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Originally posted by: sdasaraju

Mine from... various mails

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Originally posted by: SmarterDesiKid

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Originally posted by: Surpremi

What do you call a SUrd with one Hair?


......................Iqbal Singh ......... 😉

Good one...👏 Let me add to this: 😉

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Justbeer Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Justone Singh. What do you call a sikh female's boyfriend?
Her-Pal Singh What do you call a sardar looking for happiness?
KHUSH-WANT Singh What do you call a sardar living under-water?
Jal-andhar Singh

What do you call a sardar living under-water and
able to breath also?
Jal-andhar Singh Gill.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
She going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
I got proof.

What kind of proof?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".

Some more Indian Names:

Who talks much - Chatter-jee
Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off - B. Reddy
One who can't be steady after a drink - P. K. Girpade

Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling >in a train. The train suddenly goes thru a tunnel and it gets >completely dark. >Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out >of >the >tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting there looking perplexed. >Musharraf is >bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of >them >remain diplomatic and nobody says anything. > > >Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. >Musharraf >must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that >she slapped him. > >" Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me,and kissed >Margaret instead and got slapped. > >" Musharraf is thinking: "Damn it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss >Madhuri, >she thought it was me and slapped me. > >" Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I >could >make another kissing sound and slap Musharraf again". > >

Originally posted by: sdasaraju

Some more Indian Names:

Who talks much - Chatter-jee
Director of ISRO satellite preparing to take off - B. Reddy
One who can't be steady after a drink - P. K. Girpade

Identity Crisis- Y.I.PATEL

Originally posted by: ritika24

Identity Crisis- Y.I.PATEL

yes, I remeber this one from YOGI PATEL 😆👏

A Britisher asked our ace runner on the track field:

Relaxing ???

the Surd said : No, Milkha Singh............ 😉