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At this point of time, all I can think of, is where the screen freezes tonight. But that is something I should be saving for the (much, much) later part of this post.
So what do I do now?
Yeah yeah.
Go on.
This is long bla bla stronghearted warning episode like any other bla bla, and then some.
My half-hearted warning. Not that you pay heed to it anyway.
And NUMBER 1!
Siddiqui Sahab, looking all sad, comes out of Humeira's room with mehndi tray in hand (after he applied mehndi yesterday. No duffer, not on himself. On Humeira), locks the door, turns around and. Turns around and. Turns around, no you don't have to wait for it. He turns around to find Razia in all her mighty glory, waiting to corner, eh, I mean talk, to him. *cue Razia tune, you know the one*
She rather vehemently says Mera nazar apke har harqat par hai, Siddiqui Sahab. My sight is on your every move. Wuuu scary.
Gone, all her Ji, suniye, woh main keh rahi thi.. I mean you brought home her sautan and you expect her to go all Ji on you? Okay fine, Mdm Sautan came on her own. But still. However, I must point out that the cause for this vehemence is most definitely not Tannu.
You must be wondering if Tannu is not in the scene, why bring her up? Oh you'll know soon enough. *ahem-where the screen freezes-ahem*
So if Tannu is not the cause of such passion (hehe)...
Then who?
Yep. You guessed it right (okay, you actually didn't, but let's just pretend you did, so I can continue)
Zoya.
Razia continues, Whatever you're doing JI, woh theekh nahin kar rahe hai. Please note she said the ones in bold. The unbold-
(yeah I'm actually quite the scaredy cat. What?? I can't be a cat? But why not? Billo Rani? Usse kya lena dena? *wink*)
-is mine, translated from Razia, obviously. Except for the JI part. I miss it. So am putting it here. I did say, gone are all her Jis and suniye
*heeheehee*
So if I happenned to mention it, it is just that, me mentioning it.
On withe scene.
First the saugaat. And now this mehndi. *Razia points at mehndi tray* Mujhe bilkul pasand nahin hai. Not one bit!
Wah Razia Bi, spoken like a true wife! Apne apne likes aur dislikes ko share karna, achi baat hai. With your shauhar? More reason to do so. Even if said shauhar responds, Tumhari pasand ya na pasand ko hamein parwah nahin hai..
Cue a big fat OUCH!
Oh, but wait.
Razia is far from done. Parwah karne padegi! What, you think Razia doesn't know what you're up to? Razia knows everything. Just 'coz she's quiet, doesn't mean that her moonh pe zubaan nahi hai.
Trust me Razia, chahkar bhi, we cannot forget that mouth of yours. It is the things that come from that very mouth that often leaves us awed. And stupefied.
Like right now.
But wait, the scene is far from over.
Some truth Siddiqui Sahab. Some truth does not take long to be unmasked (translation at work here) And there are some lies, jo kabhi bhi, sach ban sakte hai. Anytime. That is why Ji. Eh, I mean Siddiqui Sahab, baar baar I warn you to not even try to tell Zoya that sh-
Hum usse kuch bhi batane ki koshish nahin kar rahe hai, RaziYYa
But Razia HAS to win. Akhir zubaan ki baat hai. Ooops. And how dare he interrupts her zubaan ki baat!
BATA NAHIN RAHE HAI, PAR JATA TOH RAHE HAI!
What do you think? This fire of love in your heart that you have for your darling daughter, Uske dhuan uss taq nahin pohnchega?
Paani daliye apne jazbaton par Siddiqui Sahab, aur bhool jaiye. She won't come to her BAAP, as long as Aap usse rasta nahin dikhayenge.
Oh she'll find the rasta, Razia. ITNA HAMEIN YAQEEN HAI.
As much as I have pined for her, she too pines for me. Aur woh hum taq zaroor pohnchegi. No one can stop her. TUM BHI NAHIN.
Siddiqui Sahab turns and leaves Razia, who looks on, not at all happy.
So, my naive interpretation of his jazbaat is right after all. Hmm.
*Should never second-guess yourself Farz*
Phew. And that, ladies and ladies Scene 1.
What itne sare and we're only at scene 1?
