Special Festive SP Buzz / Time v.50 jokes

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Posted: 16 years ago
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Welcome Friends
This is yet another Festive NL. It is also our 50th NL The best way to celebrate it in time of 2 festivities. . One being our Navratri and 2nd Eid.




. Post your msgs news and other happenings here.


For new members in our forum who

would like to know the concept, story and the characters better, and to get to know everyone in the forum....


***Summary***


Next day they have pooja and sal asks Tara to name the baby. Tara asks sal to name her baby. But sal insists so Tar aname teh baby. Sapanch show up with parbatsingh and tells brij tehy can not give lower caste girl singh name. there is big argument between sarpanch, sal, mb, Nahar. Finally brij asks them to leave as they are not afraid of tehm or don't care about them. PBS leaves threaening them. MB says forgt about them time to celebrate now. She makes fun of brij, tara, saloni nahar and samar kaveri. samar is happy kaveri gets upset. finally they all dance. dheer makes kavri upset remindning about gold waist belt. then Ishan playing with remote controlled car hits flower vase which lands on sweta. sweta looses lots of blood and end up in hospital needing O -tive blood. Nahar gets his blood tested to donate to sweta. But tehy find a donor. Also Nahar runs into his childhood freind varun. Who helps tehm with sweta's treatment. Sweta gets blood trasfusion and recovers but doctor finds out and tells varun about Nahar having brain memngitis. Varun is shocked and decides to call Brij. Brij hands phone to Nahar unknwingly. Nahar finds out about his illness and hides from brjesh. Varun asks him to get more test done wher Nahar runs into saloni and pia. Varun comes talking about test. tehn sal gets suspious. But varun lies it was test of Nahar's employee. Nahar comes home and calls sal in their room to talk about something important after hearing sal wants sweta to be a doctor and she wants sweta to marry a doctor.



Mannobhabhi and Bhabho dancing to celebrate the naming ceremony.

Mannobhbhi and bhabho for providing us all so muc entertainment. Also Nahar and Saloni facing a crowd and telling parbatsingh and his crowd we won't need ppl like you. Do what you want.




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judyp, iamindian & kernal
congrates enjoy👏 your siggy.😊


winners for contest 46 are
Jaanlover, princezna and kalapacho

congrates here is the siggy enjoy


***Jokes ***

A flying saucer landed at a gas station on a lonely country road. The two space aliens inside seemed completely unconcerned about detection; in fact, the letters "UFO" were emblazoned in big, bold letters on one side of their shiny craft. As the station owner stood and gawked in silence, paralyzed with shock, his young blonde attendant nonchalantly filled up the tank and waved to the two aliens as they took off.

"Do you realize what just happened?" the station owner finally uttered.

"Yeah," said the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the space aliens in that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Didn't you see the letters 'UFO' on the side of that vehicle?!"

"Yeah," repeated the blonde attendant. "So?"

"Don't you know what 'UFO' means?!"

The blonde attendant rolled his eyes. "Good grief, boss! I've been
working here for six years. Of course I know what 'UFO' means
'Unleaded Fuel Only.'"
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some lesser known laws😆😆
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog

The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.


A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.


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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.

When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick you".

The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"

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A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.

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Songs

saloni learning about sawari
hum re aangan bagiya
bagiyaan me do phool
ek sweta ek saawari ek sweta ek sawari

saloni
suno sajana papihe ne kaha sabse pukarke
sambhal jao o duniyawalo
hum laye hai sweta sawari ko

MB
parbatsinghji yahan se chale jao
varna maja chakh denge
lath se do char

Nahar to parbatsingh
maar diya jaye ke chhod diya jaye
bol ter saath kya salook kiya jaye
dhakka diya jaye ke chanta diya jaye
bol tere saath kya sallok kiya jaye

Saloni to PBS
chhodo aisi baate
baate hai ye purani
naye daur me jeena sikho
ab hai sab ko aazadi
hum hai rajputani hum hai raputani

Nahar
ye kaisi ajab dastaan ho gayi hai
khushi aate aate ghum ban gayi hai

Nahar
kabhi kuhd pe kabhi halat pe rona aya
raat nikhari magar is raat me rona aya
hum to samje the ke humne sab pa liya hai
kaisi taqdeer ke sab khone ka sama aya
kabhi khud pe


Thanks to all the updaters, Gurprit Honey for the wonderful siggies and kruthi for templates

Plz post any suggestions or concerns right here.

****SP Dev Team****

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xTimax thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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I really loved the jokes.
Great job 👏 keep it up.
judyp thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Thanks. Jokes were 😆

Keep it up.
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Great work Di !!! I really loved it as always. I really don't know what I must tell you now Di...everything is so perfect and I really love all the NL's !!! Everytime it is so good and everything is so complete

Great jokes !!! They are really funny...and the songs are super...fantastic. Mein dekh sakti hoon ke aap kitni waqt leti hoon yeh NL bananein mein...and Di you are doing a wonderful and awesome job
Hamesha khush rehna and keep it upwith your wonderful work !!!
I want to wish everyone Happy Navratri and Eid Mubarak !!!!
Take care and keep smiling
Reena
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Posted: 16 years ago
#5
Gr8 NL as always.
Loved and enjoyed the nice funny jokes.
Keep up the good work.👏
Congrats to the winners and active members.👏
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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freinds great news today is a 32nd birthday of Nahar aka sharad kelkar.
happy birthday sharad
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: nicole22

I really loved the jokes.
Great job 👏 keep it up.

thanks keep reading.😆😆
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: judyp

Thanks. Jokes were 😆

Keep it up.

will do. I am glad you enjoyed😆😊
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: jaanlover

Great work Di !!! I really loved it as always. I really don't know what I must tell you now Di...everything is so perfect and I really love all the NL's !!! Everytime it is so good and everything is so complete

Great jokes !!! They are really funny...and the songs are super...fantastic. Mein dekh sakti hoon ke aap kitni waqt leti hoon yeh NL bananein mein...and Di you are doing a wonderful and awesome job
Hamesha khush rehna and keep it upwith your wonderful work !!!
I want to wish everyone Happy Navratri and Eid Mubarak !!!!
Take care and keep smiling
Reena

Thanks reena I appreciate your comments. Yes it takes long time to make one of this. I wish members will respond. to it.
ramas thumbnail
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Posted: 16 years ago
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Originally posted by: arwax

Gr8 NL as always.

Loved and enjoyed the nice funny jokes.
Keep up the good work.👏
Congrats to the winners and active members.👏

Thanks arwa will definately do.😊

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