Zoya chali KBC khelne part 7 up pg 33 - Page 6

Originally posted by: ammusjyoti

awesome

Originally posted by: fathima85

🤣

fantabulous concept

excellent thinking yaar

i was laughing and laughing when zoya said throw the key in pacific ocean, and her non stop talking.
with AB.

i was imagining that scene and it was ...

after so long time i enjoyed a post in QH forum.

THANK YOU SO MUCH.

waiting for second part and want to knoe asad's reaction also.😆

Originally posted by: riatagore

Awesome dear. Bilkul same words you used here our zoya used to speak. Eagerly Waiting what will happen next?

Originally posted by: anura7281

Thank you so much

Glad you liked it

And AAK doesnt need a SUV

But its Zoya who want to purchase him one Why

wait for the next updates

keep reading

oops!!! ab koi Mr amitabh bacchan ko nai bacha sakta ...
aur asad ki suv...kya chakkar hai??
continue soon

Originally posted by: -Crazy4AsYa-

oops!!! ab koi Mr amitabh bacchan ko nai bacha sakta ...
aur asad ki suv...kya chakkar hai??
continue soon

Sorry this is in hindi because Amitabh Bachchan conducts it in hindi so I kept it for the originality.

Those who don't know hindi please forgive me

Before going into the next part some pointers, there is no SM here and SM inmates, Rashid is dead, and KV inmates are Asad, Zoya, Najma, Dilshad and Tanveer. Zoya is Zeenat's own sister and Asad and Zoya's marriage has been fixed by their families 5 years back against their wishes, so they are forced upon each other. Zoya went abroad for studies and returned back after her studies. Asad as usual is Architect now, hates modern girls, tehzeeb and tameez ki dukan Tanveer is his friend and he trusts her to a certain extent. After Zoya comes from abroad, their engagement is done and now they are officially engaged couple now. But Tanveer as usual like in the show tries to create rift between them. I have kept Tanveer for giving KBC a comic relief when Zoya describes her, she was needed, thats why, eventually the end game will be asya only. So don't worry. Now Part 2

PART 2

Introduction KBC Tune, After the break

AB: Deviyon Sajaano, Panchkotiya Koun Banega Crorepati main aap sabka break ke baad swagat hai, break main jane se pehle Zoya ji ne kaha tha vo yahan jite gaye rakhm se apne mangetaar ke liye SUV lengi, ayiye unse jante hai unki kahani unki zubaani Zoyaji batayiye janta jarnardhan janna chahtti hai aap suv kyun lena chahti hai.

Zoya: Main aur Mr.Khan

AB: Mr.Khan?

Zoya: Oh sorry, unka poora naam hai Mr. Asad Ahmed Khan, hum ek dusre ko bilkul pasand nahi karte the, lekin hamare parivaro ko hamara rishta karane main bohot hi dlilchasbi thi, tho kahani aise hai ki, hum dono ka nikah yani marriage, tay huva tha 5 saal pehle, we both were not interested in any kind of relationship then, so humne aage padne ki sochi, aur main gayi, New Yok, computer engg padne aur vo architecture padne. 5 saal baad humari mulakat dubara huyi, tab kya hua, yeh main agle sawal ke baad batao tho chalega Amitji

AB: Chalega chalega kyun nahi chalega bhaiyon, Zoyaji, muje aisa prateeet hota hai ki aap bohot utsuk hai iss rakhm ko jitney ke liye, tho yeh raha apka teesra sawal apke computer screen par.

Inme se koun se padarth bomb banana main istemaal kiya jata hai? Aur apke options hai yeh

Which among these is used on the process of manufacture of bombs? And ur options are

Option A Potassium Nitrate Option B Sodium Choride

Option C Acetic Acid Option D Cardon dioxide

(KBC tune in back ground)

Zoya thinking with KBC tune in the background

AB: Jaldi kijiye, samay ka dyan rakhiye Zoyaji

Zoya: Option A Potassium Nitrate

AB: Lock kar diya jaye

Zoya: bilkul, iss baar chavi kahi phekiye mat, kyunki bomb diffuse karna pade tho? Issliye chavi ko iss baar ek locker main rakhte hai

AB stunned: Jee, jaise apki marzi,

Zoya: Vo kya haina main aisi hoon, phisool ki batein bohot karti rahti hoon, aap show pe dyan dijiye na Amitji,

AB open mouthed: jee , dekhte hai apka uttar sahi hai yah nahi

Zoya: isme koi shaque hai kya?