What to do guys Miyan-Biwi ki mamla hai, we have to be discreet, nahin? Lest people say we're unfair on this couple.
Okay. Bahot sare baaki hai. Chalo!!!
On to two.
Humeira, the sleeping beauty, in her still very pink bedroom, wakes up, and finds that there's mehndi on her palm. She confusedly tries to make sense how on planet Earth can there be mehndi on her palm. Isn't it Zoya's mehndi today? Oh, so 'Lil Miss not so Sunshine is aware of the goings on in the house. Especially that of a certain someone whom she claims to despise oh-so-very-much.
She tries removing the mehndi with her fingers. RIGHT THERE! On the still very pink bed of hers. Yes, okay, FINE. I admit. I'm jealous of her pink room. There, it's out there. You happy now?
By the way, Humeira ji, ever heard of a sink? With a tap? That should be in the washroom? Yeah that one. Just coz it's not pink you doing this? Hmmph.
Sadly this is a stand alone scene, however much I'd make it otherwise.
Scene three.
Asad walks into the living room, with who but my darling Wajid at his tail. Carrying a bag. The kind you call luggage. By the way, Wajid is doing the carrying. Asad was on his phone. Talking to someone about tempo. It's a truck.
Scene 4.
What? Already?
Asad turns to Wajid, and said, dearest, most hardworking Wajid. Crap. Who am I kidding.
He told Wajid that the aforementioned tempo is on its way could he *please* put all the samaan on the tempo, filhal keep 'em here.
Background, a very blue Tanveer happen to hears.
Scene 5. ????
Ji, Wajid answers.
And also, take the GARAM KAPDO KI BAG from Ammi's room.
Realisation seems to have hit Tannu. She smiles a knowing smile. What! What does she know. What???
Scene Six. Don't even think about asking. My post, meri marzi. Ooops.
Asad turns slightly and realises Tannu's (unwanted) presence. He takes a quick breath and calls out for Wajid, who was off to get the garam kapde.
Ji?
Ek kaam karo, take all these bags (there were only two) and put it at that corner.
Seriously EK KAAM? Subah se na jaane kya kya kaam karte aaye ho. Ek, kaam nahin. Ek kaam, AUR. Get it right Mr Khan. Wafadar aadmi hai yeh. Tch tch.
And yet another thought came to Tannu. And she gives the trying to say something look,
making it almost impossible to hear Wajid's Ji. But heard it I did. Akhir, Wajid ke line ka sawaal hai.
Anyway. Tannu- Ya Allah, Jammy, *she walks to Jammy* itni berukhi?
Then she started with all her kahaniyan of realising how she herself ruined their friendship
Chalo, kam se kam, tumhe itna to samajh hai. *hahaha*
But believe me Jammy, hum badal gaye hai. Something something about not being the same Tanveer anymore. And then she. And then SHE. AND THEN SHE.
And then she STARTED on the NIKAH. Saying she wants to attend. You simply do not give up do you, Tannu?
Apne haathon se Zoya ko Dulhan banana chahta hai.
Hehe banana.
And I only want you to just ek baar, ek baar, think of me during the Nikah.
So what if you don't want to invite me. Just tell me where! I just want to send some gifts, that maine dil se li hai.
Tannu Madam, if you insist so much with the gifts, abhi dedo, who's stopping you. Bhejne ki kya zaroorat hai. Why waste Siddiqui's money for nothing. Ooopss.
Oh wait, Asad looks at Tannu, a 'lil sternly, you want to give me a gift? And Tannu like the Billi she is nods excitedly.
There is one thing you can give me.
Name it and it's yours, well she didn't say this exactly, but you get the picture.
ISS NIKAH SE DOOR RAHO.
Tannu, still haven't learnt have you.
Asad walks away, JAMMY-
Sexy Number Seven.
Tannu calms down.
Tum humein sach batao ya na batao, lekin kam se kam itna toh pata chal gaya, ke Nuzzhat hamein jhooth bol rahi thi
*flashes back to when Asad asking Wajid to take garam kapda ke bag*
Hyderabad mein inn garam kapdon ka kya kaam..?
Iska mathlab hai, Nikah kahin thandi jagah pe ho rahe hai...
