ROFL - Page 15

Originally posted by: vibz88

I am not stalking this thread :p

now we dont know who is actually stalking this thread!! people must be enjoying this!! 😆

😉

What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out

Originally posted by: famzii05

Little Johnny awoke one night to hear strange noises coming from his
parents bedroom. When he opened the door his dad was on his mom naked .
He said"Dad what are you and mom doing? His dad told him "I'm parking my
car in yours mom's garage. Go back to bed."

Well the next day, the girl next door came over to play with johnny.
He said " I have a new game for us to play." what's it called the girl
replied . It's called parking the car . Wanna try it he said. Sure said
the little girl.

Well Johnny tells her how to play and they get off to a good start. A
few minutes later all you can here is little Johnny screaming . His mom
rushes into the room and says" what the hell is going on here? . The
girl tries her best to explain. She said "You see we were playing park
the car and johnny got his car all most all the way in. The back tires
wouldnt fit so I cut them off!

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🤣 oh god... cant breathe... what have we made this forum into?

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

Originally posted by: llSerenityll

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...

'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'

She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."

So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"

Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"

wonder what he rang the doorbell with!! 🤣

Doing it on forum is more fun and thrilling🤣🤣

Originally posted by: maddy311

Doing it on forum is more fun and thrilling🤣🤣

doing what? 😉🤣

Originally posted by: famzii05

wonder what he rang the doorbell with!! 🤣

With tongue I guess unless the door bell is really low🤣

She offered him honour he honoured her offer. So the whole night in honour of her offer he was on her and off her.