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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

What brought Moonchiya back to life?

The very special German Defibrillators made by ParoSaxy Vibration Systems

The doctor didn't even have to check the laddoo in magnetic lab. He was getting stuck to random doors, beds, windows and cupboards with the laddoo in his pocket. the MRI room was the worst, when the doctor swooshed and got stuck to the top of the MRI machine. That's when he conclusively knew that the laddoo and the powder were made of Iron Filings.

While Paro desperately swings on the temple bells imploring shivji, Moonchiya's heartbeat flutters. Aman rings the panic button and the All in One doctor decides to administer defibrillation (electric shock), which makes Moonchiya's chest go higher than usual because of all the electro magnetic activity due to excess iron in his blood.

We get the Ghisa Pita 80s movies style prayers in temples, heart machine that goes berserk, Danveer rubs moonchiya's chest, Paro cries, mantra chants, traffic stops, people stop and then nahiii, mein inke bacchay ki maa bannay wali hoon types dialogs, daaktar saab kuch kariya.

Panditji asks leading questions: Are you willing to give up your most precious asset in return for a boon?

Paro: Yes, Panditji

Panditji: Something so important jiskay thyaagnay se bholenath bi vivash ho jaye

Paro: Yes, Panditji

Panditji: Then give up your backless choli

Paro: Yes, Panditji

Panditji: Remember, its something you'd never be able to wear again.

Paro: Yes, Panditji

Panditji: When a beauty sacrifices her backless choli, even bholenath can't resist.

Paro: Yes, Panditji

Panditji: Thank God, Spongebath & bare chest are guaranteed. Pandithayin will leave me alone from 9:30 pm to 10:00pm

Just then in the hospital

Danveer: Daaktar Saab, we are ready to pay you more. don't be shy about using extra electric shocks

Doctor: Ok, this one's $200. here goes. Clear!

Danveer: Just to be safe, add one more.

Doctor: ok, that's another $200. everyone stand Clear!

After so many shocks, all of moonchiya's chest hair burn and go up in small puffs of smoke. He coughs at the smell and before his heart rate resumes, he opens his eyes. Aman dances with joy. He is a cutie

Doctor: This is a miracle.

Paro: Jai Bholenath

Aman: Bhabhi!!

Rudra: Paro! Where's your blouse?

Paro: Don't look at my back, focus on your life forward and everything will be fine.

Doctor: Sorry Mrs. Ranawat, he cannot consumashuns for a few weeks. He can't lift it.

Paro: It? Define "it"

Doctor: His right hand. His left hand is weak, you will have to do the works for him.

Paro: Works? Define "Works"

Rudra: But Paro! Where's your blouse?

Doctor: Works as in dressing, and erm...you know...

SJ interrupts: Sponge bath, Sponge bath, Sponge bath

Paro: Stuff this apple in your mouth and shut up. Its cold in this room.

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Hope

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Posted: 11 years ago

SJ... you are here with the PPP. Hurrayyy ... I was dying waiting for your post. I get my daily dose of laughter because of your PPP. So don't delay them, please...

Now with the post. Dear, it was unbelievably hilarious. You are mind-blowing...

After so many shocks, all of moonchiya's chest hair burn and go up in small puffs of smoke. He coughs at the smell and before his heart rate resumes, he opens his eyes. Aman dances with joy. He is a cutie.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rudra: Paro! Where's your blouse? 🤣🤣🤣

SJ, you want sponge bath...Don't worry. I will pray for your wish to come true for all our happiness and in return I will thyaag Moochiya's shirt on behalf of all RRian's as it is our precious.😆😆😆

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sairam03

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Posted: 11 years ago

See if you prayer like paro standing on one leg miracles do happen. I was praying for your post. Stalking sometimes help. You are my answered prayer. You don't know how much I missed your post. Waiting like Chakori for Chanda.

You made my day. Thank you. Post was awesome as always. I am like 🤣 as always. God bless you.

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: Hope
SJ... you are here with the PPP. Hurayyy... I was dying waiting for your post. I get my daily dose of laughter only because of your PPP. So don't delay them, please...

Now with the post. Dear, it was unbelievably hilarious. You are mind-blowing...

After so many shocks, all of moonchiya's chest hair burn and go up in small puffs of smoke. He coughs at the smell and before his heart rate resumes, he opens his eyes. Aman dances with joy. He is a cutie.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Rudra: Paro! Where's your blouse? 🤣🤣🤣

SJ, you want sponge bath...Don't worry. I will pray for your wish to come true for all our happiness and I will tyaag Moochiya's shirt as it is very precious.😆😆😆

Thumhare Mooh Mein Ghee Shakkar

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

very quiet here.

serves me right for doing a late ppp

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Sonia

@desisoapie

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Posted: 11 years ago

Okay, so I have been barely watching the show this week as it is too much for me to handle, the insanity, the improbability, the dumbness😡 ...aahhh...makes me scream, so I just glance, skip and read your posts!😆

What the heck was that? 😆 The doctor...OMG...looked so phony, especially when he said that he had never seen such a miracle in all his career! Really? 🤣🤣

Let's not even get into the chunks of iron shaving in the ladoos that he couldn't taste, the foaming at the mouth, the strangulation, the iron shvings stuck in his right arm!!🤣

Thanks for the laughs, as always, your analysis hits the spot just right 😆🤗

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Smriti

@serialjunkie

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Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: sairam03
See if you prayer like paro standing on one leg miracles do happen. I was praying for your post. Stalking sometimes help. You are my answered prayer. You don't know how much I missed your post. Waiting like Chakori for Chanda.

You made my day. Thank you. Post was awesome as always. I am like 🤣 as always. God bless you.

🤗

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Navin

@napstermonster

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Posted: 11 years ago

SJ:

Never in my life have I seen a more blatant demand for some rishwat than I saw from this Pandit. I thought you scratch my back I'll scratch yours was something Indians invented during monsoon mosquito season--why are the Gods muscling in on it? The fact that Paro was too innocent to get the hint in-spite of the man practically winking at her and rubbing his fingers in the air made me laugh into my vodka. Every time the camera panned onto Paro's backless choli I admit I took a shot today. Her hair has clearly had a bitter fight with her sexy back and kamariya and refuses to cover it anymore. No matter how many times Paro swishes that gorgeous long mane back, when she turns we inevitably see the sexy backwa in all its gleaming, barely restrained-by-a-dori-glory.

That dori is the hardest working string in show-business. Its singlehandedly keeping Rudra off her front and the censor board off her back.

God I cant get over the pandit though...they are doing satyanash to every profession a good Indian man can go into for a mommy-pleasing career choice --first doctors ko ho gaya tai tai fiss, abb pandit walo ko bhi dhoti utardi. CVs are taking our their frustrations at being bullied by doctor/lawyer/engineer types at their high school reunion by making every other profession other than fan fiction writing seem moronic.

I think I even remember this Pandit fellow from the movie Gunday, where he played a two bit hustler. Someone gave him the exact same script when it came to some mooh maangi rakam at the Temple. Under that Dhoti he must have big brass ones, because when Rudra comes to get him, he'll tie the mandir ka ghanti around this jackass's neck and not the temple walls.

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golpokobita

@golpokobita

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Posted: 11 years ago

Waw! beautiful editing! looks like Sanaya's post-IPK photoshoot had some long-term objectives.. finally she got moonchiya back with those..

So many double meaning wala reference today 😆.. some of those are beyond my bheja! For example, why has to moonchiya shut up his mouth with apple?? how does it help with cold in the room?

Edited by golpokobita - 11 years ago