Ugh DAMN YOU ASAD. Nuzzhat sooo had her. Thanks. NOT.
Lekin kahan?
On to 8.
Tannu turns.
Tannu turns *jeng jeng jeng, that's my suspense cue* and stops short,
WHY WHY WHY?
Looking back at her, a very smiling, and very red-
(remember her red suit from yesterday's episode? Arrey, the one for the mehndi rasm...Haan, haina ravishing? Hot in red? I especially love her jhoomka)
Zoya.
Ohh, LEKIN KAHAN?!
Half smirks for half a second and then
MAIN BATAON? *yes, said rather excitedly*
Oh God. Zoya is shown full figure. Allah. What's she saying?
Haan.
Zoya confronts Tannu and tells her that she'll never be able to find out. reminds her of the time when she put acid in Zoya's mehndi.
And you expect me to tell you where we getting married? Even after all that has happened?
Tannu smiles, a 'lil sweetly.
When will it hit you, ke hamein tumhe KITNA na pasand karte hai.
Dil se we pray that not just you even your shadow doesn't come near, jahan hum ja rahe hai.
Hamare dilon mein, tumhare koi jagah nahin.
And Tannu, still not relenting. Tries harder. She goes all self-deprecating mode, with just enough sweetness, that for a fleeting moment, it does seem like Zoya was sympathetic. Heck, I was.
Zoya opens up her palms and showed Tannu her recently applied mehndi- Kuch yaad aaya?
*flashes back to Zoya's first mehndi function, Tannu hugging her, and then whispering, there's Hamein acid milaya hai.*
And Zoya dares forget? Most unlikely.
This mendhi is witness to our love (Asad and Zoya's, not Zoya and Tannu, hee)
*cue voice highlight* HUM HAMESHA HAMESHA KE LIYE EK HONE WALE HAI
And try away, but Tum hamein alag nahin karpaoge.
Zoya in all her red glory, leaves. Tannu looks on smiling. Yes, again, just enough sweetness.
Number NINE.
Pink bedroom.
Wait what is this we see.
A very suspicious looking Humeira eating obediently, with who but Wajid Bhai, standing by the side of the bed, also obediently. No suspicions here.
BABY, aur kuch chahiye?
Yes, I'd like some dahi please. No she didn't say please.
Ji, abhi laye mujhe. For you, anything.
Wajid leaves. Locking the door behind him.*cue suspense music*
Humeira starts searching the tray of food on her lap. And there, right under her plate of what looks like a really good nasi goreng (google it), she finds. She finds. This time you have to wait for it. She finds her-
Dusre pyaar ke dusre chitti
Wow Haider. Two note in one day.
MUJHE NAHIN PATA KYA HOGA.
MUJHE NAHIN PATA HUM YEH KAISE KAR PAYENGE.
MUJHE BAS ITNA PATA HAI,
KE CHAHE KUCH BHI HOJAYE, MAIN APSE LE JAOUNGA, BAHOT DOOR.
HUM AAJ RAAT HI YEH BAAT JAYENGE.
Humeira thinks to herself how are they to do this, she's fully guarded! She continues reading, yes Haider has a lot to say, and say he must.
KYA HOGA KAISE HOGA, MAT SOCHO.
BAS TAYYAR HOJAO.
*Humeira smile smile*
KHULI HAWA MEIN SAANS LENE KE LIYE.
TEN.
A very panicky Humeira opening her bathroom door and enters *finally* (Yep, not pink)
Scene shown in flashes. You know the kind they show one than black than another. Yeah that one. She opens a door like window, and handsome hero is waiting, readily. Haider helps her out said window.
11.
Humeira asks Haider where he would be taking her. Haider has this to say-
Aap toh mere saath aakhen band karke chalne ko tayyar thi
Phir yeh sawaal kyun? *yes a 'lil devilishly*
Humeira explains that she was just scared, even now she's ready to follow him blindly. But what if someone sees them and they get into trouble?
Silence...just the sound of the wind.
Haider takes her hand in his and says just a lil huskily,
Aapke liye sare aafat chalne ko tayyar hoon
*cue Haider's score, romantic version*
Aap chinta mat kijiye, aapko kuch nahin hoga.
Number 12.
