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Posted: 12 years ago
#31

Originally posted by: FingerFetish



Indeed! It is I, Samira the finger lover! I've been roaming around the forums. Sometimes commenting in controversial threads just to look like a biatch for no good reason. 😆

You should all be aware of my obsession for pretty fingers and hands. I absolutely ABSOLUTELY love men that have attractive hands! You don't want the rough, square nailed Salman Khan hands romancing you. Nope, no way *shakes head*. You don't want a guy that ferociously bites his nail to be touching you *CRIIINGE*. You want clean, long, slender, perfectly trimmed nails. *Drools*. Have you seen Karan Singh Grover's hands? They are so long and clean! ALSO if you know actors such as Gurmeet Choudhary and Harshad Chopra, you will know what I mean. They have hands down the BEST LOOKING FINGERS!

Zahara, you make total sense. 😆


*Literally googling Harshad Chopra's fingers* 🤣 Nope, fingers doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. Although, I do have a thing for voices. Gosh, if a guy has a husky voice - *faints*!
Edited by ZAHARA. - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
#32
My fave part - Regards theghostofsamaira
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Posted: 12 years ago
#33

Originally posted by: -Aimz-


Lol, I think we can just go on about the idiocy these Indian Shows feed us day after day and then just to make amends, they would show this steaming hot scene where the hero would caress the heroine's back and open her dori in a slow-y touchy way (notice how she is ALWAYS wearing a blouse with a dori in times like this) and an almost kiss where the hero takes 5 minutes to pin his lady love against the wall, 10 minutes to brush her hair off and cup her face, another 10 minutes to finally bring his lips close to her enticing ones and then, BLOODY HELL, the mobile rings, the fuse blows, the volcano erupts and what not 😕 😆

Ohmyohmyohmy. I can NOT unsee it now. Asad with his classical thumkay and the anklet going chan chan chan. You forgot the part where he would walk towards the mazaar amidst those golden autumn leaves fluttering about (even though it's clearly springitme) and once there, kneeling down and crying out, "Ya Allah, why would you do this to me? HOW can you do this to me? Mein aap se naaraz hogaya hun, BAS!" 🥱


I know rigghhttt? The eyesex goes on even after they have probably examined every microscopic detail of each others' sclera, pupil and aqueous humour as well as counted the number of eyelashes and all 🤣 And SERIOUSLY? They have shown this failed rescue attempt? The feminist in me is gritting her teeth and balling her fists. You see, THIS is why I have such a diabolical approach towards Asad's barbaadi 😆



LOL! I just pictured everything you pointed out and boy did it make me laugh. 99% of the time, the heroine is dressed in hand-me-downs but the very moment a steaming hot romance scene is being shown, she miraculously changes into a seductive sari that can be easily played with ;) Oh and when he pulls the dori, she arches her back in pleasure all the time. Do not forget the facial caress. He will caress her jaw INTENSELY! The jaw caressing is so INTENSE that I swear the hero would obtain a PHD in memorizing and sculpting the heroines jawline. Then when he moves in for a kiss (as mentioned above), a lot of shit happens to prevent it. Most likely a annoying family member will not know how to mind their own business and would knock on the door or the damn heroine would whisper

Heroine: 'Koi ayega' (Lock the effing door you dumb ass and nobody will come!)
Hero: 'aneh doh' (Yeah right mate. You're all talk. The moment she shouts out your mums name, you're the first to push away).
Heroine: 'Koi dekhlega' (Ever heard of ROMANCING in private?)
Hero: 'Dekh lenedo' (Spineless prick. Has no shame).

LMFAO! I think our imagination will eventually be successful in turning us off from Asad. Period! 😆 Now when I see him on screen, I'm going to imagine his classical thumkay and chan chan anklet 🤣

I love how after examining every eye feature, none of them feel awkward. If a guy were to eyesex me, I would either think he is an obsessed psychopath or that something MUST be on my face. Yep! Ekta Kapoor is very fond of those kind of 'dive-into-the-water-and-drown-heroines.

