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Exprimere

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Posted: 11 years ago

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And the Consummashun-Karo--Morcha continues.

1. Maithili has a lot of gyaan to confer upon pre-marital nervousness. Ironic. She must have taken Paro's Whiskey-nuskha seriously. One peg down, happy, jolly, back to normal. *cannot write about the LOOONG pointless conversation over consummashun-anxiety*

2. Oh yes, Dilly boy? What did you say? You KNOW Ruddy won't marry her? You're right. You're not a great father. Not at all. Plan backfire no. 1.

3. Paro, dearie, teach your eyes to talk more, actually. On days like these when you have five words for dialogues, make your presence felt. Oh- right- you'll be in the limelight anyway. For having AND not having a voice! Or for your hyperventilation.

4. Gajar-Mattar Dilly-dally duo add to the Pulao masala Masi is cooking. If not anything, the food does keep me hooked to the show! I'm going to start a countdown of the "Food mention of the day" now- Chai, Aloo, Namak, Mirch, Imli, ROTIS, gatte... What a lovely Khata Peeta Khandaan.

5. Ruddy? Your brain is back? Congratulations for the Plan backfire no. 2 today. Now suppose, Paro does say yes to the wedding. Will you really regret your job? Masala Masi just said it- didn't gudgudi happen? Get Paro, or get job. Win-win situation, no?

6. Darling Sunehri, it's not a great idea to ask the Bride to stitch your dupatta in four days flat. Deal with your own clothes for once? Paro is too worried about her own shaadi-ka-joda/home-for-months-outfit.

7. Paro's hyperventilation reason for the day: Oh GOD! Another wedding? Another laal laal second skin for two months? *starts plotting to set terms for the wedding. Clothes clause, hygeine products, silent jewellery... maybe 4 days are less after all*

8. Masi-Kaki: Plan backfire no. 3 award goes to you. Ruddy is going to unleash a Mission Jeb Khali on you.

9. Time to start our PETISHUN PHASE. Say no to noise pollution/ BG music. I think to give major dramatic impact and shock, they STOP the BG music. Not start it. Everything goes quiet, and I sense something wrong and perk up. Ulta psychology.

P. S Despite the mockery, Dilsher's concern for Rudra was heart-warming.😊 Samrat is the latest addition to the human props on the show. Even "doormouse-Maithili" (thanks, SJ!) is ashamed of him.

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milinda.shreyz

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Posted: 11 years ago

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And the Consummashun-Karo--Morcha continues.

1. Maithili has a lot of gyaan to confer upon pre-marital nervousness. Ironic. She must have taken Paro's Whiskey-nuskha seriously. One peg down, happy, jolly, back to normal. *cannot write about the LOOONG pointless conversation over consummashun-anxiety*

consummashun anxiety? or the fear of living unconsummashuned all life long after meeting Sammy boy and her saasuma satyanaasi Mohini ? I am conpheused now !!😉

2. Oh yes, Dilly boy? What did you say? You KNOW Ruddy won't marry her? You're right. You're not a great father. Not at all. Plan backfire no. 1.

Huh, wat do u think of dilly boy ? he is the Baap of Rudy...muh mein ek ar dimag mein kuch aur hi chal rahe hai, he is on the misson of getting soft soft gol gol fluffy rotis and aloo batata sabji with 10 pair of legs to replace his one lengri tang all life long !! ab iske liye itna dhong to banta hai yaar !

3. Paro, dearie, teach your eyes to talk more, actually. On days like these when you have five words for dialogues, make your presence felt. Oh- right- you'll be in the limelight anyway. For having AND not having a voice! Or for your hyperventilation.

she knows for sure, heaving her billowy bosoms are the solution of her

all problems. it has magical qualities of distracting everybody and hogging the limelight !

4. Gajar-Mattar Dilly-dally duo add to the Pulao masala Masi is cooking. If not anything, the food does keep me hooked to the show! I'm going to start a countdown of the "Food mention of the day" now- Chai, Aloo, Namak, Mirch, Imli, ROTIS, gatte... What a lovely Khata Peeta Khandaan.

Itni acchi khana bante hai with sahi namakh, chini, mirch masala,tabhi nah father-son duo entered this haveli again.15 saal se jali roti-sabji kha kha ke acidity hogayi.uparseh bechari paro will get muft ka healthy roti and makan !good things to soften an unwilling witness😉

5. Ruddy? Your brain is back? Congratulations for the Plan backfire no. 2 today. Now suppose, Paro does say yes to the wedding. Will you really regret your job? Masala Masi just said it- didn't gudgudi happen? Get Paro, or get job. Win-win situation, no?

Kcm: yo bhanja cum bhatija,behold your wedding planner and here comes ur dhamakedaar wedding in only 10 days (echos thru the whole house)!

Rudy: at ur expense, I guess ?

kcm: Done.

Rudy: menu mein fresh rajasthani thali with all mausam sabjis?

Kcm: Done done!!

Rudy:free licence to consummashun anywhere,any place ,anyone😉 ermm... ie only one ??

Kcm(impatient now) : DONE DONE DONE SONNY! What next ?

Rudy: Make it in 4 days, darling Kakisaa.( wink wink)

6. Darling Sunehri, it's not a great idea to ask the Bride to stitch your dupatta in four days flat. Deal with your own clothes for once? Paro is too worried about her own shaadi-ka-joda/home-for-months-outfit.

