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Ahlam. edit that post!! 😆

Originally posted by: llSerenityll

Two women walked into a department store, stopped at the perfume counter and picked up a sample bottle. One sprayed the perfume on her wrist and smelled it. "That's nice, isn't it?" Sharon said waving her arm under her friend's nose. "Yeah. What's it called?" "Viens a moi." "Viens a moi? What's that mean?" A clerk offered some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me.'" Sharon took another sniff. "That doesn't smell like come to me," she said, offering her arm to her friend again. "Does that smell like come to you?"

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😳Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss😉😉😉😉

Hehe I read due to ahlam's quote🤣

Originally posted by: tamzin43

😳Q. Why do women have two holes so close together?
A. In case you miss😉

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😉Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

Originally posted by: tamzin43

😉Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
A. He's down to four butts a day

😆 omg... we are defo going to get banned, atleast get warnings!!

Originally posted by: llSerenityll

Jack was returning to work Monday morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"

"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"

"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back in..."

good one 👏👏👏👏

Originally posted by: llSerenityll

Jack was returning to work Monday
morning with two black eyes. His workmates were understandably
curious: "Jack, what happened to you?!?" "It was the
darndest thing! I was at church yesterday, and this fat lady stood
up in front of me. You know how a dress can get stuck in the crack
of the butt of a fat lady? It looked funny. I figured she wouldn't
like that, so I just reached over and pulled it out with a little
tug. Next thing I know, she spins around and socks me one!"



"Jeez, you got TWO black eyes in one blow?"



"Naw. After she turned back around, I figured she was angry
that I pulled the dress out of her crack, so I tried to poke it back
in..."

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