making her laugh more, he headed to the makeup table and stroked his lips with the red lipstick!!! And he asked in a feminine voice. "Siddhantji...how am I looking now???" Roli couldn't stop her laughter. "Siddhantji..." she said. But Sid stopped her again by another act. He took a small pillow from the couch and stuffed inside the nightwear. He looked as if he was six months pregnant.!!! Roli couldn't control her laughter no more. She held her swollen belly and laughed like anything. Seeing that he's having a good effect on Roli, Sid continued his act. "Oh Siddhantji...See it's all because of you...See your baby is kicking me..." said Sid mimicking one of Roli's regular dialogues. Now Roli was also on track. Hiding her laughter' she went to Sid. "Okay then...You're having trouble na...Then let's make your delivery right now..." saying this Roli started tickling Sid. Sid started running and the pillow fell off in the process. Roli didn't run for being her sixth month she shouldn't do such acts. Sid took the pillow back and stared at it. Ten he said in the feminine voice again "you're so bad Siddhantji..." "I agreed Roliji..." said Roli in manly voice. "So happy???" asked Sid in his original voice. "ya..You look so cute this way..." said Roli trying not to laugh more. At this point Sid wiped off the lipstick from his lips. He removed the night dress and showed himself just in his track pants and bare masculine upper body. He went close to her making her blush a little. "So how I'm I looking now?" he hissed in her ears. "You're hot my crazy man..." she whispered in his ears hugging him to avoid him seeing her blush.