Originally posted by: Innocent Ishita
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Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? It actually turns on....but i told it to go "off" and it followed my command!😉
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit? Indeed......yes!This is funny!😆
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them? Nahin yaar.....pehle jiski zemedari li hai...usko to sambhalo!😆
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts? The day i eat it....I'll let u know!😳
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? There was someone sitting free at that moment and he had nothing to do so he made a song on him!😉
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?Bcoz everything that starts has to come to a stop!
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year? Bcoz ppl drink it!So much that more and more is required!
Why are Softballs hard? They have a nature lyk coconuts!So now i hope get that one!
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself? At tyms only the movie...at tyms both....and tyms none!😉
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Bcoz aisa karne se....the boat will drown!😆
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?That is against the rule of a civilized society!😆 Btw....good question!
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. Actually yes!Let z call it an inlet 4m today!
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? Who said...u can do it anyway u feel lyk.....u r a part of an independent nation!
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! G for Goofy and G for gentleman!That z da way it goes!
Can blind people see their dreams?Yeah ofcourse......ishu havent heard that....HAR INSAAN KO KHAAB DEKHNE KA HAQ HAI!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? That z bcoz in case prithviraj chauhan cums behind u on his horse...u can run to save ur life!😉
Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? So that it creates no more trouble!
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump? As i already said u can get anything out of ur "creative" and independent mind!
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Not in the poem but in da picture it does!
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?Bcoz they r jobless!😉
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter? So that they dont sign a blank cheque for themselves!😆
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?Silly question dont tell me u didnt know it!Ofcourse it does!😆 😉
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants? Izzat ka sawaal hai!Yeah phir he feels he z an ABLA NAARI no sorry....ABLA MARD!😆
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead? That z bcoz we r stubborn!As prithvi says....PRITHVIRAJ CHAUHAN NE KABHI HAARNA NAHI SEEKHA!
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? Nicknames....jst da way roxela z mine!
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Lemme try!😆
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2? Bcoz increasing its price may reduce its fame!That z a demand supply strategy!😉
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