Fighter of the Week - Dershna11 - Page 9

DEHSNRA!! U BLANKED MY SETS ON PAGES...6...7..8.!! ANSWER THEM PLEASE..or u will be called a week fighter 😳

Originally posted by: minal45

The Basics
Name: Dershna
Birthdate: 7/8/92
Birthplace: Birmingham, england
Current Location: bham
Eye Color: light brown
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5.2
Your webpage: dont have one lol
Are you taken? Nope
Are you a virgin? yes
How many & what kind of pets do you have? dont have any
What's your job? dont have a job, but im a student
What's your Dream Job? to becum a vet
Who is your best friend? hard one
What instruments do you play? tabbla😛, well sumtimes my cousin helps me wid dat one😆
What are your hobbies? swimming, karate, badminton
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump? i wud love 2 as i am very adventurous😉
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read? for now lol Charles Dickens, yaar cant help it its english literature
What do you daydream about? hummmmmmmm getting personal there😆
What are your religious/spiritual beliefs? God is everywhere........n god is eternal n he brings wisdom
List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself:
One: my temper
Two: my hairstyle😆
Three: my nail style😉
Either / Or
Shy or Outgoing? shy
Spender or Saver? spender
Truth or Dare? dare
Books or Movies? movies, duh😆
Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure?
Cats or Dogs? action n adventure man im making n action n adventure film trailer so im bound 2 like it😆
Mountain or Beach? Mountains😃
Sweet or Salty? sweet
Do You...
Smoke? no
Drink? no
Get annoyed easily? yup
Like to travel? yup
Like to drive fast? yup, today i did Ilegally😆
Sing well? yup in my point😆
Have You Ever...
Performed on stage? In what? yup, gujarati skool, a Ram bhagwan stuti when i was 11😃
Been out of the country? Where? Kenya, spain
What Is...
The last CD you bought? Namastay lONDON
The last movie you saw in the theater? Namstey londo i think😆
Your greatest fear? od loosing my loved ones
Your greatest strength? cant say😆
Your greatest weakness? hummmmmmmm dunno
Your happiest memory? when i saw my guru
Your Favorite...
Movie: rehna hai terra dil mein
TV Show: prc
Actor: rajat
Actress: rani
Food: all indian veggie food
Drink: milk😃
Color: black n red
Day of the week & WHY:
Store:
Quote from Prc:
What Do You Think About...
God: unexxplanable
Jesus: something special which cannot be expanned, its toooooo special😃
Satan: huh
War: hate them, i dont like violence
Ghosts: wooooooooooo scary
Reincarnation: the constant cycle of birth n rebirth😃
Karma: deeds
Aliens: scary things like jadoooooooooo😆

Originally posted by: dramaholic

DEHSNRA!! U BLANKED MY SETS ON PAGES...6...7..8.!! ANSWER THEM PLEASE..or u will be called a week fighter 😳

its DERSHNA 4 gods sake n i'll do them whenever i will okay😡, i noe what im doing its DERSHNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah man dont forget my set i want to post up more

3 things u like about Prc:
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Originally posted by: dramaholic

here are more for you to crack on 😊 i would've been crying if i was you re 😭

What's the difference between a novel and a book? Novel is .................. How old are you before it can be said you died of old age? 90 If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? yup If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth? hummmmmmm NO If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? huh If humans evolved from monkey's/apes, why are they still here? huh Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?its tooooooooo big! Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. they want to show how it got solved, so first they show the mysery unsolved😕 Do penguins have knees? no, dont think so😆 < =text/> How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? hummmmmmmm, rush Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? shez thick😆 In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? non-fiction i believe Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? oh im sorry im 14 dont watch them shows a bit toooooo old 4 dat now, perhaps u can tell me🤣 Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? no If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? no If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?no You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? yup😆 If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? duh yes Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? additives arent that effective😆 (my chemistry helped ) If a doctor suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? both i think😆 Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradle to the ground? hummmmmmm, coz its a long time luabby Why do we say we're head over heels when we're happy? Isn't that the way we normally are? hummm............ If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? lol with onion and garlic😆 If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? hummmmmmm, yeah its a policy dats why😳 Do nudists have pin-ups of people with clothes on? dunno😕 How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? hukmmmmmmmmm If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? lol no When the French swear do they say pardon my English? no they aint thats so particular😆 Do people who use sign language see little hands in their head when they think about what somebody said, or do they hear the words in their head? HARSH😡nope Why are elderly people often called "old people" but children are never called "new people"? age............cant be bothered to write the rest, lame😆 How does Freddy Kruger wipe his butt? huhm coz he just ******* Why doesn't broccoli come in a can? hey get all mouldy😆 Can you slam a revolving door? ummmmmmmmmmmm How young can you be, but still die of old age? 55 What would happen if you found a four-leaf-clover under a ladder? dunoo Can a cross-eyed teacher control his pupils? nope😆 Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? hummmmmmm, do they have to be kids only?😆 If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? its the bear way dats why. Like the indian way is to eat with hands😳duh! What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? might aswell keep it to ur self😉 Can you read a picture book? no Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? DIASASTOR STRIKES😆 Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 😆 Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? lol nope

