Sorry this is in hindi because Amitabh Bachchan conducts it in hindi so I kept it for the originality.
Those who don't know hindi please forgive me
Part 1
Introduction KBC Tune
AB: Deviyon Sajaano, KBC main aap sabka swagat hai, ayiye aaj ke 10 Hot seat contestants se parichit hote hai, Mr... Mrs...Mr...Miss...Mr. ... aur Miss Zoya Farookhi, Bhopal se.
AB: aap sab ready hain, apne apne buttons par haat rakhiye, dekhte hai ki hot seat par koun baitha hai aaj, ye raha aapka prashn: (KBC tune)
"diya gaye jago ko unke disha ke anusaar sabse pashim se lekar poorv thak kram main lagayiye" aur apka options hai yeh
Please arrange the following places in the order of their locations from west from east, your options are:
Option A Dubai , Option B Japan, Option C USA,and Option D: India"
aur apka samay shuru hot hai ab" (KBC tune) tick tick tick tick tick an then buzzer sound.
Chaliye dekte hai kisne sab kam samy liya hai uttad dene main ( time shown on screen of each participant) aur sabse kaam samay main iss prashn ka uttar diya hai Zoya Farookhi ne. Mubarak ho zoya jee, ayiye hot seat apka intezaar kar raha hai
Zoya flashing her 100 watt dimpled simple. AB takes her hands and makes her sit on HOT SEAT.
AB: Tho apka Zoya Farookhi hai
Zoya: Jee,
AB: aur aap Bhopal se ayi hai
Zoya : jee haan
AB: Aap karti kya hai Zoya ji
Zoya: maine computer engg kiya hai
AB: oh thats good, chaliye aapko khel ke kuch niyam bata dete hai
Zoya at once : jee iski koi zaroorat nahi hai, main already janti hoon, phone a friend, audienc e poll, flip the question and Fifty Fifty, aur limits bhi muje pata hai
AB stunned: Zoya ji, phir bhi khel le niyam ke anusaar, muje rules batana hai, aap shaanti se sunegi
Zoya: jee kahiye, main sun rahi hoon
AB: narrates the rules
Zoya: yehi tho maine pehle hi kaha tha, lekin aap mane nahi, apko pata Amitji apne kitna time waste kiya yahan par, iss waqt main aap muje 2 sawal kar sakte the
AB again stunned: Zoya ji thoda sayaam rakhiye please, iss show ka ek nidhrarit samay hai, aur yeh sab pehle se hi scripted hai, tho hum usse deviate nahi kar sakte.
Zoya: jee
AB: yeh raha apka pehla sawal apke computer screen par (KBC tune in back ground)
" Inme se kissne Mahabharat yudh main shastra na utane ka faisla kiya tha? aur apke options hai
"Which among the following had decided to be unarmed in Mahabaharata war? And ur options are
Option A: Arjun Option B: Bheeshm Option C: Dronacharya Option D: Sri Krishna
Zoya thinking: tapping her finger on her chin
AB: Zoya ji samay nikla jaa raha hai bas 20 secs bache hai
AB: bas 5 secs bache hai
Zoya: Shri Krishna option D time out - background tune
AB: Lock kar diya jaye,
Zoya : jee lock kar dijiye aur chavi pacific ocean main dal dijiye
AB stunned: aap kitna bolti hai, apko tho mere seat par baitna chahiye.
Zoya: Shukriya issi baat par ek sher arz hai
AB: sher hum sawal ke jawab ke baad sunege
Zoya :teek hai, muje pata hai mera jawab sahi hai
AB: aap kaafi confident lagti hai
Zoya : lagti nahi vo tho main hoon hi.
AB: aur apka uttar bilkul sahi hai apne jeeta hai Rs. 1000/- (KBC tune in back ground)
Zoya: jee Shukriya
AB: Chaliye ab aap sher sunayiye
Zoya: pehle irshad tho boliye
AB: are bhai sab irshad tho bolo (everybody in audience saying Irshad Irshad)
Zoya flashing her dimples and reciting her sher
ap thehre hoshiyaar, mein masoom nadan hi toh hoon
ab mein kya baat karo apse se akhir mein mehmaan hi toh hoon
AB :wah wah wah wah
Zoya: Shukriya Shukriya Shukriya
AB: tho aap shayari ka bhi shouk rakti hai
Zoya : jee main tho paidaishi shayar hoon I m a born poet
AB: vo tho dikh raha hai chaliye dusre prashn ki taraf aur yeh raha apka dusra Sawal screen par
"inme se konse film main Salman Khan ne guest appearance kiya tha? Aur apke options hai
"In which of these films Salman khan had done a guest appearance and your options are:
(KBC tune in back ground)
Option A: Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Option B: Hum Apke Hai Koun
Option C: Tees Maar Khan Option D: Pattar ke Phool
Zoya thinking with KBC tune in the background
Zoya talking to herself: inme se Salman ke tho 3 movies maine dekha hai lekin yeh Tees maar khan kabhi suna nahi, I think I will go with option C Tees maar khan, because i have never heard of that movie.
AB: 10 secs bache hai
Zoya : option C Tees Maar Khaan
AB: sure
Zoya: 10001% sure lock kar diya jaye
AB: aur chavi ko main iss baar kahan phekoon
Zoya: Oh chavi ko aap iss baar aisa kijiye ki usse kuve main phek dijiye.
AB stunned: Lekin kuve main kyun?
Zoya: are Amitji kuve main bhi to pani hi haina, doob jayegi
AB again Stunned :jee zaroor phekoonga ab prashn le uttar par ek jhalak dalte hai
Zoya: iski koi zaroorat nahi hai muje pata hai ki option C is correct answer hai
AB: jee, apka uttar bilkul sahi hia aur aap jeet gayi Rs. 5000/- (KBC tune in background)
Zoya: Shukirya
AB: agla prashn poochne se pehle aap yeh batayiye ki aap iss winning amount ka kya karengi
Zoya: ab aapne bilkul sahi sawal poocha, main na iss winning amount ka ek hisse se, mere fiance ko ek nayi SUV khareed ke dungi.
AB amused: Yeh lo, log yahan apna karz utarne ate hai, aur yeh mohatarma yahan mangetaar ke liye SUV lene ayi hai, zara iss baat par thoda roshni dalengi ki apko apne mangetaar ko SUv kyun khareed ke dena hai koi dahej vahej ka chakkar tho nahi
Zoya: area Amitji, he is decent bilkul decent man, he hates dowry baat tho kuch aur hai
AB: tho hum bhi sunna chahenge Zoya Farookhi ki kahani Zoya Farookhi ki zubani lekin ek chotasa break ke baad.
Break ke baad kahin mat jayiyega kyunki hum aa rahe vapis bahut jald.
KBC tune in the background
Break ke Baad Part 2 coming soon. Can I get 25 likes minimum for this?
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