Dear sunehri, there is simply no need to stitch dupatta and create hoolabaloo about what to wear! I hav an excellent bridal outfit hidden in your Rudra bhaisa's almari.Itz bright, brilliant and effective!! ekbar pehen loge toh zindegi bhar autometically zumba karte rahoge ! toh mil gayi naa ur key to make that kamra instantly 18'' kamariya !!😆

with love,

ur paro bhabisa

7. Paro's hyperventilation reason for the day: Oh GOD! Another wedding? Another laal laal second skin for two months? *starts plotting to set terms for the wedding. Clothes clause, hygeine products, silent jewellery... maybe 4 days are less after all*

Another wedding...that too in 10days...NOO 4days...that too with a ready to burst pressure cooker man?? who does that ?

Ram re ram !! I will die😆

*** checks out moochia with surreptitious glances before passing out***

(last recorded coherent thought before going offline "maybe the idea is not that bad...the body is umm..quite..umm... ... ...maybe I will actually learn to live)

8. Masi-Kaki: Plan backfire no. 3 award goes to you. Ruddy is going to unleash a Mission Jeb Khali on you.

9. Time to start our PETISHUN PHASE. Say no to noise pollution/ BG music. I think to give major dramatic impact and shock, they STOP the BG music. Not start it. Everything goes quiet, and I sense something wrong and perk up. Ulta psychology.

No comments. only😆😆😆

P. S Despite the mockery, Dilsher's concern for Rudra was heart-warming.😊Samrat is the latest addition to the human props on the show. Even "doormouse-Maithili" (thanks, SJ!) is ashamed of him.

Lights-camera-action!! Sammy boy, ur scene.

Sammy: Oh shit ! I get an uncontrollable urge to fart .what to do now??

sammy, control...control.see itz not tough at all, pretend to be a statue,eyes stony,jaws clenched ,yess that will stop the wind motion for now...count 10 to 1 and now again 10 to 1.

DONE!!

See itz not that tough at all !!

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CheshireBilli

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Jan-hit mein jaari-- Bharat ke aabadiyon ki sankhya ko madde nazar rakhte huye, let us petition for a contraception-wala consummation. As it is, Dilsher (and Mohini) are convinced that Rudra is as virile as the Greek gods and only needs to look intensely at Parvati to impregnate her. As a responsible citizen, I protest. I cannot handle Rudra's football team.

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Smriti

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Posted: 11 years ago

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RudyLaLa got the itch to marry.

Talk about self absorbed - that goldie girl is looking for fresh material for her Mature 18+ OS that no one reads

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Reswa ...cos i have to now read again to remember what it was i wanted to say...

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: Semanti
Jan-hit mein jaari-- Bharat ke aabadiyon ki sankhya ko madde nazar rakhte huye, let us petition for a contraception-wala consummation. As it is, Dilsher (and Mohini) are convinced that Rudra is as virile as the Greek gods and only needs to look intensely at Parvati to impregnate her. As a responsible citizen, I protest. I cannot handle Rudra's football team.

Did Dilsher and Mohini go to the same school that I went ...

that's what we were taught ...

and so through the years all the "boyfriends" and "girlfriends" only id that sneak behind a building and hold hands and stare intensely ...

yup only later i realized nuns ka reverse psychology ...family planning ..no teen preggers ...

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milinda.shreyz

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: CravingKhana
Reswa ...cos i have to now read again to remember what it was i wanted to say...

same case here !

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Gargi

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Posted: 11 years ago

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I have newly discovered something. U see Rudy boy is actually not Thakurain's son but of our Mausam Kaki.

Mausam kaki gave Naag ko bahar nikalo tip to her darling Sumer, but before he could do a practical session on it, Her lovy-dovey Rudy already has done a PHD course on this. Kaki thought of frightening n getting d truth out from Rudy but he played the trick on Paro, Thus doing a practical class on the Naag ko nikaalo syndrome without attending theory classes. How could he do it?..Thus here comes all the inborn talents..Thatswhy Kaki hates Rudy so much, for not calling him Momy but making her sad by calling Kaki

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milinda.shreyz

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: Semanti
Jan-hit mein jaari-- Bharat ke aabadiyon ki sankhya ko madde nazar rakhte huye, let us petition for a contraception-wala consummation. As it is, Dilsher (and Mohini) are convinced that Rudra is as virile as the Greek gods and only needs to look intensely at Parvati to impregnate her. As a responsible citizen, I protest. I cannot handle Rudra's football team.

Oyee greek kyu Our Godjees kam powerful hote hai kya ? ekbaar kunti ke paas jaakar that durvasa martra sikh ke ao . Fir man pasand Devta chuno, bulao and get divinely genius babies mooft mooft mooft !!

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: sweet_gargi

I have newly discovered something. U see Rudy boy is actually not Thakurain's son but of our Mausam Kaki.

Mausam kaki gave Naag ko bahar nikalo tip to her darling Sumer, but before he could do a practical session on it, Her lovy-dovey Rudy already has done a PHD course on this. Kaki thought of frightening n getting d truth out from Rudy but he played the trick on Paro, Thus doing a practical class on the Naag ko nikaalo syndrome without attending theory classes. How could he do it?..Thus here comes all the inborn talents..Thatswhy Kaki hates Rudy so much, for not calling him Momy but making her sad by calling Kaki

oooh teri !! incest and extramarital hath pakad kar mausam haveli mein bhatak raha hai !!

**me all excited**

tabbhi toh dilly boy ko dekhte hi purana pyaar end monsoon clouds ki thara garajti hain...akhir pyaar bhi to chupa hai usme thunder wali !!

Bard to kab ke keh chuke hai, beware the wrath of a scorned woman !!

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