Originally posted by: -Aimz-
Lol, I think we can just go on about the idiocy these Indian Shows feed us day after day and then just to make amends, they would show this steaming hot scene where the hero would caress the heroine's back and open her dori in a slow-y touchy way (notice how she is ALWAYS wearing a blouse with a dori in times like this) and an almost kiss where the hero takes 5 minutes to pin his lady love against the wall, 10 minutes to brush her hair off and cup her face, another 10 minutes to finally bring his lips close to her enticing ones and then, BLOODY HELL, the mobile rings, the fuse blows, the volcano erupts and what not 😕 😆
Ohmyohmyohmy. I can NOT unsee it now. Asad with his classical thumkay and the anklet going chan chan chan. You forgot the part where he would walk towards the mazaar amidst those golden autumn leaves fluttering about (even though it's clearly springitme) and once there, kneeling down and crying out, "Ya Allah, why would you do this to me? HOW can you do this to me? Mein aap se naaraz hogaya hun, BAS!" 🥱
I know rigghhttt? The eyesex goes on even after they have probably examined every microscopic detail of each others' sclera, pupil and aqueous humour as well as counted the number of eyelashes and all 🤣 And SERIOUSLY? They have shown this failed rescue attempt? The feminist in me is gritting her teeth and balling her fists. You see, THIS is why I have such a diabolical approach towards Asad's barbaadi 😆
LOL! I just pictured everything you pointed out and boy did it make me laugh. 99% of the time, the heroine is dressed in hand-me-downs but the very moment a steaming hot romance scene is being shown, she miraculously changes into a seductive sari that can be easily played with ;) Oh and when he pulls the dori, she arches her back in pleasure all the time. Do not forget the facial caress. He will caress her jaw INTENSELY! The jaw caressing is so INTENSE that I swear the hero would obtain a PHD in memorizing and sculpting the heroines jawline. Then when he moves in for a kiss (as mentioned above), a lot of
shit happens to prevent it. Most likely a annoying family member will not know how to mind their own business and would knock on the door or the damn heroine would whisper
Heroine: 'Koi ayega' (Lock the effing door you dumb ass and nobody will come!)
Hero: 'aneh doh' (
Yeah right mate. You're all talk. The moment she shouts out your mums name, you're the first to push away). Heroine: 'Koi dekhlega' (
Ever heard of ROMANCING in private?)
Hero: 'Dekh lenedo' (
Spineless prick. Has no shame). LMFAO! I think our imagination will eventually be successful in turning us off from Asad. Period! 😆 Now when I see him on screen, I'm going to imagine his classical thumkay and chan chan anklet 🤣
I love how after examining every eye feature, none of them feel awkward. If a guy were to eyesex me, I would either think he is an obsessed psychopath or that something MUST be on my face. Yep! Ekta Kapoor is very fond of those kind of 'dive-into-the-water-and-drown-heroines.
Edited by FingerFetish - 12 years ago
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