Originally posted by: FingerFetish
Oh shucks *blushes and kicks random rock* you're making me blush with all these compliments! Unfortunately my mother did not watch 'Friends' when I was dying out of boredom inside. I think my sense of humour emerged after I was exposed to Indian Television Drama, Lol! All those red dupaatas that flew over the mountains and outlived the hero and heroine after 80 year leaps placed a severe impact on my life.
*Gasps* That is sadism to the very core! 😆 I'm glad your enjoying seeing the hero beating his chest and breaking his glass bangles against the wooden bench of the bed haha! However in my eyes I can now picture him wearing a dance anklet with me shouting 'NAACH ASAD NAACH!' in my most masculine voice. The heroines have contributed enough tears for the Nile River, I don't need the heroes to start competing with them as well. 🤣
Bravo! You nailed it with the mentioning of heroes having a common attribute. A sexy ass! 😆 They have absolutely no pain receptors. I demand to know what kind of sorcery this is! Have you noticed that the heroines also do not have a phobia of heights? I mean c'mon! At least one of them should be afraid of heights! So when they're dangling from a cliff, instead of eyesexing the hero, they should be shouting 'GET ME UP! GET ME UP!'.
Oh the funniest is when the hero is drowning (because the evil villain either shot him or hit his head) and so the heroine screams out his name. Then what does she do? She dives into the water to rescue him. But...DEN DEN DENNN the heroine cannot swim! Instead of saving the hero, she ends up drowning and the poor sucker of a hero has to force himself to regain consciousness so he can save his so-called saviour. 🤣🤣🤣
That one always embarrasses me!
Lol, I think we can just go on about the idiocy these Indian Shows feed us day after day and then just to make amends, they would show this steaming hot scene where the hero would caress the heroine's back and open her dori in a slow-y touchy way (notice how she is ALWAYS wearing a blouse with a dori in times like this) and an almost kiss where the hero takes 5 minutes to pin his lady love against the wall, 10 minutes to brush her hair off and cup her face, another 10 minutes to finally bring his lips close to her enticing ones and then, BLOODY HELL, the mobile rings, the fuse blows, the volcano erupts and what not 😕 😆
Ohmyohmyohmy. I can NOT unsee it now. Asad with his classical thumkay and the anklet going chan chan chan. You forgot the part where he would walk towards the mazaar amidst those golden autumn leaves fluttering about (even though it's clearly springitme) and once there, kneeling down and crying out, "Ya Allah, why would you do this to me? HOW can you do this to me? Mein aap se naaraz hogaya hun, BAS!" 🥱
I know rigghhttt? The eyesex goes on even after they have probably examined every microscopic detail of each others' sclera, pupil and aqueous humour as well as counted the number of eyelashes and all 🤣 And SERIOUSLY? They have shown this failed rescue attempt? The feminist in me is gritting her teeth and balling her fists. You see, THIS is why I have such a diabolical approach towards Asad's barbaadi 😆
Edited by -Aimz- - 12 years ago