Haider points towards the now parked tempo, where we can see a very dilligent Wajid, carrying bags and loading them onto said tempo. It is to carry all of Asad and Zoya's Nikah things to the wedding venue and Hum ussi mein jayenge.
Haider tries to calm a visibly panicking Humeira, Shhh.. *cue finger on lip* and yes they're still holding hands. She calms a little and he says, Mere piche piche aaye, okay?
Thirteen.
Wajid walks towards tempo with a big box and loads it on the tempo, and leaves, walking rather dejectedly. Probably he's feeling bad 'coz he still has not given Humeira the dahi she so nicely asked him for. Poor BABY. Kya karein, eventhough wedding ke liye invite nahin kiya mujhe, Asad Sahab phir bhi malik hai mere. Hmm.
Onto next. What?? Wajid gets a stand alone scene. No. Wajid gets a walk alone scene.
Fourteen.
Haider comes out from behind a wall (how on earth? Hehe) and Humeira piche piche following. And up the tempo they go! Surrounded by loads of wrapped boxes. Wait all these presents they bringing with them. Why? To bring them back? I really hope they are of use. *wink*
Fifteen.
Flash light.
Someone flashing light at them. Okay not at them but at the tempo. Who is this someone!
Arre Wajid? Saare saman dala? A fully uniformed guard asks Wajid who is again, walking, carrying yet another item of Nikah interest.
Ahh, Mr Guard here was just checking to see if all items are fully loaded. Thus the light from the torchlight.
Haan. Rakh diya. Bas yeh akhri hai.
Ji to Ji BABY and now one full sentence? Arre waah!
I'm just happy Wajid has someone he can call a friend. but even Mr Chowkidaar sounds bossy. Saare saman dala? Hmmph!
Where were you, when he singlehandedly loaded all the boxes and bags? Now coming and checking. Bada aaya.
Mr Chowkidar closes the tempo.
16.
Close save. Haider- Humeira looking at each other, and the tempo is started, and then. And then. Tempo started moving, and then. And then. AND THEN Haider lurches backwards onto some boxes. Ooops. He smiles. I drool.
Seventeen.
Next morning.
Family assembly.
Dadi?- Present
Dilshad?-Present
Rashid on wheelchair?-Present
Wait, What? Huh! Welcome back Mister. We thought you too disappeared like your ladla beta Ayaan, your BIWI No, 2 Shireen. And very recent to join the missing gang- Nikhat. Let's not mention your in-laws.
Okay. Where were we? Yeah, headcount.
Asad?-Present
Najma?-Present
Imran?
Imran?
Oh, Imran is gang in-laws.
Zoya?
Zoya?
Scene shows-
Asad, both hands clasping Dadi's.
Wajid walks out with bags. thankfully he's rolling them this time. Yup one hand, one bag.
Oh Yes. Wajid? Present, Teacher! good boy. Yeh Zoya bhi na. Hamesha late!
Okay, next. WHAT. THAT IS A SCENE? It lasts only 4 seconds!
By the way no Nuzzhat too.
Eighteen.
Asad , telling Dadi that he'll miss them both. What? Asad will miss Dadi and Wajid?
No yaar. He meant Dadi and ABBU Rashid.
Ohhh. For a moment there...
Wait, WHAT? They're not coming for the Nikah?
After all the miss yous and take cares, Zoya walks in. Looking splendidly pretty in that green top. You may start yet another session of fangirling. Fashionably late, this one.
Dilshad asks to see Zoya's mehndi and everybody look on, wowed! Asad- Zoya exchanged glances. *blush smile smile* Oh she blushes prettily. Both look down. Hayyee...
Asad moves on to Rashid. Zoya joins in.
Said something nice. let's not go there, just coz.
Rashid gives them his blessing, hand on their heads.
Everybody smile smile.
Nineteen!
Zoya is shown coming out of a room, and as she turns there stood Siddiqui Sahab. In red.
Allah...
Beautiful part this is. So so SO beautiful that I'm very sure I cannot give it justice. So shall not at all try. Siddiqui Sahab wishes Zoya for her Nikah, saying that his blessings are with her. And said some really touching things. What's with all the men this morning. All? Yep. All. BUT FOR NOW, THIS.