Why are dandelions considered weeds when daisies are considered flowers? they contain sum substance😕 Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? duh😆 Whenever an adult is kidnapped why isn't it called adultnapped?? hummmm, the name kiddnap is kept traditionally😉 Why do blacklights look purple? ask my physics teacher😆 Why is it that people duck in the rain, do they really think the rain won't hit them? hummmmm, they will get saved................by a couple of drops😆 How come the Bible is the most stolen book, and one of the ten comandments is "thou shall not steal"? hummmmmmmmm.... Why isn't the caps lock capitalized? hummm If there's a hole straight through the earth, from the south pole to the north pole, and you jump through it what would happen? would you keep falling forever, or fall back down when you get to the middle, or is it physically impossible? never gonna happen😉 If someone with a nostril ring takes it out, then blows their nose, do they have to cover that hole as well as their nostril holes so that snot does'nt blow out everywere? lol no😆

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How old does something have to be to become an antique? oh i can reassure many years😆
Can a school teacher give a homeless child homework? no coz they aint educated😆
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? u have asked this like a thousand times just scroll up n find out😉
dults? huh
Do cows have calf muscles? probably
Why is it called a bust, when it stops right before the part it is named after? ummmmmmmm
called a "building" when it is already built? ask a bulider
s prison called a penal colony? wheres the rest?😕
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? lol very funny, coz they dont nesarliy have to be racist😆

Originally posted by: dramaholic

deshrna hury up😆dese questions need you..!!! wasie bhi..all the other grillers seen asleep..i'l do there share aswel,😊

Yes it DERSHNA😡

here ya go enjoyyyyy!!

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is? huh, dunno?? it just doesnt oh yes coz its a greek or chinese word something like that😆
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? no
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
What should one call a male ladybird?
What would you use to dilute water?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
Why are turds pinched off at the end?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
How can you hear yourself think?
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

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If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?
Why is the blackboard green?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Why do birds have white poop?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why are boxing rings square?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
Do mimes watch silent movies?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Oh Dilbagh u have already asked these, so wat u have no more so u cheat n use the same dont think so go on to the pages previously n read them the answers are there😉

LET ME REASSURE ITS DERSHNA OR DERSH, I GUESS U CAN SAY DERSH IF ITS MORE EASIER😉

Originally posted by: dramaholic

deshrna hury up😆dese questions need you..!!! wasie bhi..all the other grillers seen asleep..i'l do there share aswel,😊

here ya go enjoyyyyy!!

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
Why do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase?
Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
Why do we have hot water heaters?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?


Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
Why do they sell a pound cake that only weighs 12 ounces?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
Why do they call it disposable douche? Is there a kind of douche you keep after using?
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
How can there be "self help GROUPS"?
How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?
How can someone "draw a blank"?
How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Does the Postmaster General need a stamp of approval?
Does the little mermaid wear an algebra?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as 4's?
Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Do fish get cramps after eating?
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car, he sticks his head out the window!
Did the early settlers ever go on a camping trip?
Did Adam and Eve have navels?
Could someone ever get addicted to counseling? If so, how could you treat them?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Can I get arrested for running into a Fire House yelling Movie! Movie!?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Aren't all generalizations false?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere but call it a hemorrhoid when its in your ass?
If you lived in Siberia and you wronged the Russians government, where would they send you?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin with?
What should one call a male ladybird?
What would you use to dilute water?
How come overtones and undertones are the same thing?
If you take an oriental person and spin him around a few times, does he become disoriented?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends?
I know you can be overwhelmed, and I know you can be underwhelmed, but can you just be whelmed?
Why are turds pinched off at the end?
What would Cheese say if they got their picture taken?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
If you get cheated by the better business bureau, who do you complain to?
How does Santa get into a house that doesn't have a chimney?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Why do the ABC song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep all have the same tune?
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
Why did they name that underwear company fruit of the loom?
Is Disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
How can something be new and improved? if it's new, what was it improving on?
Why is it good to be a Daddy's girl, but bad to be a Momma's boy?
why do you get on a bus and a train but get into a car?
If the speed of movement is slower than the speed of light - how fast is a moving light?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why is it you get a penny for your thoughts, but have to put in your two cents worth?
If you fed a bee nothing but oranges, would it start making marmalade?
Why is it that when a person tells you there's over a million stars in the universe you believe them, but if someone tells you there's wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
If a Man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If The Flintstones were B.C. and before America, why did they have Flintstones Thanksgiving and Flintstones Christmas?
How come thaw and unthaw mean the same thing?
Is a hot car cool or is a cool car hot?
Is a man full of wonder a wonderful man?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
How can you hear yourself think?
How can you chop down a tree and then chop it up?
If Americans throw rice at weddings, do the Chinese throw hamburgers?
What's the difference between a wise man and a wise guy?
What would happen if an Irresistible Force met an Immovable Object?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but the pens chained to the counter?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
Why do they call it taking a dump? Shouldn't it be leaving a dump?
What happens if someone loses a lost and found box?
Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of they skating rings?
Why do we leave expensive cars in the driveway, when we keep worthless junk in the garage?
Why is a person that handles your money called a BROKER?

Aren't you tired of people asking you rhetorical questions and you don't know if they are rhetorical questions or not? If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak out are they said to be "having a person?" Why is it called lipstick when it always comes off? If masochists like to torture themselves, wouldn't they do it best by not torturing themselves? and if so, aren't we all masochist? If Wile Coyote had enough money for all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore? Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Have you ever wondered why Trix are only for kids? Why do you click on start to exit Microsoft Windows?

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If there's an exception to every rule, is there an exception to that rule?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
Is a sleeping bag a nap sack?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Are zebras black with white stripes, or white with black stripes?
Did they have antiques in the olden days?
Why are pennies bigger than dimes?
If you dig a tunnel straight through the earth, will you come out with your feet first?
How come the sun makes your skin darker but your hair lighter?
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do hotdogs come in packs of 8 when hotdog rolls come in packs of 10?
Why do they call it a black light when it's really purple?
Why is the blackboard green?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If you try to fail and succeed, what did you just do?
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"
Why are toe nail clippers bigger than finger nail clippers when your toe nails are smaller than your finger nails?
If Practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
What's the opposite of opposite?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why is it when your almost dead your on deaths doorstep, but when your actually dead your not in deaths house?
Do sore thumbs really stick out?
If you accidentally ate your own tongue, what would it taste like?
If love is blind, how can we believe in love at first sight?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet.
Why is an elevator still called an elevator even when its going down?
Can good looking Eskimo girls be called hot?
Why do birds have white poop?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?
Why is it called eggplant, when there's no egg in it?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
Why are boxing rings square?
If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up "there" anyway?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why do people say "You scared the living daylights out of me" when daylight is not living?
Is the fear of flying groundless?
Do mimes watch silent movies?
Does peanut butter really have butter in it?
Why is it that cargo is transported by ship while a shipment is transported by car?
Why doesn't a chicken egg taste like chicken?
If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Do the minutes on the movie boxes include the previews, credits, and special features, or just the movie itself?
Does a postman deliver his own mail?
If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?
Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what ever comes out"?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why can magicians make things disappear into thin air, but not thick air?
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?
Why is it that lemon dishsoap is made with real lemons, but lemon juice is artificial flavoring?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Why are SOFTballs hard?
If Milli Vanilli fell in the woods, would someone else make a sound ?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go out of date next year?
Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast? or do they have to ask for American toast?
If a transport truck carrying a load of cars gets into a car accident, does it increase the number of the cars in the pile-up?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
If croutons are stale bread, why do they come in airtight packages?
What do you call a female daddy long legs?
Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?
Don't you find it worrying that doctors call treating you their "practice" ?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
Isn't it kind of ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and put up the little red flag?
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Why is Grape Nuts cereal called that, when it contains neither grapes, nor nuts?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

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must hve missed me but not for long MISSED? Ofcourse ofcourse
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead? haha, dont know about we but surely indians do that



Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? huh funny one dilbagh gave me this 1 go 2 the previous pages n find out


Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle? tooo big



Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection? alredy asked yaar check previous page pls


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? hez not a boy lol



Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? protect themselves sorry n lame answer


Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"? Alexander Flemming


If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes? hummm, in a couple of yrs time they will turn in to humans,. Oh yea they dont have mutation thats why i believe

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? hahaha dunno

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try? huh???


