Which is ur favourite dialogue of QH?

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Hey peeps
I wanna know
which is ur Favourite dialogue of QH?

From the first episode...

My favourite one is

Zoya's dialogue to Asad after the miniskirt episode. Brilliant job Surbhi 👏
It's quite a big dialogue:

Zoyas dialogue
"AGAR AAPKO MUJHSE ITNI HI PROBLEM HAI, ITNI HI GALAT HOON MAIN TO KYUN KAR RAHE MUJHSE SE NIKAH? AUR GALAT HOON KYUN MAIN? APNE KAPDO KI WAJAH SE? AAP JAANTE HAI MR.KHAN, MAULVI SAHEB SE JYADA DAR MUJHE APSE LAG RAHA THA. AAPKO KYA LAGTA HAI? EK LADKI SKIRT PAHENLE TO USKI TEHZEEB KO, USKE CULTURE KO KHATRA HO JATA HAI? HAMARA CULTURE ITNA KUMZOR HAI, MR. KHAN? AUR WAISE BHI, MAINE SKIRT PEHNI HAI AUR MAIN ISS BAAT PE BILKUL BHI SHARMINDA NAHI HOON! AGAR MERE SKIRT PEHNE SE AAP AWKWARD FEEL KAR RAHE THE TO I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT! MAINE YEH SKIRT SIRF NAJMA KO DIKHANE KE LIYE PEHNI THI, THAT'S IT! OTHERWISE MAIN BILKUL BHI NAHI PEHNTI! JAANTE HAI KYUN? KYUNKI MUJHE PATA HAI KI AAPKO ACHHA NAHI LAGTA. PAR JUST THINK ONCE, AAP NE KABHI BHI KHUD KO AISA KAAM KARNE SE ROKA HAI JO MUJHE NAPASAND HO? KABHI NAHI. AAP MERE LIYE SAREE LEKE AAYE, MAINE WOH PEHNI. ISS LIYE NAHI MR.KHAN, KI MUJHE SAREE PEHNA ACHHA LAGTA HAI, ISS LIYE KYUNKI AAPKO ACHHA LAGE GA! MAINE WOH HAR KAAM KIYA JO AAPKO PASAND HAI! AAPKO KHUSH KARNE KE LIYE MAINE HAR KOSHISH KI LEKIN AAP ZARA SA BHI BADLE? NAHI. AAPNE DAY ONE SE SIRF MUJHE JUDGE KIYA HAI, MR.KHAN, THAT'S IT! AND BY THE WAY, YEH MERE KAPDE HAI! MERA CHARACTER NAHI HAI! AS A PERSON, MAIN KAISI HOON, MAIN KYA HOON ISS SE AAPKA KOI LENA DENA NAHI HAI! AAPKE LIYE SIRF INSAAN KE KAPDE MATTER KARTE HAI! AUR KUCH NAHI!"

I have like by-hearted this whole dialogue
And not to forget 2 more things

ALLAH MIYA, WHATS WTONG WITH YOU?

AMMI, WO BECHARI NAHI HAI!

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Posted: 10 years ago
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"we are different like plate and spoon 🤣🤣🤣" -Asad
"come on mr. khan!!!! aap bhi toh dekhne layak cheez hain 😳"- zoya


these two dialougue came to my mind when i first saw the tittle of your post...

addition:

"bappa,mujhe manane ke liye apne kheer diya 🤪🤣?? - Seher

"i hate that i love u" - ahil


Edited by tastahnin - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: tastahnin

"we are different like plate and spoon 🤣🤣🤣" -Asad


THIS SCENE WAS TRULY HILARIOUS🤣🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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miss farooqui aap kya kar rahi hain--Asad
Patang uda rahi huoon-Zoya 🤣
mujhe aap se kuch baat karni hai--Asad
kahiye mr Khan--Zoya
Yahan--Asad
Nahi white house chalte hain 🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: cale


THIS SCENE WAS TRULY HILARIOUS🤣🤣


my fav dialouge of QH so far...and remember asad's expression in that scene 😆 🤣??
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Bappa kahan kami reh gayi thi mere pyaar me agr aap chahte the ke me iss gar me chori na karu to koi signal hi de dete--Seher🤣

Bappa itna seriously le liya meri baat ko mere liye kheer bhej di--Seher🤣

Yai kapde aap ne mujhe diye hain iss ka matlab yai nahi ke aap mujh pe nazar rakhein--Sanam

i hate that i love u--Ahil❤️

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Posted: 10 years ago
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There are SO many dialogues I liked. But here are a few absolute favourites!

