Just do it. Dudho nahao, phulo phalo. - Page 3

Originally posted by: Semanti

You don't approve of Hades and Persephone? Although another potential case of Stockholm Syndrome, I do like them.

Originally posted by: JazzyMohd

Paro baisa conphused over color of shadi ka joda

Dilly happy bout conphirmation life-long retirement rotis

Maithili jija busy teaching pre marital course

Miss Murraba's guttermost mind s stucked on bhaiya-bhabhis first meet cum first night

Samrat bhaisa imaging how paro ill apply oil on ruddys mundi on their suhagrat

Danny boy dreaming bout playing Ringa-Ringa roses wid Rudra bannas cricket team!!

Kaki planning to pledge haveli ka kagas for the big fat BSD wedding!!

What bout mhari Sumer babu?

U dint even mention his name exp!! So unfair!!!

Wot s he thinking??? I need an ansher!!!😉

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

Naahi dont break my dream.I had a faint hope that Ruddy boy might be Thakursa's crop in actual... Father son duo all set against each other...original Oedipus rex !! Aah kya dhamaka !!

Originally posted by: SS88

Great post, E. But I have a more serious question. Which school did you go to? And why did they hire such scary and sadistic people? Your nun sounds like a sociopath.

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

<font size="3">And the Consummashun-Karo--Morcha continues.</font>

<font size="3">1. Maithili has a lot of gyaan to confer upon pre-marital nervousness. Ironic. She must have taken Paro's Whiskey-nuskha seriously. One peg down, happy, jolly, back to normal. *cannot write about the LOOONG pointless conversation over consummashun-anxiety*</font>

<font color="#cc3366" size="3">consummashun anxiety? or the fear of living unconsummashuned all life long after meeting Sammy boy and her saasuma satyanaasi Mohini ? I am conpheused now !!😉</font>

<font size="3">2. Oh yes, Dilly boy? What did you say? You KNOW Ruddy won't marry her? You're right. You're not a great father. Not at all. Plan backfire no. 1.</font>

<font size="3" color="#660033">Huh, wat do u think of dilly boy ? he is the Baap of Rudy...muh mein ek ar dimag mein kuch aur hi chal rahe hai, he is on the misson of getting soft soft gol gol fluffy rotis and aloo batata sabji with 10 pair of legs to replace his one lengri tang all life long !! ab iske liye itna dhong to banta hai yaar !</font>

<font size="3">3. Paro, dearie, teach your eyes to talk more, actually. On days like these when you have five words for dialogues, make your presence felt. Oh- right- you'll be in the limelight anyway. For having AND not having a voice! Or for your hyperventilation.</font>

<font size="3" color="#996633">she knows for sure, heaving her billowy bosoms are the solution of her</font>

<font size="3"><font color="#996633">all problems. it has magical qualities of distracting everybody and hogging the limelight </font>!</font>

<font size="3">4. Gajar-Mattar Dilly-dally duo add to the Pulao masala Masi is cooking. If not anything, the food does keep me hooked to the show! I'm going to start a countdown of the "Food mention of the day" now- Chai, Aloo, Namak, Mirch, Imli, ROTIS, gatte... What a lovely Khata Peeta Khandaan.</font>

<font size="3"><font color="#3366ff">Itni acchi khana bante hai with sahi namakh, chini, mirch masala,tabhi nah father-son duo entered this haveli again.15 saal se jali roti-sabji kha kha ke acidity hogayi.uparseh bechari paro will get muft ka healthy roti and makan !good things to soften an unwilling witness😉</font></font>

<font size="3">5. Ruddy? Your brain is back? Congratulations for the Plan backfire no. 2 today. Now suppose, Paro does say yes to the wedding. Will you really regret your job? Masala Masi just said it- didn't gudgudi happen? Get Paro, or get job. Win-win situation, no?</font>

