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astonm

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Posted: 11 years ago

#861

Originally posted by: mochhug

LOL! I know all about school being a pain in the arse. Literally. Sitting all day infront of a computer should be illegal. Sigh.

Haha well let's not get ahead of ourselves. I still don't know what he's looking for. I mean he did just break up with someone a few months ago. But I have to admit. Now that I know that he might have been flirting (and vice versa) I'm picking up on a lot more than I did before hahaha.

Yesterday he was trying to self invite himself to see me the last night I'm here (before going on my trip) and I was like I have to clean and pack. You'll be bored. And he just went off on a tangent about depends on how I do it and comparing me to Megan Fox LOL. I don't know if that's a compliment, or just his way of trying to make it clear that there's more there than a friendship.

And aww you'll find them! They're not that rare! I dont' think... Are they? Lol.

And SO WHAT! Actually Asya don't publicize their life, ZeeTV does. And I'm sure if they knew about AnRa they'd be on board😉😉

YOU DO!? AWW that's sooo cute!!! So happy for you😳😃and you DO NOT sounds crazy! You're in LOOOVE😛😆

Well, like I mentioned, so far nothing note worthy. Except that whole packing like Megan Fox thing haha. And he pretends to be mad at me. I can be a little mean sometimes😆(or maybe I'm especially mean to him?😲INSIGHT! 🤣)

And about watching QH. DON'T! Sadly, it's getting bad. It seems as if ZoYaan is gonna happen😭And not only that, but in the most ILLOGICAL way possible. Gul has literally LOST IT.😡

Sigh.

I am going to die of typing notes, finger cramps and everything!

AWWW. He so likes you, he self invited himself! LMAO. Girl, any comparison to Megan Fox is a compliment, I have a woman crush on her. If I was guy I'd worship her. OMG, Rahul has the BIGGEST crush on her. It's kind of amusing!

But how does Megan Fox pack? And how does he know? LMAO.

I think it isn't kiwi season...if there is such a thing.

Aw, thanks ! And I do sound crazy to my own ears, and my mother's. She just tends to "awww" a lot though and then tell me I am crazy. Ahaha.

AWWW! He pretends to be mad at you so you pay attention to him and try to fix it with the whole nudging and asking what's wrong and sitting beside him to figure it out. He is a smart coookieee!

My mom was telling me about QH and I was just like "W*F?" I don't have a problem with Zoyaan if it actually happens in a sane, explainable way. An accidental marriage, W*F. And that too in Islam where they say the names of the bride and groom and wait for the "Qubool Hai." I'd understand if it was a Hindu wedding and the grooms got switched behind the sehra thing. And apparently Zoya didn't tell Asad where she was going...they totally build up the characters and butcher them. They've come a long way from not telling each other things before running away. GOSH.

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nikki.171

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Posted: 11 years ago

#862

I second, no third you guys on the pain-in-the-you-know-where ! Ugh !

I'd love to say I love Kiwis ... but where I live, we rarely have them and when we do they're expensive. So I've never tasted kiwis before.
BUT I have definitely relied on my KWI skills ! 😛

@Monica ! Enjoy that giddy feeling !😎 I am having a feel he is interested in you as well, that self invitation speaks for itself! If he did feel sad about not being able to meet with you for a good 3 weeks (and that is good sign ), maybe you should hint at a meeting after your return ?
You should totally invest in those pepper sprays. And after that suggestion by Anjali, I'll try and remember to keep a perfume handy too!
Oh God ! I am starting to feel excited too ! 😆 You guys are rubbing off on me !

@Anjali ! I toh am already madly in love with my new OTP, aka AnRa, why wait for the marriage.. Monica is right. AsYa is not married, infact they have failed to say Qubool Hai not three but four times, and they have loads of fan girls to their name ! Zoyaan is another reason why I need my new OTP to distract me !
Plus, your little confession up there has made my shipper heart all awwing ... Maybe you should write your love story ! ☺️
OH Good God ! Yes, Anjali ... an AnRa OS will be GREAT start ! ❤️

Monica ! I need some support here !?

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nikki.171

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Posted: 11 years ago

#863

Originally posted by: astonm

I am going to die of typing notes, finger cramps and everything!

AWWW. He so likes you, he self invited himself! LMAO. Girl, any comparison to Megan Fox is a compliment, I have a woman crush on her. If I was guy I'd worship her. OMG, Rahul has the BIGGEST crush on her. It's kind of amusing!

But how does Megan Fox pack? And how does he know? LMAO.

I think it isn't kiwi season...if there is such a thing.

Aw, thanks ! And I do sound crazy to my own ears, and my mother's. She just tends to "awww" a lot though and then tell me I am crazy. Ahaha.

AWWW! He pretends to be mad at you so you pay attention to him and try to fix it with the whole nudging and asking what's wrong and sitting beside him to figure it out. He is a smart coookieee!

