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Well friends, I saw Salaam Namaste, and thought of putting our AASHI is Radio jockey's Shoes, here's what I've attempted, hope to tickle your funny bone this time tooo……… 😊 😊 😊
AASHI: Salaam Namaste India, This is RJ AASHI live from radiocity for an exclusive interview with the ROCKSTAR, jinki album " CALIBER" 😛 recently launch hui hai, and now for al his fans, be ready to hit the dance floor as now, the album is available in all the music shops nearby, so friends bas thoda sa intezaar and the Handsome Hunk a.k.a Yuvraj Dev is gonna be with us right here any moment…tab tak.. keep listening to this track… 😳
Aashi started a song and left the cabin ,went out to Mr. IYER, the head of the RadioCity Office. 🤢 🤢
AASHI: Duh-uh, kahaan hai aapkey guest of honour?
IYER: aaiyo, who toh abhi tak aaya nahi.
AASHI: Aaya nahi, hey Bhaggu, my show is on air..
The cell phone rings…
IYER: hello…this is Ramkumar Angapailla Chillapalli Iyer from his personal Samsung phone speakinga!!!!
SID: ahh..watever….YUVI aaj interview key liye nahi aa payega, interview cancel kardo okay.
IYER: but Sir a… YAASHI…
AASHI: AASHI…A….A…for AASHI.
IYER: aaiyo Mr. DEV aaj interview key liye nahi aayenga ji, cancel kar do.
Thereeeeeee……..Aashi went dam furious, completely red just like her red streaks, she looks towards Bhaggu gave her one sided the famous AASHI wicked smile… …. DHIN TADAK DHIN …DHIN TADAK DHIN..DHIN TADAK DHIN…TAH TAH TAH !!!!!! 😉
She went back to her cabin and………….
AASHI: welcum back folks……me too back with a rocking game for you'll, humare Guest Of Honour, ooppsss….HONOUR hata dijiye…Mr. Dev is LATE… 😡 😡 hey bhagguu…how can people be so careless 😆 ..wat say??? Kya hua hoga unhey??? Mr. late Lateef, aapney saarey fans jo subah sey tune kar rahey hai radio par, and Mr. DEV…. Busy with what man??? 😕 😕 😕 Hadd hoti hai carelessness ki 😡 , but kaun samjhaye kuch logo ko, jo pata nahi kya kar rahey hai, ki aapney fans , jinhoney unko itni respect di hai… unhey yahaan tak pahuchaya hai…. 👏 👏
SID: hey Yuvi….( SID bursts out into YUVI's room where YUVI just got up at 12:45) radio onn kar…jaldi..jaldi onn kar..
YUVI: kya hai SID, abhi abhi toh mein utha hoon nah…
SID: tu firsey soney wala hai, just switch it onn man…
YUVI did the same…he switched onn his radio…
AASHI: well I think LAZY ness unkey hormones mein hogi, Politician ke betey hai nah…
YUVI was jolted into his senses…
YUVI: yeh kaun hai????
AASHI: aur kya bula saktey hai inko??? Mr. LAZY HEMAN, PSYCOPAT, YUCKRAJ DEV !!!!!
YUVI: goshhhhhhhhhh……..( YUVI stood up on the bed…)
SID: tera Aaj radiocity mein interview tha, tu gaya nahi nah….isiliye yeh RJ ..
AASHI: Vaat lag chuki hai…humare time ki, Mr. Late Lateef, but aisa kar kya rahey hai who??? Hmm…shayad stomach mein GAS…
YUVI and SID: yakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…………………
AASHI: ya fir achanak unka guitar kisiney chura liya hai, over eating…I'm confused, and so you'll are rite… toh pick up your cells India and call up on 2885566, and mujhey batao ki aapkey hisaab sey Mr. Yuckraj Dev, aisa kya kar rahey hai..ki unkey paas aapney dedicated fans key liye time nahi hai, unki lazyness ka raaz kya hai???? Chalo phone ghumao India… aur ek aadmi ki lazyness bhagao……
YUVI: mein is RJ ka murder kar doonga, wat the hell is she doing??? Woh manager ka naam kya tha?