How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures? ask ma bio teacha
1)one movie u can watch over and over again is.. white chicks
2)the worst movie u saw till date.. scary movie 3
3)ur addiction is.. with chocolates
4)one place u want to visit is.. Gujarat my hometown
5)one person from prc u want to meet is.. RAJAT
6)one thing u regret buying.. My new very expensive masccare it itches my eyes
7)ur fav. book is. day by day with the vampire
8)if u were big boss which 13 celebs(tv and bollywood) would u lock in ur house.. shilpa shetty, tom cruz, james bond, rani, hrithik, penolope cruz, catherine zeta jones, kate winslet, david beckham, diya mirza,amitabh,aishwariya,Akshay
9)two people u want to see together on in reality are.. my guru and rajat
10)if u were offered to be the crative writer of an ekta show would u take the job? Neva
11)ur fav. food.. benghan bharta
12)ur icon is.. hummmmmm.........
13)if u were invisible 4 a day what what would u do? Catch a plane to india
14)if God asked u 4 3 wishes what would u wish 4.. to be the best person evA
15)when u were small what did u want to become? Teacher
16)name the craziest member on IF... Leo
17)who do u think about 4rom IF when i sing the foll songs- the foll???
badshah ho badshah
pretty woman
shes a rockstar
pari
18)kbc with amitach or shahrukh? srk


User Name: Dershna11
Real Name: Dershna Kundalia
Age : 14
Profession: student
How did I get started with India Forums: my sis
Why am I hooked to prc: ummmmmmm
My Hobbies, more about me: i love to swim, play karate, mountain climbing. Im a quite natured person, man just as k me n i;ll tell ya
What I like best @ IF: the ppl
What I would like to see more @IF:: More ppl, the forum is dieing , n im gonna loose my 2 best frnds as well
are u a boy or girl girl
are u good at drawing hummmmmm, at times ok
do u knoe any famous ppl yup
are u living in a house yup
do ur grandparents live with u yup
does ur last name contain more then 7letters yup
do u walk to skool no
wat is ur eye colour light brown
how many languages can u speak Hindi, Gujarati, n hindi, 3
what is ur hair colour light brown
are u good at sports? yes
do u plan sport? which? gynastics, basket ball badminton
are u tall im perfect for my age
do u hv a best friend? yes
s he/she older then u she is older then me
can u play a musical instument? which one? tabbla kinda with the support of my cousin
do u like horror films love them
do u like comeic films ok
do u like romantic films yup
do u like ice cream yum yum yes
do u like sweets yes
are u a vegetarian yup Pure
what is u favourite type of music religious
do u prefer bollywood over hollywood or viceversa bollywood more
do u prefer movie songs or album songs better movie ones.....
do u complain a lot nope
wat do ppl tell u when they meet u for the 1st time im very quite and i cum across as being older than expected
What kinds of things do u do in you free time? hang around with friends, on the net, chat
what kinds of books to u prefer scary ones
pick one the one u prefer/believe/ watch out for more
life or death life
love or friendship friendship
truth or dare dare
sing or dance sing
birds or fishes birds
dogs or cats dogs
ekta or sum other director sum other pls
eklavya or ansh ansh
Cananda or India INDIA, love india
asia or North America asia
blue or greem blue
night or day day
chocolate or cake chocolate
smile or frown smile
months or years months
minutes or seconds minutes
inner looks or outer looks inner most definealty
mom or dad both
destiny or coincidence destiny
give or get give
buy or sell buy
sweet or bitter both
heaven or hell i believe in both
active or lazy active
loud or soft loud at times
easygoing or stubborn depends...
rough or smooth smooth
cinderalla or snowwhite cinderalla
shrek1 or shrek 2 or shrek 3 the first 1 is the best classical
spiderman 1 or spider man 2 or spiderman 3 the 1st 1
pirates of the carrabiean (POTC)1 or POTC 2 or POTC 3 1st
harry potter or malfoy harry
surf's up or happy feet happy feet
smiles or laughters smiles
iPod or mP3 player ipod
blueberry or blackberry blueberry
chocolate or razr chocolate
prince or princess both
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin? hummmmmmmm
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? lol
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? its toooo big
Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? hummmmmmm, it wud just be called chaeters
Why is abbreviated such a long word? dunno
Why is a boxing ring square? hummmmmm
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? so the body doesnt move it can hapoen sumtimes do to the muscles in ur body becum active
Why is it that doctors call what they do practice? they have more 2 cum
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls? snow is lighter
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose? no
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens? huh dnno
keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? thick fur 4 the protection
When was the last time you cried? hummmmmm....... dont remember
Have you ever faked sick? no
What was the last lie you said? i have a miagrain so i aint going to my uncles house