<font size="3"><font color="#006633">Kcm: yo bhanja cum bhatija,behold your wedding planner and here comes ur dhamakedaar wedding in only 10 days (echos thru the whole house)!</font></font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Rudy: at ur expense, I guess ?</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">kcm: Done.</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Rudy: menu mein fresh rajasthani thali with all mausam sabjis?</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Kcm: Done done!!</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Rudy:free licence to consummashun anywhere,any place ,anyone😉ermm... ie only one ??</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Kcm(impatient now) : DONE DONE DONE SONNY! What next ?</font>

<font size="3" color="#006633">Rudy: Make it in 4 days, darling Kakisaa.( wink wink)</font>

<font size="3">6. Darling Sunehri, it's not a great idea to ask the Bride to stitch your dupatta in four days flat. Deal with your own clothes for once? Paro is too worried about her own shaadi-ka-joda/home-for-months-outfit.</font>

<font size="3" color="#990066">Dear sunehri, there is simply no need to stitch dupatta and create hoolabaloo about what to wear! I hav an excellent bridal outfit hidden in your Rudra bhaisa's almari.Itz bright, brilliant and effective!! ekbar pehen loge toh zindegi bhar autometically zumba karte rahoge ! toh mil gayi naa ur key to make that kamra instantly 18'' kamariya !!😆</font>

<font size="3" color="#990066">with love,</font>

<font size="3" color="#990066">ur paro bhabisa</font>

<font size="3">7. Paro's hyperventilation reason for the day: Oh GOD! Another wedding? Another laal laal second skin for two months? *starts plotting to set terms for the wedding. Clothes clause, hygeine products, silent jewellery... maybe 4 days are less after all*</font>

<font size="3" color="#cc33cc">Another wedding...that too in 10days...NOO 4days...that too with a ready to burst pressure cooker man?? who does that ?</font>

<font size="3" color="#cc33cc">Ram re ram !! I will die😆</font>

<font size="3" color="#cc33cc">*** checks out moochia with surreptitious glances before passing out***</font>

<font size="3" color="#cc33cc">(last recorded coherent thought before going offline "maybe the idea is not that bad...the body is umm..quite..umm... ... ...maybe I will actually learn to live)</font>

<font size="3">8. Masi-Kaki: Plan backfire no. 3 award goes to you. Ruddy is going to unleash a Mission Jeb Khali on you.</font>

<font size="3">9. Time to start our PETISHUN PHASE. Say no to noise pollution/ BG music. I think to give major dramatic impact and shock, they STOP the BG music. Not start it. Everything goes quiet, and I sense something wrong and perk up. Ulta psychology.</font>

<font size="3" color="#00ff00">No comments. only😆😆😆</font>

<font size="3">P. S Despite the mockery, Dilsher's concern for Rudra was heart-warming.😊Samrat is the latest addition to the human props on the show. Even "doormouse-Maithili" (thanks, SJ!) is ashamed of him.</font>

<font size="3">Lights-camera-action!! Sammy boy, ur scene.</font>

<font size="3" color="#003333">Sammy: Oh shit ! I get an uncontrollable urge to fart .what to do now??</font>

<font size="3" color="#003333">sammy, control...control.see itz not tough at all, pretend to be a statue,eyes stony,jaws clenched ,yess that will stop the wind motion for now...count 10 to 1 and now again 10 to 1.</font>

<font size="3" color="#003333">DONE!!</font>

<font size="3" color="#003333">See itz not that tough at all !!</font>

Originally posted by: shreya_rc

And the Consummashun-Karo--Morcha continues.

1. Maithili has a lot of gyaan to confer upon pre-marital nervousness. Ironic. She must have taken Paro's Whiskey-nuskha seriously. One peg down, happy, jolly, back to normal. *cannot write about the LOOONG pointless conversation over consummashun-anxiety*

consummashun anxiety? or the fear of living unconsummashuned all life long after meeting Sammy boy and her saasuma satyanaasi Mohini ? I am conpheused now !!😉

2. Oh yes, Dilly boy? What did you say? You KNOW Ruddy won't marry her? You're right. You're not a great father. Not at all. Plan backfire no. 1.

Huh, wat do u think of dilly boy ? he is the Baap of Rudy...muh mein ek ar dimag mein kuch aur hi chal rahe hai, he is on the misson of getting soft soft gol gol fluffy rotis and aloo batata sabji with 10 pair of legs to replace his one lengri tang all life long !! ab iske liye itna dhong to banta hai yaar !