AB: Jee nahi , apka uttar bilkul sahi hai Zoyaji aur pane jeeta hai Rs. 10,000 (KBC tune )

Zoya: Shukirya

AB: Chaliye hum sabi bohot utsuk hai apki aage ki kahani sunne main

Zoya :tho main kahan thi?

AB: aap paanch saal ke baad thi, apne apne honewale mangetaar se milne wali thi

Zoya: are haan yaad aya, vaise apka dimaag bada tez hai, roz badam ka doodh peete hai kya?

AB: jee tariff ke liye shukriya, aisa kuch nahi hai, thoda bohot gyan hum bhi rakte hai, aap aage batayiye

Zoya: haan, 5 saal baad jab hum dubara mile, tho vo mashoor architect aur main computer engineer. Aur hamari soch bilkul alag thi, Mr.Khan kehte hai, ki hum dono bohot alag hai, humari pasand milte nahi hai, humari sochne ka dang alag hai, main paschim hoon tho vo purab hai vagera vagera. Sab kuch teek chal raha tha, jab thak Mr.Khan ki bachpan ki dost, Tannu memsaab ne entry mari.

AB: acha tho Tannu memsaab bani kabab main haddi

Zoya: sirf kabab main haddi hi nahi, meri zindagi ka nasoor bangayi, vo Mr khan ke nazar main tehzeebe afta hai, sar par pallu odthi hai, lekin man main ladoo phoot tha hai, mere mangetar ko dekh kar. Apne moti ankhon se goorti rahti thi unko.

AB: oh, tho Tanveer jee bohot susheel thi Mr Khan ke nazar main

Zoya: sirf unke nazar main,mere nazar main vo Tehzeebe afta nahi Tezaabe afta hai aur aap please usse Tanveejee mat kahiye, jab meri kahani khatm hogi tho aap usse chudayil bulayenge chudayil

AB: lekin abhi tho kahani shuru huyi hai, issliye main unhe Miss T bulata hoon, yeh teek haina Zoyaji?

Zoya: tea yah coffee I don't care, vaise vo sada pani ke bhi layak nahi hai, kamine kahin ki

AB: oh tho iss Miss T ke vajah se apke aur Mr.Khan ke beech jo dooriyan thi vo aur bhi badgayi

Zoya: sirf badi hi nahi, balki hum dono square one hogaye, roz ladayi, jagda, chillane yeh sab jari tha, aur khaskar unka ek shouk bangaya tha mujpar bina soche samje ilzaam dalna. Tannu madam unki kaan barti thi, aur main uska shikar hoti thi.

AB: oh bohot hi bura hua, phir aage kya hua

Zoya: Pani milega please, mera gala sookh raha hai

AB: jee zaroor milega, yeh lijiye, pyas bujayiye aur kahani ko jari rakhiye, bhot dilchasb maloom hoti hai.

Zoya gulps the water. And says "apko pata hai Amitji, mere mangetaar na bilkul apke tarah hai, you know angry young man types, gussa pehle karte hai, sochte baad main hai, yeh unme ek burayi hai, ab kya karoon jhelna tho muje hi padega saari zindagi"

AB: haan baat tho sahi hai, vaise ek baat poochoo Zoyaji

Zoya: jee poochiye

AB: Mr. Khan ne kabhi meri nakal ki hai? Nahi apne bola angry young man types

Zoya jaw dropped: Are Amitji, aap ne yeh kaisa sawal poochi liya, vo film hi kahan dekte hai, jo apko poochenge, hamesha kaam kaam kaam , apne sare employees ko LOC main rakte hai aur ghar par Jahapanah ke tarah hukum chalate hai.

AB amused: LOC

Zoya : line o f control, unhe control karne ka bohot shouk hai

AB: bohot hi dilchasb shouk hai apke mangetaar ka. Chailiye aage ki kahani ek aur sawal ke baad.