My mom was telling me about QH and I was just like "W*F?" I don't have a problem with Zoyaan if it actually happens in a sane, explainable way. An accidental marriage, W*F. And that too in Islam where they say the names of the bride and groom and wait for the "Qubool Hai." I'd understand if it was a Hindu wedding and the grooms got switched behind the sehra thing. And apparently Zoya didn't tell Asad where she was going...they totally build up the characters and butcher them. They've come a long way from not telling each other things before running away. GOSH.

WORD ! I have been repeating that like a broken record !

And YES ! I too was missing this thread a lot ! It is great to have it up and running ! ( Perhaps it wasn't the most fitting phrase here 😆 )

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astonm

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Posted: 11 years ago

#864

OMG! NIKKI YOU DONT HAVE KIWIS? What alternate universe do you live in? Ahaha, I joke. There are no kiwis in all of Ontario right now. Cries. Lmao, we should just call it "Kickass Intelligent Women Intuition" and call it KIWI !

I can't believe I am part of an OTP! yipeee! Ahaha. An AnRa OS...it'll just be about us at the library, studying and flirting like we are in middle school and randomly having fights. Not very interesting. That really made me realize how boring life is atm.

MONICA! What has happenth in yonder kingdom? Gasps.

YOU GUYS, I stopped watching Qubool Hai, so wanna tell me when it's all happy so I can dedicate a whole weekend to catch up? :)

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Bulbul

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Posted: 11 years ago

#865

oh god..this thread took me back to my school days..those stupid crushes,dumb-idiotic behavior when ur crush is nearby,those butterflies in stomach feeling..oh!!..lovely thread I must say and awesome idea!..thanks to everyone for sharing such lovely stories 😊

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Monica

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Posted: 11 years ago

#866

@astonm: Aww I know how you feel. My eyes are about ready to blow up haha.

SO I started this comment. But will finish it later lol!

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Loran Maddi Lee

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Posted: 11 years ago

#867

My Friend Needs to Be Slapped in the Face with a Chair Series

Example 1:

So me and Amy had been working at our campus library for three years at the time of this incident. We worked as library assistants. So whenever students need to find books/e-books, check out books, pay for fines, had computer/printer problems, they used to come to us. Of course, guys who needed to get some, took this opportunity to shamelessly flirt as well. OCCASSIONALLY, if the guy was dreamy enough, we'd flirt back heheheheh☺️... C'MON... working in the library gets a bit boring sometimes 😳

This particular day, both me and amy were bored out of our minds and we needed to entertain ourselves. So amy being the crazy girl that she is CALLS JOSEPH to come over to the library - main desk.

Background story on Joseph. He is a creep. He flirts with anyone with a vagina. 😕 I kid you not. I met him freshman year and alas began the journey of zoning. I bro-zoned him, mom-zoned him. buddy-zoned him, heck i even sister-zoned this kid. BUT NOPE. He does not buzz. He will shamelessly flirt to his heart's desire. MORE SO. He even flirted with Amy infront of me, and then switched back to flirting with me, in a matter of seconds. Again, completely shameless. I mean I can continue to ramble about his lack of flirting skills, but i rather not bore u guys. This guy legit sent me and amy text messages abut how Amy's hair makes his heart skip and how my smile reaches my eyes and brightens his day 😕... mind you... these texts were sent 2-4 days of our first meeting in freshman year... u can just imagine the text he sends now (3+ yrs later).

So while Amy is calling Joseph (which i did not not at the time), I was surfing youtube to find videos to tickle my humor bone. BUT from the corner of my eyes, I saw Lamar and Farhan (you guys should recognize them from my previous CONDOM story... lol) walk in the library. So obviously, i straighten up and try not to look like my usual dealthy self.

Lamar and Farhan sees me and smiles (probably laughing cuz i look bored as f**k). He and Lamar walks over to us. AMY being the idiot says "U GUYS R HERE! GREAT! I guess we have you guys to entertain us... didn't need to call joseph". I just stare at amy... a) why did she call Joseph (when she knows how much that kid irritates me) and b) I didn't want Farhan to think i needed guys to entertain me 😛😳

Lamar starts making fun of how bored both amy and i looked. Freaken AMMYYY goes "that's why i called Joseph!" and then FARHAN goes, "you called Joseph because Maddi is bored?"

BIG-MOUTHED AMY goes "well yeah, we can just flirt with him and pass time."

IM SITTING THERE DUMBFOUNDED... MENTALITY HYPERVENTILATING since my image was being tarnished by my dumb friend amy!!!

Farhan looks at me and SMIRKS (I obviously die...) and says "You flirt to pass time"

I am just sitting there... like an immigrant who speak nor understands English. 😕 and i just stare at Amy.

IDIOTIC AMY goes, "OH YEAH. We flirt when we're bored (aHUM AHUM that was a lie... its not like i flirt back with every joe and jack out there). Not a big deal... you guys do it too, Im sure".