Season 1

Allah miya what's wrong with you? - Zoya


Yeh mere kapade hain Mr Khan, mere character Nahin - Zoya


I want to tell you the truth Miss Farooqui. Your truth, my truth, our truth - Asad


Ammi woh bechari Nahin hain - Asad


Bhai Ka Dil Dariya Slash Samundar hain - Ayaan


Ab main bolungi toh bologe ki bolti hain - Razia Bi


Bohot Boli ho Zoya, apni Dil khi Baath Nahin samajthi - Billo Rani


Season 2

Itena Ghoroor? I LIKE it! Agar Zindagi main dobara mile, toh Iss Ghoroor torne main maza ayega Miss Dhabewali. Agar duwa karna hain toh yehi karna Keh Aahil Raza Ibrahim seh, dobara mulaqat Na ho! - Aahil


Kya tume bhi wo ehesaas horaha hain, joh mujhe ho raha hain? - Aahil


It's delicious, so I thought...I'll take a bite! - Aahil


Nayi Gadi Karid Lena - Sanam


Aap ko Kya Farak padtha hain Aahil, Keh main kaha jaun, kyon jaun aur kiske saath jaun? Main hui kaun apki? - Sanam


Hum tum is office main baand ho, aur Rehan Chala jaye - Seher


Kal Toh Na aapko Apki secretary milegi Sir...Na Apko Apka Paysa milega Sir...I love You Bappa"! - Seher


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Posted: 10 years ago
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I want to spoil you - Asad

"Jab do alag alag log, alag alag nazariyon ke saath, ek hone ka faisla karte hai, ussi ko to mohabbat kehte hai, Asad. Zindagi mein ek doosre ke jaisa hona zaruri nahi hai, ek doosre ke liye hona zaruri hai. Hum sab akele hai, alag hai, mohabbat hume pura karti hai. Hume muqammal karti hai. Tum bhi adhoore ho, akele ho. Zoya tumhe pura karti hai, Asad. Main yeh nahi kehti ki Zoya ki andar kamiyan nahi hai, usske andar bhi kamiyan hai lekin isska yeh matlab to nahi hai ki woh tumhare layak nahi hai." - 😳Dilshad Ahmed Khan

Ammi woh bechari nahi hai😆 - Asad

Apko koi share kare Bhaijan woh mujhe pasand nahi! 😆- Ayaan

Ap sab thik kar dete ho Bhaijaan yea bhi thik kar do 😭 - Ayaan

Bhaukhla gayi ho Bii 🤣 - Tanveer

"Ishq waqt zaya karna ka zariya hai.. Hum khushqismat hain.. Ishq se haseen hamari duniya hai" - Asad 😊

"Ab main bolungi toh bologe ki bolti hain" - Razia😆

"Yea kya batameezi hai Asad Ahmed Khan!" - Gaffur😆

Zoya- "iss duniya me har cheez ka replacement hai phupi, bas maa ka nahi"😭

Asad - "Woh-- Woh Actually" 😆

Zoya 'Allah miya, whats wrong wid mr. Six pack abs? Har baat par nukhta-chini, yeh yaha kyu rakha h, vo waha kyu hai, ese mat karo, wese mat karo...inke liye toh koi jaan bhi dedega na toh bhi kahenge thik se nahi di, phir se deke dikhao'😆

