AsYa Drabble ~ And then the Ninja became a Human! ~

PS - Here I'm assuming that Dilshad has returned to KM with Asad and Zoya.

And then the Ninja turned human!

Asad walked towards the dining area with a frown on his face. It was quite evident that he was angry and boy, was he angry? One look at his frowning handsome face and Zoya and Dilshad couldn't stop their laughter, which of course angered him more.

"You think it's funny Ms Farooqui?" He yelled. Zoya kept her hand on her mouth to stop more giggles from erupting. She shook her head and cleared her throat to reply,

"Of course not Mr Khan." She said. Her comment sobered him up a bit but what she said next had his anger rising back again.

"It's damn hilarious!" and she burst into laughter again. Dilshad pinched her cheeks which were paining due to laughing so much.

"Zoya how can you so childish? It's not a joke ok! Next time you do that again and I will murder you."

"And then newspaper headlines will be Sansani khes khabar - Ek premi ne kiya apni mashuka ka katl!"

Dilshad almost fell off the chair, clutching her stomach, a single drop of tear in the corner of her eyes. She was so glad she decided to come back to her home. Yes. Home! This was home! With Asad and Zoya and their fights and romance. Not that one, with strangers who never left a chance to taunt and rebuke her along with a spineless man who sat back and let them taunt her. She immediately pushed the negative thoughts back and concentrated on her children. Poor Asad didn't know what to do or say and Zoya was enjoying his helplessness way too much.

"Oh c'mon Mr Khan stop whining and pouting like a child."

"Whining and pou-. Why the hell did you that."

"I wanted to." She said nonchalantly.

"Who gave you the right to do that."

"Well I'm your fiancee." She said proudly. Asad smiled inwardly but the scowl remained on his face.

"And that somehow gives you the right to do whatever you want?"

"Yes!" came the instant reply.

"Zoya what you did... You are not supposed to do that. That's just madness and urghh." He grunted in frustration, he didn't seem to have any curt reply for Zoya.

"Mr Khan I had my reasons ok! I never do anything impulsively... ok maybe I do but I never do anything without any reason."

"Oh so you had reasons? Pray tell!" He said exasperatedly.

"Well I couldn't find you under all that hair you had grown, I was afraid after three months when we get married and when you come to our room on our wedding night instead of you lifting my veil I will be the one pushing back your tresses to get a glimpse of my blushing groom."

Dilshad looked here and there and everywhere.

"So you chopped off my hair." Asad screamed.

Zoya looked at his hair which was now short and exactly how it was before. The stubble was still there, she didn't dare touch it, she kinda liked his stubbly cheeks, she liked the way his stubble grazed her skin when they hugged. She shook her head to make the thoughts go away and she remembered how Asad finally got his short hair.

She was never too fond of his long hair, long hair was still tolerable but then came the pony, she tried to get used to the pony when came the ninja pony and she lost her control and so she marched into his room with a pair of sharp scissor, one afternoon when he was sleeping. She held his pony in her hand and chopped it off. Asad woke up to find his hair in a messy, asymmetrical cut and of course Zoya had to hear an hour long of lecture on tameez and tehzeeb from him and all throughout the lecture she tried really hard to not laugh in front of him (failing miserably of course). Poor Asad had no option but to finally go to the hair salon and get a proper haircut.

"You do know I can grow my hair back." Asad smirked.

"And you do know I'm more than capable of cutting them again." Zoya smiled evilly. Asad knew better than to challenge her and stomped off to his room with a huff. Zoya looked at his hair again, smiling smugly at her brilliant plan while Dilshad let out a sigh of relief. Finally the Ninja turned Human!

The End!

A/N - Honestly the half pony was the limit for me. Long hair I can take, pony I can take but not his recent ninja look! Of course I didn't touch the stubble, I love it way too much to shave it off! Haha. 😆

So how was it? Leave your thoughts and wish me luck I have an essay competition on Monday!😃

Love,

Sadie!

Originally posted by: SmileyStar

Res!! Crap I'm second 😔

Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty

eheheheehehe! All are frustrated with the Hair! Me voices the same! 😆

U know Sadie, i dreamt few days back, S is calling my up at 3am and am like all groggy she was HYSTERIC saying 'ANKSSS WAAKKEEE UPPP!!!!! GROVER HAS CHOPPED HIS HAIR!!' I was like 'WHAAATT??!! IT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I KNOW IT IS A DREAM LET ME SLEEP!"

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"Well I couldn't find you under all that hair you had grown, I was afraid after three months when we get married and when you come to our room on our wedding night instead of you lifting my veil I will be the one pushing back your tresses to get a glimpse of my blushing groom."

OMG This was the highlight. i read it then gor the pm so read it again as in a hurry 4got to like n comment. Maza aa gaya.

SR par song:

Zoya: Suhaag raat hai baal utha rahi hoon main. 🤣🤣🤣

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Originally posted by: MisHumptyDumpty

eheheheehehe! All are frustrated with the Hair! Me voices the same! 😆

U know Sadie, i dreamt few days back, S is calling my up at 3am and am like all groggy she was HYSTERIC saying 'ANKSSS WAAKKEEE UPPP!!!!! GROVER HAS CHOPPED HIS HAIR!!' I was like 'WHAAATT??!! IT IS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I KNOW IT IS A DREAM LET ME SLEEP!"

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Originally posted by: delena_

Yeah girl!I love it.Seriously I want to cut his hair I say this should happen in the show also🤣🤣
I guess you were throwing out your frustration by writing this os😆
But i must say this was awesome!Well done Sadie😆