Her idiocracy must have telepathically passed down to me because then i hear MYSELF SAYING. "I mean its not like we always flirt whenever we're bored... only in extreme conditions... like when there is nothing else to do..." Thankful, I STOP SPEAKING...👏

Lamar looks at me OFFENDED and says, "Shame on you" (WHY THEY WERE ONLY LOOKING AT ME, I DONT KNOW. AMY IS THE ONE THAT STARTED IT! 😡)

I am just befuddled by the whole situation and I start going on panic/defending mode. I start screaming "I dont flirt all the time! ONLY in extreme situations. And dont look at me in that accusatory way... guys do it all the time".

Lamar and Farhan just look at each other and LEAVE. NO byes no nothing. Simple eye contact and poof out they go. I send my deathliest death stare in Amy's direction. But clueless as ever, she gives me a "W*F is wrong with u" look. Just that second JOSEPH WALKS IN.

He starts practicing his poor flirting skills. I'm still pissed at Amy (and MYSELF), so I just sit there. Some 30 mins later, I finally decide to join Joseph and Amy's conversation (i didn't wanna be rude). BUT NOOO. JUST THEN Farhan and Lamar walks back and sees Amy and I were talking to Joseph. Lamar "TSK's" us and says "I see putting you both in a time-out was of no use"

So I say, "wait that's why u guys just left... because u wnted to give us a "time out"?!" (this whole time I am completely avoiding eye contact with Farhan because im sure by this time he thinks im a s**t or something.

FARHAN then said: yeah that was the plan. to give you guys enough time to think about your naughty habit, but then i guess old habit dies hard. (hinting that amy and i were flirting with JOSEPH. ... WHICH I WAS NOT. I merely JUST started to converse with Joseph and Amy -_- UGH. LIFE AND ITS TIMING ).

and with that MISTER f**kEN SMARTASS winked at me... and then left the library with Lamar behind him (who was still shaking his head in a disapproving way (Freaken drama queens).

But the reason I tell you guys this story is because today i was texting this friend of mine and laughing over the stupid things we were talking about. Farhan was next to me and randomly says, "oh so you're that bored that you had to find a friend on the phone to flirt with" I was so confused. but THEN it hit my why he said that! UGH. SO EMBARRASSED... feel mah pain, girls! feel it.

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wow I wrote a lot. 😕 hope i didn't bore you guys. 😆

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ON ANOTHER NOTE. HELLLOOO EVERYONE! I am glad to see this thread is STILL ALIVE! <3 Missed you girls a lot! Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do. 😆

- Maddi

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Loran Maddi Lee

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Posted: 11 years ago

#868

Originally posted by: MrMrsAsyaKhan
4'3 Monica you better not lie to me, my head just feels a whole load bigger for some reason... Loool!

@LoranMaddiLee
Hahahaha! It's all coool, kinda hard keeping up with everything. TELL ME ABOUT IT, i still have like 30+ pages to read. 😆University catwalk was so embarassing. Let's not even think about that, I feel like an idiot for playing eye to eye. But i'm over it *throws hair back holding her head high* loool! Izzat still intact. LMAOOO UR SO CUTE! YES! Proud of you girl. Protect that izzat! glue it back! 😉
Listen girl, you aint no dork! You're amazing, and we love you! You are far too kind! <3 Love you guys. You're like soo coool! And I know tell me about it, presentations in front of any guys is embarassing. I still remember squeaking in front of the guy that fancied my bestie and his friends (they're all ugly) so yeahhh still tripped up bahahahah!

Omg! Maddi, you have the most amazing stories. lol thank u. you can thank bad timing for those stories lol. I too suffer from second hand embarassment TWINSIIESSS 😛, I was cringing whilst dying for air. XL condoms one killed meee HAAAHHH! Seriously maynee! And you should so get onto Farhan, sounds like a hottie. he is a smart ass. he pisses me off sometimes. jerk. hot jerk. 😡
You and your horror storiess lmfaooo!!! KILLED MEE! teeheeSeriously they should make a movie on your life, and kill uss peeeps that suffer from SHB! LMAO The way you ran out of there and your reaction LOOL! Breatheee! glad you enjoyed my horror story! hahah

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Mrs. Sidharth Malhotra

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Posted: 11 years ago

#869

Are people still posting on this thread? Wow, and that's a pretty embarrassing story Maddie but I felt for you which is why the subsequent ROFLs were guilt-ridden. But still.

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Loran Maddi Lee

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Posted: 11 years ago

#870

Originally posted by: -ForeverYours-
Are people still posting on this thread? Wow, and that's a pretty embarrassing story Maddie but I felt for you which is why the subsequent ROFLs were guilt-ridden. But still.

oh shit. wait is this thread dead, now? 😕hahah i just visited and saw its like 112 pgs and im like oh dam, this thread is going strong!! since the last time i posted it was in page 80 something. 😆

FOREVERYOURS. Why dont u entertain me with some of your embarrassing stories?! 😆