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Why do we press harder on a remote controlwhen we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on " insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?😆
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to therefrigeratorwith hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
1)one
movie u can watch over and over again is..2)the worst movie u saw till date..
3)ur addiction is..
4)one place u want to visit is..
5)one person from prc u want to meet is..
6)one thing u regret buying..
7)ur fav. book is.
8)if u were big boss which 13 celebs(tv and bollywood) would u lock in ur house..
9)two people u want to see together on in reality are..
10)if u were offered to be the crative writer of an ekta show would u take the job?
11)ur fav. food..
12)ur icon is..
13)if u were invisible 4 a day what what would u do?
14)if God asked u 4 3 wishes what would u wish 4..
15)when u were small what did u want to become?
16)name the craziest member on IF...
17)who do u think about 4rom IF when i sing the foll songs-
badshah ho badshah😆
pretty woman
shes a rockstar
pari
18)kbc with amitach or shahrukh?
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are u a boy or girl
are u good at drawing
do u knoe any famous ppl
are u living in a house
do ur
does ur last name contain more then 7letters
do u walk to skool
wat is ur eye colour
how many languages can u speak
what is ur hair colour
are u good at sports?
do u plan sport? which?
are u tall
do u hv a best friend?
s he/she older then u
can u play a musical instument? which one?
do u like horror films
do u like comeic films
do u like romantic films
do u like ice cream
do u like sweets
are u a vegetarian
what is u favourite type of music
do u prefer bollywood over hollywood or viceversa
do u prefer movie songs or album songs better
do u complain a lot
wat do ppl tell u when they meet u for the 1st time
What kinds of things do u do in you free time?
what kinds of books to u prefer
pick one the one u prefer/believe/ watch out for more
life or death
love or friendship
truth or dare
sing or dance
birds or fishes
dogs or cats
ekta or sum other director
eklavya or ansh
Cananda or India
asia or North America
blue or greem
night or day
chocolate or cake
smile or frown
months or years
minutes or seconds
inner looks or outer looks
mom or dad
destiny or coincidence
give or get
buy or sell
sweet or bitter
heaven or hell
active or lazy
loud or soft
easygoing or stubborn
rough or smooth
cinderalla or snowwhite
shrek1 or shrek 2 or shrek 3
spiderman 1 or spider man 2 or spiderman 3
pirates of the carrabiean (POTC)1 or POTC 2 or POTC 3
harry potter or malfoy
surf's up or happy feet
smiles or laughters
iPod or mP3 player
blueberry or blackberry
chocolate or razr
prince or princess
1. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
2. Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
3. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
4. Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?
5. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
6. Why is a boxing ring square?
7. Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
8. Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?
9. Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
10. Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?
11. Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
12. Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
13. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
14. Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
15. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
16. Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
17. Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
18. Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
19. If you throw a cat out of the car window, does it become kitty litter?
20. If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
22. Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
23. What do chickens think we taste like?
24. What do people in China call their good plates?
25. What do you call a male ladybug?
26. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?
27. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
28. Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
29. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
30. Why do they call it a pair of pants, but only 1 bra?
31. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
32. Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
33. Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? I m hukt on fonix
34. Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?
35. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
36. Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
37. Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?
38. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
39. If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
40. You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
41. If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
42. If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
43. If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
44 . If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
45. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
46. Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
47. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
48. What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
49. Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
50. If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
51. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
52. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
53. what is ur worst nightmare?
54. what is ur most sweetest dream u've ever had?
and when?
55. should i stop grilling you..?
56. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
57. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
how are u 2daii?
wht new film u realli wanna see soon..?
fav. hollywood singer?
how many peeps are in ur family including u?
do u have any pets?
what internet do u use?
do u always search on google?
do u chekc ur msn/yahoo mail regularly?
whats the meanign between dumb and stupid?
who are u crazii about?
If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.
Do penguins have knees?
Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?
How young can you be, but still die of old age?
What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder?
If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?
Can you read a picture book?
Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
if you're on an American airline, and you land in Canada and stay on the plane, is the drinking age still 21 or does it change to 19?
What happens if every team in the NFL goes 8-8?
What shape is the sky?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?
What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?
Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?
Who was in the kitchen with Dina?
Why do we have to pay a toll on "freeways"?
Why do they call them pepperoni if there is no pepper in it?
How old does something have to be to become an antique?
Is your eye iching now?
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Do babies produce more spit than adults?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Do cows have calf muscles?
Have ex-mathematicians become dysfunctional?
Have ex-locomotive engineers been derailed?
Have ex-civil lawyers been distorted?
Have ex-bankers become disinterested?
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Don't you have to get up to get to the tape?
Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
Why is it called 'after dark', when it is really after light?
Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after?
Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
Why don't you ever see baby pigeons?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
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| Have you ever faked sick? | |
| What was the last lie you said? | |
| Have you ever cried during a movie? | |
| Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? | |
| Have you ever danced in the rain? | |
| Have you ever been drunk? | |
| Have you ever tried tried drugs? | |
| Do you smoke? | |
| What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? | |
| What is your full name? | |
| What is your blood-type? | |
| Have you ever been in a car accident? | |
| How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? | |
| Who was your first kiss? | |
| Have you ever been rejected by a crush? | |
| What is your favourite sport to play? | |
| Have you ever made a prank phone call? | |
| Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it? | |
| What's your favourite childhood memory? | |
| Is there anything that you have done that you regret? | |
| What do you want to be when you grow up? | |
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| Do you believe in karma? | |
| Who was your first crush? | |
| Who do yo uhave a crush on? | |
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| What is your perfect pizza? | |
| What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? | |
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| What college do you want to go to? | |
| Do you get along with your family? | |
| Do you play any instruments? | |
| What kind of music do you like? | |
| Do you think you're attractive? | |
| Would you ever get a tattoo? | |
| How many piercings do you have? | |
| Who makes you laugh? | |
| Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? | |
| Have you ever seen a dead body? | |
| Do you have a celebrity crush? | |
| What is one thing scientists should invent? | |
| Have you ever broken a bone? | |
| What happens after you die? | |
| Do you watch or read the news? | |
| What stereotype would you label yourself as being? | |
| Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? | |
| If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? | |
| If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go | |
| If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? | |
| Have you ever gone skinny dipping? | |
| Have you ever played strip poker? | |
| Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? | |
| What do you want your friends to think about you? | |
| Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? | |
| HAve you ever bitten someone? | |
| When's your birthday? | |
| Have you ever stolen anything? | |
| Do you make wishes on shooting stars? | |
| Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? | |
| If you could go back and change one day, what would it be? | |
| Do you remember your dreams? | |
| Have you ever been in love? | |
| Are you a morning person or a night person? | |
| Do you have any phobias? | |
| What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? | |
| Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? | |
| How many screen names do you have? | |
| Do any medical problems run in your family? | |
| Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? | |
| Have you ever had a nightmare? | |
| Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? | |
| Would you ever participate in a threesome? | |
| Would you ever pay for a prostititue? | |
| Have you ever mooned or flashed someone? | |
| Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? | |
| Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? | |
| Have you ever written a love letter? | |
| Have you ever attempted suicide? | |
| Do you prefer boxers or briefs? | |
| Have you ever been in a fistfight? | |
| Do you have any hidden talents? | |
| What is one thing you want me to know about you? | |
| What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? | |
| Do you usually prefer books or movies? | |
| Who is your favourite person to talk to? | |
| Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? | |
| Who do you talk to most on the phone? | |
| Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? | |
| Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? | |
| Have you ever gotten detention? | |
| How do you vent your anger? | |
| Have you ever been on a diet? | |
| Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? | |
| What's a rumor someone has spread about you? | |
| What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? | |
| What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? | |
| What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? | |
| Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? | |
| Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? | |
| Have you ever wanted to murder someone? | |
| Have you ever hated someone? | |
| Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? | |
| Do you consider yourself popular? | |
| Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? | |
| Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? | |
| Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? | |
| What is your favourite book? | |
| Do you have a collection of anything? | |
| Are you happy with the person you are becoming? | |
| Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? | |
| What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? | |
| Are you happy with the life you have? | |
| Do you have any pets? | |
| What color shirt are you wearing? | |
| Name three things that are physically close to you: | |
| What is the last book you read? | |
| Are you or were you a good student? | |
| What's your favorite sport? | |
| Do you enjoy sleeping late? | |
| What's the weather like right now? | |
| Who tells the best jokes? | |
| What was the last thing you dreamed about? | |
| Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? | |
| Do you believe in karma? | |
| Do you believe in luck? | |
| Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up? | |
| Do you collect anything? If so, what? | |
| Are you proud of yourself? | |
| Are you reliable? | |
| Have you ever given money to a bum? | |
| What's your favorite food? | |
| Have you ever had a secret admirer? | |
| Do you like the smell of gasoline? | |
| Do like to draw? | |
| What's your favorite invention? | |
| Is your room messy? | |
| What do you like better: oranges or apples? | |
| Do you give in easily? | |
| Are you a good guesser? | |
| Can you read other people's expressions? | |
| Are you a bully? | |
| Do you have a job? | |
| What time did you wake up this morning? | |
| What did you eat for breakfast this morning? | |
| When was the last time you showered? | |
| What do you plan on doing tomorrow? | |
| What's your favorite day of the week and why? | |
| Do you have any nicknames? | |
| Have you ever been scuba diving? | |
| What's your least favorite color? | |
| Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who? | |
| Would you ever go skydiving? | |
| What toothpaste do you use? | |
| Do you enjoy challenges? | |
| What's the worst injury you have had? | |
| What's the last movie you saw? | |
| What do you want to know about the future? | |
| What does your last text message say? | |
| Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to? | |
| What's your favorite school subject? | |
| What's your least favorite school subject? | |
| Would you rather have money or love? | |
| What is your dream vacation? | |
| What is your favorite animal? | |
| Do you miss anyone right now? | |
| What's the last sporting event you watched? | |
| Do you need to do laundry? | |
| Do you listen to the radio? | |
| Where were you when 9/11 happened? | |
| What do you do when vending machines steal your money? | |
| Have you ever caught a butterfly? | |
| What color are your bed sheets? | |
| What's your ringtone? | |
| Who was the last person to make you laugh? | |
| Do you have any obsessions right now? | |
| Do you like things that glow in the dark? | |
| What's your favorite fruity scent? | |
| Do you watch cartoons? | |
| Have you ever sat on a roof? | |
| Have you ever been to a different country? | |
| Name three things in the world you dislike: | |
| Name three people in the world you dislike: | |
| Has a rumor even been spread about you? | |
| Do you like sushi? | |
| Do you believe in magic? | |
| Do you hold grudges? and finally how is your chappal?😆 | |
| The torture is over, you may now leave. 😈😆 |
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