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Posted: 12 years ago
#34

Originally posted by: ladyhobbes

Lol at the banging into rod story! As someone who frequently bangs into sundry things and howls like a wounded dog in the rain, I can understand your predicament!
Thank you! I have been trolling the forum to see if anybody else found it funny that the guy got hit on the head with a rod but is still sauntering around in apparent good health (except for his hyperactive tear ducts)
Actually you should probably call him superman not Ghajini because according to his precious friend's theory he got hit on the head but still had the strength and energy to force himself on her!!! Am I the only one rofl-ing here?
Also am I the only one who is not very pleased with all the news about him 'intensely' weeping all over Rajasthan? Maybe he should come to my city which is in the midst of a severe drought right now! We could sure use the waterworks!



Howling like a wounded dog is fine with me. So long as it occurs in private! Not, however in the presence of your mentally arranged husband to be! << I make myself laugh. Ha! Superman? I don't think Superman has hyperactive tear ducts -.- I don't even know WHO to compare him with! I think comparing him to the typical cry baby mute heroines of Indian Television would be most suitable.

Nope, you are not the only one laughing here. I find it ridiculous that he is convinced that a whack on the head would allow him to force himself onto a woman. So according to this theory, every guy with a whacked head will become a potential rapist. Right. Bravo creatives, bravo!

Haha! Your hilarious! 😆



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Posted: 12 years ago
#35

Originally posted by: Cup-Of-Chai



I myself am having a Cup Of Chai right now. You see i have an obsession with tea and yeah Cold weather and Tea are like the PERFECT combination.

Yeah do stick around it'll be great. 😆 This is actually my first Show after years and later i watched IPK's starting episodes but i have heard stories what Gul did to that show. Oh how i wish nothing like that happens to QH. Yup the other guys Maan and Arnav still acted Manly enough they have made Asad totally the opposite.



Mmm you know what else is the best combination? Chocolate and tea! YUM! *Licks my Angelina Jolie lips* 😆.

I was not THAT fond of IPK but I did watch the show. 😆 I was, however, a HUGE HUGE fan of her show 'Geet'. Gul DEMOLISHED that show. Just thinking about how she ruined it, brings tears to my eyes.

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Posted: 12 years ago
#36

Originally posted by: ZAHARA.


*Literally googling Harshad Chopra's fingers* 🤣 Nope, fingers doesn't do it for me, I'm afraid. Although, I do have a thing for voices. Gosh, if a guy has a husky voice - *faints*!



🤣🤣 C'mon! How could fingers not do it for you? Can you imagine your partner trying to touch you with bitten nails? 🤢 Oh Lord. Just thinking about bitten nails makes me want to throw up.

OHMY! Yum! Voices are also the biggest biggest turn on! Have you heard Iqbal Khans voice? *DROOOL*. That man has a VOICE TO DIE FOR!
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Posted: 12 years ago
#37

Originally posted by: AsadkiDeewani

My fave part - Regards theghostofsamaira



Haha it's Samira :P
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Posted: 12 years ago
#38

Originally posted by: FingerFetish



Howling like a wounded dog is fine with me. So long as it occurs in private! Not, however in the presence of your mentally arranged husband to be! << I make myself laugh. Ha! Superman? I don't think Superman has hyperactive tear ducts -.- I don't even know WHO to compare him with! I think comparing him to the typical cry baby mute heroines of Indian Television would be most suitable.

Nope, you are not the only one laughing here. I find it ridiculous that he is convinced that a whack on the head would allow him to force himself onto a woman. So according to this theory, every guy with a whacked head will become a potential rapist. Right. Bravo creatives, bravo!

Haha! Your hilarious! 😆





Haha but unfortunately such incidents occur only when you are trying to be your sophisticated best - usually in front of your 'mentally arranged husband to be'!
Hm yeah Asad does seem to be crying a lot these days - more than Zoya even. Maybe that's the fresh and different thing that Gul wants to show with this show? Role reversal - The hero as the beloved weeping abla nari of Indian soaps!
All this talk about Asad's thumkas and anklets is making me picture him in a ghagra twirling like a dervish!!! Dear God I can never watch KSG with a straight face again. 😆
I rarely comment on posts here but yours was just too funny to ignore!!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
#39
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
You are too much ! 🤗

More please !
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Posted: 12 years ago
#40
I came back from the dead to read this.

It was worth it. :)

Miss you, Soul Sister.

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