Shall I call you Asad or Ghajini?

I am SO ANNOYED with the producers effort in making him turn into some kind of MUTE PARVARTI or Tulsi Maya! I've watched enough sacrificial and close mouthed heroines to last me a bloody lifetime. I do not wish to see the HERO turn into one as well. Why on earth can he not simply kick open the damn doors and shout 'BAS!' like all the heroes and fathers do in every show! (Regardless of the fact that they are ALWAYS in the wrong during the BAS moment! 🤣 Reference to Mr Bajaj from Kasauti Zindagi Ki. He used to always raise his index finger and shout BAS when he was ALWAYS wrong!).

This time for a nice change, the hero is not in the wrong and therefore the infamous 'BAS and index finger raising moment' can be effectively applied in this scenario. I sound like I'm conducting a scientific investigation. He can shout BAS and say 'listen to me!' The creatives are treating the head-hitting-rod scene quite unrealistically. Who on earth forgets getting hit on the head with a pole looking bat thing-a-magijy. I'd still be crying from the pain! Has Asad NEVER watched Ghajini before? Good lord, the man got hit on the head by a rod and despite having a 15 minute memory loss, he can STILL REMEMBER GETTING HIT ON THE HEAD! You know why? Because it damn well HURTS too much to forget!

My nostril is flaring in outrage! AND MIND YOU, it is not an attractive sight. So if you are already half way in love with me, then please overlook this paragraph and picture Aishwarya Rai. Thank you. I'm not even going to mention how someone could possibly forget the prick of a syringe. I'm 21 years old and I still CRINGE at the thought of having an injection. But our super strong muscular hero (hubba hubba *perverted grin*) did not feel a damn thing. ANYWAY I want Asad to stand up and force everyone to listen to him. Tell the world he got hit and Zoya (the smart girl) will realize the creepy eyed girl (forgot her name) was at fault.

In conclusion, I would like to share my 'hit on the head' moment with you fellow human beings. We all saw how astonishingly attractive Asad looked as he got hit. There was no crunching up of his facial features nor did he open his mouth and reveal all his teeth like a lion does when he roars or yawns. Alas. *Shakes head as tears well up* Alas. We are not Asad. We are humans. I had the misfortune of walking at Uni and acting all superior when I spotted my gorgeous crush lingering around. He was speaking to me and I was replying (LIKE A BOSS!) and BAM I slammed into a pole. I slammed so hard that my ears were ringing and everything started to swirl around me. Not only did I SCRUNCH UP MY FACE, my nostrils FLARED like a Baboon and I opened my God damn mouth and showed him MY TEETH, TONGUE and TONSILS AS I YOWLED no I mean ROARED in pain.

^ I get teary eyed every time I recall this moment of my demise. Yes demise because surely you do not expect me to survive after that happened. The shame just about killed me. I sunk so low that the tectonic plates gave way to my departing body and I headbutted my way through the earths crust only to float aimlessly and lifelessly around the solar system.



Regards
TheGhostofSamira.