Have you ever cried during a movie? no
Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off of? well...............
Have you ever danced in the rain? yes like yesterday

Have you ever been drunk? no i dont drink
Have you ever tried tried drugs? never
Do you smoke? nope
What's the farthest you've ever gone on a dare? go and trip the physic teacher

What is your full name? Dershna Vijay Kundalia
What is your blood-type? dunno
Have you ever been in a car accident? no
How old were you when you recieved your first kiss? months i believe


What is your favourite sport to play? badminton
Have you ever made a prank phone call? no
Have you ever said "I Love you" and not meant it? no
What's your favourite childhood memory? me and all my cousins going to the strawberry farm

Is there anything that you have done that you regret? no
What do you want to be when you grow up? a vet
What is your political persuassion? no comment

Do you believe in god? yes

Do you believe in love at first sight? yes
Do you believe in karma? yes
Who was your first crush? do i have to say..........


What are you afraid of? creepy crawlies
Are you religious? yes
What does your screen name mean? Dershna means to give blessing like Darshan, 11 IS JUST MY LUCKY Number as lord hanuman came on the earth as the 11th avtar

What person do you trust the most? my elder sister n parents
Who was your first boyfriend/girlfriend? never had a boy or girl friend before, dont believe in breaking my parents trust n betray them

What is the best compliment you have ever recieved? i'm clever

What is the meanest thing anyone has said about you? ur posts on IF suck

What is the longest crush/relationship you have had? no relationship
What is your greatest strength? my god parents n guru
What is your greatest weakness? hummmmmmmm

What is your first thought when waking up in the morning? mY SWEETEST DREAM I HAD
What is your first thought before you go to bed? I think of God

What college do you want to go to? im already at a college

Do you get along with your family? yes
Do you play any instruments? tabbla
What kind of music do you like? religious, bhangra, indian
Do you think you're attractive? hummmmmmm, ask my sis , what happened in the indian religious function last week, she will surely tell u
Would you ever get a tattoo? nope dont want aids
How many piercings do you have? 2
Who makes you laugh? my dad the most

Who would you want to be tied to for 24hours? my guru
Have you ever seen a dead body? yup

Do you have a celebrity crush? no
What is one thing scientists should invent? another cure for cancer
Have you ever broken a bone? no
What happens after you die? you body dies down, but ur soul moves on to another body, reincarnation, n u go through the whole process of samsara

Do you watch or read the news? yes
What stereotype would you label yourself as being? demanding

Would your friends agree with that stereotypic label? yes
If yo ucould change your name, what would you change it to? Dunno

If you could go back in time to one point in your life, where would you go last year in July when i got so see my Guru live , simply the best

If you could change anything about yourself, what would you change? temper

Have you ever played strip poker? nope
Would you ever lie to someone to make them feel good about themselves? never, im honest
What do you want your friends to think about you? dont noe
Whats the biggest argument you've ever gotten into? dont rememba
HAve you ever bitten someone? yes
When's your birthday? 17th august 1992
Have you ever stolen anything? never
Do you make wishes on shooting stars? no
Whats the most you've ever eaten in one sitting? u wont believe this but 4 chappatis n curry with 2 glasses of milk man it was a competition, who wud eat the most

Do you remember your dreams? oh yes
Have you ever been in love? dont know

Are you a morning person or a night person? morning
Do you have any phobias? yes
What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone? pretended to put a fake mice near my aunts doorstep, which looked real , lol i was only 9

Have you ever been to the hospital (other then birth? yes
How many screen names do you have? 2
Do any medical problems run in your family? no
Have anyone ever been disowned from your family? never
Have you ever had a nightmare? yes

Do you say meaner things to your friends or your enemies? enemies
Would you ever participate in a threesome? dunno
Would you ever pay for a prostititue? ewwwwwwwwww never ever


Have you ever cheated on your bf/gf? i havent had a bf or gf so how cud i have cheated i have been single through n through