Asad: agar aapko kuch hojaata... I would have gone crazy

Zoya: Aap bhi toh dekhne laayak cheez hain Mr. Khan ☺️

"Agar aap itni badtameez hai, toh mujhe aap itni achhi kyun lagti hain? Seriously Miss Farooqui, maine aapse zyada wierd ladki kabhi nahi dekhi. To phir aap mein itni kashish kyun hai? Jab aap mujhe itni napasand hai, toh mere khwaabon pe aapke saaye kyun hain? Kyun meri tanhaaiyon mein khalal dalti hain aap? Kyun mere andhero mein roshni bankar aati hain?" - Asad

Zoya: aapko kya lagta hai mr. Khan? Mai bechari hoon? 😡
Asad: nahi...vo sirf meri ammi ko lagta hai. 😆

Z: Allah kare aapko kisi esi ladki se pyaar ho jo jeans pehne, khud ka dimmag rakhti hi aur apka banaya ek bi rule na maane. 😡
A: Allah kare aapko koi esa ladka mile jo apko tehzeeb ki ehmiyat sikhaye, apke par kaate aur apka dimaag seedha kare. 😡 😆

Mere liye jannat wahi hai jaha aap ho - Asad

Actually mein khud ko express karne mein...itna acha nahin hoon. Shayad iss liye itne choti si baat tumse keh nahin pa raha hoon. Lekin I wish, I wish mein tumse keh pata ke mein nahin chahta ke tum jao. Kaash...kaash mein keh pata... Ruk jao...please. Mat jao Zoya... - Asad😭😳

Asad : ' Tum toh mera hi ek hissa ho naa Ayaan!' 😭

Asad : 'Sabko mukammal jahan nahi milta!' 😭

Asad : 'Abb hum ghar agaye Zoya. . . Abb sab thik hojayega!'😭 😳

Asad : 'Joh jhukte nahi woh toot jaate hain'😊

Asad : 'Jo Duaoon ke chiragoon talee hote hain unki zindagi mein kabhi andhera nahi hota'😊

Asad : 'Agar aap aurat na hoti toh bakhuda aapki zubaan khich leta'😡

Asad : Har aadmi ko ye samjh jana chahiye ki unhe aurato ko izzat deni chahiye, ek aurat bhi izzat ki utni haqdaar hai jitne admi hote hai ,aur ye taalim unhe pehle se de deni chahiye taaki woh kabhi bhi kisi bhi aurat ko buri nazar se na dekhe aur unki respect kare👏

Asad : Allah na kare mujhse aapse kabhi baat karni pade agar saari qayanat khatam ho jaye aur iss duniya main sirf aap aur main bacche tabhi main aapse baat nahi karunga 😆

"Aur yaad rahe, bricks ek size ki aur ek line me honi chaiye" - Jahanpana Six Packs😆

"Chand raat vahi hai meri jis raat tum nazar aayoo
Usi din Eid hai meri jis din tum nazar aayo" - Asad

"raabta ,marasim ,taalluk raas na aaye hume
ab toh behter hai khud se bhi rishta tod le hum" - Zoya😭

"nahi jahapana aap mujhe diwar mein mat chunvayiye.
aap mujhe six packs de dijiye"😆 Kaneez Zoya

Asad : Kisi ne unka dil toda hai , unka yakeen toda hai , behaad gum diya hai ... jis ne bhi aisa kiya , usse aisi saza mile , ke aainda koi kissi ka kabhi dil na tode. 😭

Asad : I love you Zoya.. Please.. 😭

Asad : Ammi kahan hai Miss Farooqii..?? Woh bahar gayi hai?? ammi?? ammiii??😭

Asad : Kya ap meri yea arzoo poora karengi? 😳

Asad : "Mujhe bas apne sawal ka jawab chahiye shayad apke paas mere liye koi jawab nahi hai aur waise bhi apke paas mere liye kabhi kuch tha hi nahi .." 😭

and many many many more :P
Edited by MisHumptyDumpty - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Ammi wo bechari nahin hai🤣
Allah miya what's wrong with u Mr Khan🤣
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Asad - "Incredibly foolish!"
Asad - "This girl drives me mad!"
Asad " Ajeeb ladki hai"

😆

Zoya "Issi baat pe ek sher arz kiya hai.." 🤣
Zoya " Jammy jaamy jaamy!" 🤣

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