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In the long history of botched up delivery services, including the one which left Tom Hanks marooned in an island for 12 years, this one kidnapping takes the cake.
Somehow, today's episode was hilarious and reminded me of those lazy fun afternoons when my kid and I would read Asterix and Obelix, laughing uncontrollably at the weird choice of names, and the litter of ineffectual sympathetic villains - (a formal definition)
KakiConspiratrix and SumErrorAntix strike a deal with UberMooncher.
SumErrorAntix makes a fatal error and kidnaps MyDoorStopperThili instead of MissNapTerrorix. Snorehri wonders why the two did switcheroo but Babloo and Dabloo have a good laugh when they see MissNapTerrorix back in the house. No one really misses MyDoorStopperThili until the door to the kitchen starts flapping like crazy.
Meainwhile, UberMooncher's men ChotaMota and BhimaDim-a decide to uncover the blanket before the big reveal. they realize the girl while beautiful is no MissNapTerrorix. For the first time in her 5 years of marriage, MyDoorStopperThili got a good nights, thanks to SumErrorAntix .
SumErrorAntix swears never to apply for a job at UPS, FedEx, or DHL. Imagine, a married woman receiving a love letter her husband wrote to his girlfriend by accident? Its not only BAD delivery service, its plain WW3 starter.
Why were MyDoorStopperThili and MissNapTerrorixplaying switcheroo? It must have something to do with Snorehri's snoring. I wish this kasam business worked in normal households when it comes to capturing favorite seats, better side of bed and long hot showers that depletes all the hot water.
This brought a thought - In intense love stories of hatred, consummations, touchiyas and rangrasiyas, one never pauses to think - Does MuchoMachoMooncho snore? Does he scratch his balls in his sleep? Does his sweat stink stinkier than skunk? Does he offer halitosis/bad breath along with bed breaking sex? These apply to MissNapTerrorix too - for instance, does she wax or shave? does her hair smell of rancid murabba or Sunsilk shampoo? These practical considerations, if ever ruminated, would forever stop the business of romance novels and love-hate-intense stories would be more about loving hating body functions than emotions.
Why does KakiConspiratrix shed jewelry droppings here and there? That scene of MalaElopeLaLa discovering the bangle seemed non sequitur! I loved the way UberMooncher sa said, don't worry your brain over this, let me take you to the bedroom and give you the kind of roaring sax they talk about in romance novels. MalaElopeLaLa follows him like a helpless puppy.
Today's episode was hilarious, a much needed dose of levity. SumErrorAntix darling, you have such delicate fingers - did anyone else notice it? He is an endearing goofed up villain - someone who can still be rescued from KakiConspiratrix s bad influence.
Jhanak
