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i guess we cant stop we all on a roll.. i guess all dirty minds think alike 😉😉😉😉

Originally posted by: famzii05

😆 omg... we are defo going to get banned, atleast get warnings!!

When you get that feeling then you need to stop. Now its a crime in awareness🤣🤣

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

🤣

Originally posted by: famzii05

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

🤣

Saw that..Still hilarious 🤣

what are you typing into google?? 🤣 best delete the history on the computer!!

Originally posted by: famzii05

A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passed by
his mom's bedroom and saw her rubbing her body and moaning, "I need a
man, I need a man!"

Over the next couple of months, he saw her doing this several times.

One day, he came home from school and heard her moaning. When he peeked into her bedroom, he saw a man on top of her.

Little Johnny ran into his room, took off his clothes, threw himself
on his bed, started stroking himself, and moaning, "Ohh, I need a bike! I
need a bike!"

🤣

🤣

I am not stalking this thread :p

Originally posted by: famzii05

what are you typing into google?? 🤣 best delete the history on the computer!!

Perverted hilarious joke...The website is filled with lots of jokes 😆

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/dirty_jokes.asp

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked . He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed."

Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny. He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said the little girl.

Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. A few minutes later all you can here is little Johnny screaming . His mom rushes into the room and says" what the hell is going on here? . The girl tries her best to explain. She said "You see we were playing park the car and johnny got his car all most all the way in. The back tires wouldnt fit so I cut them off!

Originally posted by: vibz88

I am not stalking this thread :p

The moment you say that, we know who was stalking this thread 😆