SID: koi Chilli Pilli IYER tha..
YUVI: whatever….uska no. dial kar aur mujhey dey, is RJ ko toh mein raw kha jaoonga…
IYER: hellooo… this is Ramkumar Angapailla Chillapalli Iyer from his personal Samsung phone speakinga!!!!
YUVI: aey Mr. mein Yuvraj Dev bol raha hoon, is show ko abhi roko, and is RJ…wats her name?
IYER: YAASHI sir..
YUVI: YAASHI….isko chup karwao warna mein tumharey radiocity ko prosecute kar doonga..
IYER: aaiyo SIR…( IYER had a cry baby face..)
TRING…..TRING….TRING….TRING….. 😛 😛 😛
AASHI: oh wao…humara first call….HELLO !!!
RIYA: hey hi AASHI, this is Riya.
AASHI: hey hi RIYA, how are you?
RIYA: absolutely fine girl!
AASHI: okay shoot, aapkey hisaab sey Mr. LLL that's LAZY LATE LATEEF aisi kaunsi cheese mein busy ho gaye hai ki unko doosaro key time ki kadar hi nahi rahi???
RIYA: well I'm a crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy YUVI fan
AASHI: YUVI haan….
RIYA: yeh…his music makes me go mad…..toh shayad new song practice ki wajah se he was not able to come.
AASHI: awright RIYA , that was honest and it was great talking to you CYA, CHAO !! toh yeh tha humare first caller RIYA ka view, but kya yeh view sahi hai…kya Mr. LAZY DEV song practice kar rahey they?? Ya SONG khud suntey suntey lala land mein jaakar aapni lady love key saath dance kar rahey they???lets check out…
YUVI: she's getting dam personal now SID.( YUVI literally held the radio speaker into his ear… The parade what AASHI was taking at the other corner of the city brought sweat to YUVI over here..)
TRING…..TRING….TRING….TRING….. 😛 😛 😛
AASHI: Helloo…whos this???
LILY: hey I'm Lily from Delhi..
AASHI: oh..thats rhymes haan… yeh..whats your assumption dear?
LILY: well as now he's celeb, late night parties are totally onn for them man… may be late night party morning mein khaatm hui ho, and YUVI abhi abhi wapas aaya ho !!!
AASHI: hmmm….so that's what thinks cuty Lily from Delhi, rocking one dear, lets see what others say???
SID: iska break toh fail ho gaya hai it seems…rukney ka naam hi nahi ley rahi… terey fans try kar arhey hai..but…
YUVI: but….I'll kill her…mujhey constantly idiotic names sey bula rahi hai..
Who the hell is she??? Ek RJ kya ban gai, aapney aapko smart samajhti hai, I'll sue her down dude..woh jaanti nahi hai mein kaun hoon!!!and meri power kya hai, take out the vehical, mujhey abhi isi waqt radioCity jaana hai.
SID: dude, tu pagal ho gaye ho kya? radioCity total opposite direction mein hai..wahaan pahuchney tak yeh show bhi khatam ho jayega…wait..and listen, iska hisaab hum us RJ se baadmein lengey!!!
TRING…..TRING….TRING….TRING….. 😛 😛 😛
AASHI: yepp… aapka naam?
TINA: Hi, mein TINA from Mumbai, I love your show AASHI, and aaj tumney jo kiya hai..hatts off yaar…well mujhey lagta hai you are absolutely rite, Mr. LLL ko time value karna sikhana hi hoga, I think wo itna bada LAZY hoga ki abhi tak bed mein luch khaa raha hoga..wat say???
AASHI: ossuumm… ek HUG courier kar rahi hoon tumhare liye TINA, great chatting with u… so friends..yeh tha dearest TINA ka view, Mr. LAZY GRADUATE from ARAAMUNIVERSITY, SLEEP-NAGAR, is onn his luch mania, sounds interesting, chaliye dal mein thoda aur namak daalte hai !!