Zoya: jaldi poochiye kahi time out na hojaye,

AB: fikr mat kjijye abhi abhi toh karyakram shuru hua hai abhi bohot time hai

AB: tho yeh raha apka choutha sawal apke computer screen par (KBC tune in back ground)

Blue cross inme se kiska logo hai aur apke options hai yeh

Blue Cross Stands for which association and your options are

Option A International Olympic Association Option B: Animal Welfare Organisation

Option C World Health Organisation Option D Indian Medical Association

KBC tune in back ground)

Zoya thinking with KBC tune in the background

AB: ghadiyal babu chal rahe hai, apne gati se, bas 10 sec bache hai

Zoya: I think its B, option B, Animal Welfare Organisation

AB: iss baar aap sure nahi hai

Zoya: muje lag raha hai (Time out buzzer)

AB: tho B ko lock karoon, Zoyaji

Zoya in confusion.

AB: aapke paas abhi bhi 4 lifelines baaki, aap kissi ek ka istemal karna chahegi

Zoya still confused, mumbling IOA ka tho 5 rings hai, IMA ka tho snake ka logo hai, WHO ka tho blue cross bilkul nahi hai, tho bacha animal welfare organisation

Zoya: Amitji aap, B par tala laga dijiye, option B Animal Welfare organisation

AB: sure

Zoya: sure tho nahi hoon ,par umeed hai ki mera jawab sahi hoga

AB: isske kehte hai umeed se khelna

AB: dekthe hai apka jawab sahi hai yah nahi, aur apne bilkul sahi jawab diya hai

AB: aur iske saath apne phela padav paar kar liya hai, aur saath main Rs.20,000/- bhi jeet liya hai aur yeh raha apka cheque AB signs the cheque and hands over to Zoya. Zoya keeps it aside. Aage se there will not timer set for questions. Zoya nods her head.

AB: ab aage kya hua, iss love triangle ke barein main kuch batayenge hume

Zoya: ab kya baton Amitji, tannu madam tho Mr. Khan ki seehi saadhi boli bhali bachpan ki dost hai, kitna bharosa karte hai uss par, issliye toh hamesha main galat aur vo sahi hoti hai. Ek baaar kya hua, ki maine kabab banaya, tho kabab main peanuts dale the, muje kya pata tha ki Mr Khan ko peanut se allergy hai, Miss Tannu madam ne hi suggest kiya tha, yeh banana ke liye, aur main aagyi uski jhaase main, aur jab Mr.Khan ne kabab khaya, tho behosh hokar gir pade, main ghabra gayi, saath main unki ammi, aur behen bhi, Tannu madam ne bhi thoda bohot fikr mand hone ka natak kiya, maine jaldi se net par search kar kar, unke kaamre ki taalashi kar kar, allery ka antedote injection shot de diya aur phir thodi der baad unhe hosh aya, aug guess hosh ate hai, mujpar barsne lage ki maine unki jaan lene koshish ki, aab aap batayiye, main unki jaan lene ki koshish kyun karungi? Muje kya jail main jana hai, kuch bhi, allergy wali kabab ka sujav diya tannu madam ne lekin injection laga kar waqt par maine unki jaan bachayi, lekin muje sirf daant aur phatkar aur Tannu madam, saaf nikal gayi" Ab aap hi batayiye, ki main kya karti, Mr.Khan ko tho hameha sabot ki padi rahti hai, apko pata hai Amitji, aaj tak unhone ek Thank you nahi bola muje iss baat ke liye" yeh thi meri ram kahani ki pehli pankti ab aage aur bohot kartoot hai uss chudayil ki lekin main sunati ek break ke baad.

AB: yeh lo mera kaam bhi apne kar diya, vaise Miss T hai bohot chalak thi, lekin apne kuch nahi kiya?

AB: chaliye break ke baad milte hai, Panchkotiya Koun banega Crorepati, kahin jayiyega nahi

PART 3 after break, hope you love this. Can I get 50 likes minimum for this.

R

It was so funny I couldn't control myself
Zoya rocks! How I miss her antics these days after all zoya is zoya no one can replace her
The way she says about that billi & complaining about Asad was so cute she is so jealous about Asad & billi
I so wish this could have happened in show during that period when Asad billi friendship was at peak
Plz I want zoya to win plz a big plz
Plz do an index of ur stories

i m liking it lyk crazy anu. ..
its such a nice concept... different...
loved it...
zoya bechari putting forward her Ram Kahani and AB is so interested in it...
tannu ji is an evil ...
but suv ka background kya hai...
zoya answering questions correctly... genius hai na...
continue soon...