Zoya says thank you and turns, eyes watering, tears finally dropping. And she wipes her tears. Oh my God! The mehndi is indeed beautiful! Oh my!
She turns to Siddiqui Sahab, here there's like a connection that they felt. Like an unknown force making Zoya turn to face him, and he too looks all affected. And then he says the nicest thing of all.
That she would look BAHOT KHOOBSURAT in the LAL jodha. Both are high on emotions.
Again Zoya turns to leave, but then starts wondering how would Siddiqui Sahab know that she's wearing red for her Nikah? She looks back to ask, only to find Siddiqui Sahab gone.
Could it be that all the saugaat came from him? Surely not. Dadi said the taalis are just the way an Ammi Abbu would present their daughter for her wedding. Why would he give them to me?
Number 20.
While Zoya is still wondering, Siddiqui Sahab is shown to have again gone background, looking forlornly at her. OHEMGEE. I forgot! *cue Abbu tune*
Siddiqui Sahab starts having flashbacks of baby Zoya (okay maybe toddler Zoya), the time when he gifted her the Music Box of which tune is now playing. He also remembers his imagining a young Zoya during the Haldi ceremony. So has he met Zoya when she was a toddler AND when she was in her tweens?
Three Zoyas his thinking of. You dare ask which is the third one.
Scene 21.
All the above happening and in comes Tanveer. Looking her Begam Sahiba self, after all, she is in the company of Shauhar Sahab. Eh Siddiqui Sahab.
Hehe.
She starts taunting him about not being able to confront Zoya about the truth, and then some. Siddiqui Sahab leaves. Malas nak layan.
Scene 22.
Dilshad, Najma and Zoya coming out from inside with bags what not.
And Zoya screaming BYE DADI!! BYE DOST!! And then. AND THEN. And then below.
Scene 23
Asad who was at the door, pulls Zoya back to him... *cue hayyyeee*
Hold hands-
This is the Pehla kadam for our Nikah.
And he burst into a shayari.
I am way too tired to want to look up for videos to write the shayari.
It was good. All over cheesy! MMM YUM! ME LOVE!
And of course, Zoya simply cannot stand not replying. So she does. Zoya pulls a classic Zoya. Mr Khan, Zoya ke saat shayari mein, no muqabala, you stand no chance.. Hmm kuch bhi. Hayye...
I'll add the shayari when I get to it. Unless someone has it and would be oh so kind and share it?
Scene 24.
Somewhere on the other side of India, a tempo stops and out came Haider and Miss Happily Kidnapped. Here is where they're having their wedding? Humeira asks.
Yep...Here. And he said some really sweet cheesy stuff. About Mohabbat. And Taj Mahal. I MELTED. So cannot quote. Hee.
But Humeira is not at all interested with their wedding! Oh really, Humeira.. Somehow Haider seems fine with this. Something is definitely fishy...
She says all I'm concerned about is YOU AND I. *coughs*
Haider puts out his hand, palm up, Humeira looks curiously and slowly put her hand on his. And off they go. Where to? WHERE TO!!
Scene 25.
Siddiqui Sahab walking away from Tannu (still?), finds Humeira's room door open. And finds a dazed Razia holding a piece of paper.
Humeira has gone. With Haider. Hamesha hamesha ke liye.
Siddiqui Sahab drops down. TWO ARMS ON EACH SIDE OF HIS SHOULDER, giving him support. Wait let me rephrase that. Two arms BELONGING TO TWO DIFFERENT BEGAM SAHIBAS on each side of his shoulder, giving him support.
Screen freezes.
WHAT in the name of everything twisted is that? Still in a daze, like Razia was.
Precap. Humeira runs towards Haider..I LOVE YOU
On the other side-
QUbool Hai
Qubool Hai.
Oh God this has got to be my worst.
I'm cranky. And tired. And I have two individuals really mad me. And then this?
If you're still here..come here gimme a hug!
Thanks for reading.
FaRz (no star today)
p/s
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY ALL YOU LOVELY PEOPLE!!
Love is most definitely in the air. Mr Khan and an almost Mrs Khan. And Humeira and well just Humeira. Haider is probably in love with himself. Don't blame him, even I LOVE HIM.
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