Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty
<font size="2">I want to spoil you - Asad</font>
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<font size="2">"Jab do alag alag log, alag alag nazariyon ke saath, ek hone ka faisla karte hai, ussi ko to mohabbat kehte hai, Asad. Zindagi mein ek doosre ke jaisa hona zaruri nahi hai, ek doosre ke liye hona zaruri hai. Hum sab akele hai, alag hai, mohabbat hume pura karti hai. Hume muqammal karti hai. Tum bhi adhoore ho, akele ho. Zoya tumhe pura karti hai, Asad. Main yeh nahi kehti ki Zoya ki andar kamiyan nahi hai, usske andar bhi kamiyan hai lekin isska yeh matlab to nahi hai ki woh tumhare layak nahi hai." - 😳Dilshad Ahmed Khan</font>
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<font size="2">Ammi woh bechari nahi hai😆 - Asad</font>
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<font size="2">Apko koi share kare Bhaijan woh mujhe pasand nahi! 😆- Ayaan</font>
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<font size="2">Ap sab thik kar dete ho Bhaijaan yea bhi thik kar do😭- Ayaan</font>
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<font size="2">Bhaukhla gayi ho Bii 🤣 - Tanveer</font>
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<font size="2">"Ishq waqt zaya karna ka zariya hai.. Hum khushqismat hain.. Ishq se haseen hamari duniya hai" - Asad😊</font>
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<font size="2">"Ab main bolungi toh bologe ki bolti hain" - Razia😆</font>
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<font size="2">"Yea kya batameezi hai Asad Ahmed Khan!" - Gaffur😆</font>
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<font size="2">Zoya- "iss duniya me har cheez ka replacement hai phupi, bas maa ka nahi"😭</font>
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<font size="2">Asad - "Woh-- Woh Actually"😆</font>
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<font size="2">Zoya 'Allah miya, whats wrong wid mr. Six pack abs? Har baat par nukhta-chini, yeh yaha kyu rakha h, vo waha kyu hai, ese mat karo, wese mat karo...inke liye toh koi jaan bhi dedega na toh bhi kahenge thik se nahi di, phir se deke dikhao'😆</font>
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<font size="2">Asad: agar aapko kuch hojaata... I would have gone crazy</font>
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<font size="2">Zoya: Aap bhi toh dekhne laayak cheez hain Mr. Khan☺️</font>
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<font size="2">"Agar aap itni badtameez hai, toh mujhe aap itni achhi kyun lagti hain? Seriously Miss Farooqui, maine aapse zyada wierd ladki kabhi nahi dekhi. To phir aap mein itni kashish kyun hai? Jab aap mujhe itni napasand hai, toh mere khwaabon pe aapke saaye kyun hain? Kyun meri tanhaaiyon mein khalal dalti hain aap? Kyun mere andhero mein roshni bankar aati hain?" - Asad</font>
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<font size="2">Zoya: aapko kya lagta hai mr. Khan? Mai bechari hoon?😡</font>
<font size="2">Asad: nahi...vo sirf meri ammi ko lagta hai.😆</font>
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<font size="2">Z: Allah kare aapko kisi esi ladki se pyaar ho jo jeans pehne, khud ka dimmag rakhti hi aur apka banaya ek bi rule na maane.😡
A: Allah kare aapko koi esa ladka mile jo apko tehzeeb ki ehmiyat sikhaye, apke par kaate aur apka dimaag seedha kare.😡😆</font>
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<font size="2">Mere liye jannat wahi hai jaha aap ho - Asad</font>
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<font size="2">Actually mein khud ko express karne mein...itna acha nahin hoon. Shayad iss liye itne choti si baat tumse keh nahin pa raha hoon. Lekin I wish, I wish mein tumse keh pata ke mein nahin chahta ke tum jao. Kaash...kaash mein keh pata... Ruk jao...please. Mat jao Zoya... - Asad😭😳</font>
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Asad : ' Tum toh mera hi ek hissa ho naa Ayaan!'😭
Asad : 'Sabko mukammal jahan nahi milta!'😭
Asad : 'Abb hum ghar agaye Zoya. . . Abb sab thik hojayega!'😭😳
Asad : 'Joh jhukte nahi woh toot jaate hain'😊
Asad : 'Jo Duaoon ke chiragoon talee hote hain unki zindagi mein kabhi andhera nahi hota'😊
Asad : 'Agar aap aurat na hoti toh bakhuda aapki zubaan khich leta'😡
Asad : Har aadmi ko ye samjh jana chahiye ki unhe aurato ko izzat deni chahiye, ek aurat bhi izzat ki utni haqdaar hai jitne admi hote hai ,aur ye taalim unhe pehle se de deni chahiye taaki woh kabhi bhi kisi bhi aurat ko buri nazar se na dekhe aur unki respect kare👏
Asad :Allah na kare mujhse aapse kabhi baat karni pade agar saari qayanat khatam ho jaye aur iss duniya main sirf aap aur main bacche tabhi main aapse baat nahi karunga😆
"Aur yaad rahe, bricks ek size ki aur ek line me honi chaiye" - Jahanpana Six Packs😆
"Chand raat vahi hai meri jis raat tum nazar aayoo
Usi din Eid hai meri jis din tum nazar aayo" - Asad
"raabta ,marasim ,taalluk raas na aaye hume
ab toh behter hai khud se bhi rishta tod le hum" - Zoya😭
<font size="2">"nahi jahapana aap mujhe diwar mein mat chunvayiye.
aap mujhe six packs de dijiye"😆Kaneez Zoya</font>
Asad:Kisine unka dil toda hai , unka yakeen toda hai , behaad gum diya hai...jis ne bhi aisa kiya , usse aisi saza mile , ke aainda koi kissikakabhidil na tode.😭
Asad : I love you Zoya.. Please..😭
Asad : Ammi kahan hai Miss Farooqii..?? Woh bahar gayi hai?? ammi?? ammiii??😭
Asad : Kya ap meri yea arzoo poora karengi?😳
Asad :"Mujhe bas apne sawal ka jawab chahiye shayad apke paas mere liye koi jawab nahi hai aur waise bhi apke paas mere liye kabhi kuch tha hi nahi .."😭
and many many many more :P
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