What ws dat yr...
Supr duper funny...ROFL...
I ws abt to fall frm my bed while reading it...
Dat budhiya n her muqaddar...ahhh...bachaooo...
N thn dis line ws bang on
"Ayaan ke muqaddar mein ek ghar waali aur ek bhaiwaali"...I mean bhaiwaali...!!!!!!;););)
N thn our bhaiseena...
Haseena: Taufa taufa taufa taufa!
Asad: Laya laya laya laya!
N thn Apni dilshaad ka chauka..."Haseena(excited): Kya? Kya??
Dilshad: Baba jee ka Thullu!!!"
Zoya me bhi Nahin choda yr..."Zoya: Aur nahi toh kya? Face pe 10kg make-up lagake ghumti rehti hai! Hindi serial sadi huyi buddhi vamp kahinki! Lagta hai jaise kisi Harry Potter film mein se koi troll bahar aa gaya hai! "...troll n bhaiseena...purfecttt comparison...
Hair punch deserves a grand salute yr..."Aur ye kabuttar kahan se aa gaye?! Samajh aaya. Kitne dinon se dono bhai ko kehbrahi hoon ki baal kaat ljiye, par nahi! Ab bhukto! Ab pigeons mein bhi status difference create kar diye inhone! Ek ko mere Jahapanah ke shampooed and conditioned smooth ghosla pasand aa gaya aur baaki do ko Ayaan ka jungle ghosla bha gaya! Allah Miyan! Kahin yeh dono bhai mere peet peeche in kabuttaron se chitthiyan bhejke communicate toh nahi karte!"
"Asad: Bichhoo tujhse darr ke bhaag gayi hogi! Agar hoti aur tujhe kaat leti toh mazaa aajata!"...I wish dis ws true...
Yr do write more...it ws superb...
N I loved ur signature...;)