3. Paro, dearie, teach your eyes to talk more, actually. On days like these when you have five words for dialogues, make your presence felt. Oh- right- you'll be in the limelight anyway. For having AND not having a voice! Or for your hyperventilation.

she knows for sure, heaving her billowy bosoms are the solution of her

all problems. it has magical qualities of distracting everybody and hogging the limelight !

4. Gajar-Mattar Dilly-dally duo add to the Pulao masala Masi is cooking. If not anything, the food does keep me hooked to the show! I'm going to start a countdown of the "Food mention of the day" now- Chai, Aloo, Namak, Mirch, Imli, ROTIS, gatte... What a lovely Khata Peeta Khandaan.

Itni acchi khana bante hai with sahi namakh, chini, mirch masala,tabhi nah father-son duo entered this haveli again.15 saal se jali roti-sabji kha kha ke acidity hogayi.uparseh bechari paro will get muft ka healthy roti and makan !good things to soften an unwilling witness😉

5. Ruddy? Your brain is back? Congratulations for the Plan backfire no. 2 today. Now suppose, Paro does say yes to the wedding. Will you really regret your job? Masala Masi just said it- didn't gudgudi happen? Get Paro, or get job. Win-win situation, no?

Kcm: yo bhanja cum bhatija,behold your wedding planner and here comes ur dhamakedaar wedding in only 10 days (echos thru the whole house)!

Rudy: at ur expense, I guess ?

kcm: Done.

Rudy: menu mein fresh rajasthani thali with all mausam sabjis?

Kcm: Done done!!

Rudy:free licence to consummashun anywhere,any place ,anyone😉 ermm... ie only one ??

Kcm(impatient now) : DONE DONE DONE SONNY! What next ?

Rudy: Make it in 4 days, darling Kakisaa.( wink wink)

6. Darling Sunehri, it's not a great idea to ask the Bride to stitch your dupatta in four days flat. Deal with your own clothes for once? Paro is too worried about her own shaadi-ka-joda/home-for-months-outfit.

Dear sunehri, there is simply no need to stitch dupatta and create hoolabaloo about what to wear! I hav an excellent bridal outfit hidden in your Rudra bhaisa's almari.Itz bright, brilliant and effective!! ekbar pehen loge toh zindegi bhar autometically zumba karte rahoge ! toh mil gayi naa ur key to make that kamra instantly 18'' kamariya !!😆

with love,

ur paro bhabisa

7. Paro's hyperventilation reason for the day: Oh GOD! Another wedding? Another laal laal second skin for two months? *starts plotting to set terms for the wedding. Clothes clause, hygeine products, silent jewellery... maybe 4 days are less after all*

Another wedding...that too in 10days...NOO 4days...that too with a ready to burst pressure cooker man?? who does that ?

Ram re ram !! I will die😆

*** checks out moochia with surreptitious glances before passing out***

(last recorded coherent thought before going offline "maybe the idea is not that bad...the body is umm..quite..umm... ... ...maybe I will actually learn to live)

8. Masi-Kaki: Plan backfire no. 3 award goes to you. Ruddy is going to unleash a Mission Jeb Khali on you.

9. Time to start our PETISHUN PHASE. Say no to noise pollution/ BG music. I think to give major dramatic impact and shock, they STOP the BG music. Not start it. Everything goes quiet, and I sense something wrong and perk up. Ulta psychology.

No comments. only😆😆😆

P. S Despite the mockery, Dilsher's concern for Rudra was heart-warming.😊Samrat is the latest addition to the human props on the show. Even "doormouse-Maithili" (thanks, SJ!) is ashamed of him.

Lights-camera-action!! Sammy boy, ur scene.

Sammy: Oh shit ! I get an uncontrollable urge to fart .what to do now??

sammy, control...control.see itz not tough at all, pretend to be a statue,eyes stony,jaws clenched ,yess that will stop the wind motion for now...count 10 to 1 and now again 10 to 1.

DONE!!

See itz not that tough at all !!