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As Comedy Nights with the Ahmed Khans hit a new zenith of hilarity today, we decided to talk to the reason behind the laughter...in an IF exclusive...we have the Scorpion from Zoe's handbag...apparently it slipped out for reasons best known to him and that is why Asad could not find it...😆
This is our endeavor to find out what made it escape... humans, please put your hands together (and the fellow scorpions, put your claws together😆)...to welcome the elusive Scorpion from Zoe's handbag😆...let's call him Scorpy😳
Me (from a safe distance): Hey buddy...wassup!!!!
Scorpy (Snaps it's claws): Nothing much dude...just flitting in and out of handbags😆
Me: U are not going to sting me right...(I am a Scorp too...😉...my Zodiac peeps)
Scorpy: Thou art our brethren...let's hug like AsYaan🤗
Me *scared*: Thanks, but no thanks😆...ok tell me Scorpy, how did u get into Zoe's handbag?
Scorpy *disgusted to the core*: A dirty cat put me in🤢
Me: Why did she put u in the handbag?
Scorpy: Don't ask...that cat has got a thing for poisons...this time she went one up and got me..the poison producer himself...basically she wanted me to sting Zoe...kill her...as always🥱
Me: Where did she find you?
Scorpy: U remember Ajmer?...while Zoe and Asad were busy running around in black clothes..she was hunting for Scorpions...I guess she liked my face...and kidnapped me from there..my bad luck...I was trying to woo my neighbour's daughter (she is the sexiest scorp I know☺️)...so I had put extra effort in grooming my tail...who knew a cat was lurking around the corner...mera pyaar adhura reh gaya😭..she got married to my younger brother😡😆..that loser had his claws on her since long😡
Me: Oh no..that sounds like Asad's story?
Scorpy: Yeah dude...that's the reason I spared Zoe...I identified with the poor chap except for the mop on his head🤢...I mean I wouldn't blame Zoe if she left him...anybody would if u look like that🤢..u need to look your best...put in an effort if u wanna get the chick😉
Me: How did you manage to escape?😆
Scorpy: That was simple...😆...with all the recycling of stuff that goes on in this show...the handbag had a gaping hole...I got out through that...😆
Me: Did u try to look for the cat and avenge your miseries? Sting her maybe?
Scorpy:😲..are u crazy?...I went to take a bubble bath...she had touched me remember.🤢...I felt like what Asad must have felt that night in the factory🤢...my poison would get poisoned by stinging her
Me: So what are your future plans now that u are a free man...err...Scorp?
Scorpy: Nothing much...maybe hitch a ride back home...😆...then find my douchebag of a brother and take revenge...the bro clash needs to happen somewhere at least...😎
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