TRING…..TRING….TRING….TRING…..
AASHI: Hey helloo…
YUVI: wat the hell are you upto?
AASHI: excuse me !!!
YUVI: Mein YUVRAJ DEV BOL raha hoon..
DHIN TADAK DHIN, DHIN TADAK DHIN, DHIN TADAK DHIN, TAH TAH TAH………..
Aashi raised the volume and put the call on recording, there outside the cabin, Mr. whatever IYER was pulling his hair as strongly as he could, cause now he had to face the beats of the music composed by our very own RJ AASHI !!!
AASHI: okay sir, Salaam Namste!!!
YUVI: Hell off, tum kar kya rahi ho?
AASHI: ahhhh…tumhare lazyness ka raaz jaane ki koshish, mujhey toh lagta hai ki tumhare fans tumhey bahut acche sey jaante hai HEMAN 😆 😆 😆 , and I'm sure TINA was right, tum is waqt yahaan present rehne key bajaye wahaan bed tea..ooppsss..bed lunch kar rahey ho! 😡 😡 😡
YUVI: that's none of your business, and is show ko abhi band karo, right now. 🤢 🤢
AASHI: hey bhagguu..woh mein nahi kar sakti, aur karo bhi kyu? Itna zyada interesting show kahaan milega mujhey? 😳 Ek papi Heman ki laziness ki kahaani…
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Yuvi was getting frustrated second by second, and he literally started hating the word LAZY !!!!! as Aashi had till now used it N no. of times to describe him man !!!!
YUVI: tum mujhey nahi jaanti, mein YASHWANT DEV KA BETA HOON !!!!
AASHI: heyyyyyyyyy bhagggggggguuuuuuuuuuuu… 🤣..daddy daddy..mujhey nah RJ AASHI ne RadioCity par insult kiya, duh-uh…yeh show onn air hai, and aab tumney aapney fans ko yeh bhi bata diya hai ki t um ek DADDY's BOY ho, phewww…CELEB banne key baad koi aapney dad key aanchal ke neeche chupkar baithey toh usey kya kehna chahiye??? 😃 😃 😃 Strange…tumhari recent album ka naam CALIBER hai…hey bhagguu…aisa naam kyu rakha jo tummey bilkul hi nahi hai dude…
YUVI: ( with a bit louder voice..) merey patience ka test meni ki koshish mat karo…. 😡
AASHI: KOSHISH…you're mistaken dude, mein kosish nahi kar rahi hoon, actually tumhara Patience test kar rahi hoon Baby Ostrich !!!🤣🤣
YUVI threw the cup he had in his hand far away and broke it into pieces…and AASHI was in full anger to send him to the pagal khana…
She heard the sound of the breaking cup…
AASHI: waoo…tumhe gussa bhi aata hai…friends..and is psyco ke fans… aapka Yuckraj Dev has lost it, who bechara..acchaa aadmi tha, but aab nahi raah, bahut jaldi agra ke Mental Hospital mein ek Bed reserve honey wala hai…mein ummeed karti hoon, aap usey flowers zaroor bhejogey, and jo ghar mein bache kuche fruits hongey, who bhi courier kar dena, aapko blessings milegi, and I hope ab kuch logo ko pata chal gaya ho ki
So Bye INDIA, keep calling 9967352343, Mr. Yuvraj Dev ka cell phone no. and araam sey unsey poochiye ki woh latekyu huey they???unki laziness pills kaunsey chemist ke paas milti hai??? No. ek baar phir…9967352343…ek baar phir…9967352343 aur ek baar phir….9967352343 !!!! till then…this is your very own RJ AASHI signing off with a dam big smile saying HEY BHAGGU !!!!!!
Now the only person I wanna mention is Mr. IYER, who went BALLED !!!!!!
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