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed in your pants? lol no

Have you ever written a love letter? yes
Have you ever attempted suicide? no
Do you prefer boxers or briefs? ia this appropriate

Have you ever been in a fistfight? nope
Do you have any hidden talents? yes
What is one thing you want me to know about you? shall i trust u???
What is one question you wouldn't want me to ask? what i like abou rajat. PPL always say looks n body but its something completely different

Do you usually prefer books or movies? movies
Who is your favourite person to talk to? dad
Who is always able to cheer you up when you're sad? devki

Who do you talk to most on the phone? my best friend

Do you have a secret that yo'ure ashamed of? NO

Do you prefer british or american spelling of words? british
Have you ever gotten detention? yes

How do you vent your anger? hummmmmmm by banging my hand on the table n perhaps swearing

Have you ever been on a diet? no dont see the need
Would you ever date someone younger than you? Older than you? older than u when its the right time


What's a rumor someone has spread about you? im a racist

What's the kinkiest thing you could ever actually see yourself as doing? helping

What's the meanest thing anyone has ever done to you? accusing me of thing i have never done, u see they had nothing else bad 2 say about me idiots!

What's the nicest thing anyone has ever done for you? A punjabi friend promised wud speak n learn in gujarati n did

Have you ever been diagnosed with a mental illness? no
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose? yes
Have you ever wanted to murder someone? no
Have you ever hated someone? dunno
Do you prefer talking on the phone or online? phone
Do you consider yourself popular? no
Would you ever tell the person you have a crush on that you like them? no
Have you ever had a crush on an enemy? ewwwwwwwwwww neva eva

Have you ever had a crush on a best friend? ewwwwwwwwwww neva eva man thats horrid

What is your favourite book? already written
Do you have a collection of anything? PRC videos yup

Are you happy with the person you are becoming? yes
Are you a different person now then you were 5 years ago? yes
What do you see yourself as being in 5 years from now? more mature, understanding n a big support for my family n also responsible

Are you happy with the life you have? yup, standard

Do you have any pets? no
What color shirt are you wearing? red with stripes
Name three things that are physically close to you:
my protection. Which is the madali, u may see rajat wearing it in his kiddy pics
my aum golden chain
a freindship band

What is the last book you read? a journey end on saturday
Are you or were you a good student? always have been
What's your favorite sport? badminton
Do you enjoy sleeping late? not really
What's the weather like right now? cloudy

Who tells the best jokes? my dad

What was the last thing you dreamed about? oh do i have to say, lets say it was a beautiful dream

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
nope but my dad let me yesterday n i was pretty gud

Do you believe in karma? oh YES
Do you believe in luck? yes
Do you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up?
im PURE VEGETARIAN, so i dont eat it

Do you collect anything? If so, what?
nothing really
Are you proud of yourself? yes
Are you reliable? which sense???
Have you ever given money to a bum?
huh nope

What's your favorite food?
beingan bharta

Have you ever had a secret admirer? no
Do you like the smell of gasoline?
ewwwwww no
Do like to draw?
yes, but im rubbish
What's your favorite invention?
My room is my mandir as well as being my room

Is your room messy?
no cant keep a mandir messy, i have 2 rooms actually the mandir is always kept clean

What do you like better: oranges or apples? apples
Do you give in easily? no
Are you a good guesser? no
Can you read other people's expressions? yes
Are you a bully?no
Do you have a job? no
What time did you wake up this morning? 9.30am
What did you eat for breakfast this morning? brown bread with chinese noodles n tea

When was the last time you showered? today

What do you plan on doing tomorrow?
going to my best friends 15th bday party
What's your favorite day of the week and why?
friday, coz i have loads of free periods (from college) only media n english 4 me. And ofcourse prc cums

Do you have any nicknames?
yes
Have you ever been scuba diving?
no
What's your least favorite color?
white

Is there someone you have been constantly thinking about? If yes, who?
personal

Would you ever go skydiving?
yup if i had the chance
What toothpaste do you use?
colgate
Do you enjoy challenges?
oh yes
What's the worst injury you have had?
slipping in the wind on a steep mountain

What's the last movie you saw?
donno
What do you want to know about the future? nothing as yet
What does your last text message say?
tru dat dersh lol
Who was the last person you spoke over the phone to?
my friend
What's your favorite school subject?
english n biology
What's your least favorite school subject?
physics

Would you rather have money or love?
love
What is your dream vacation?
me in india
What is your favorite animal?
cow
Do you miss anyone right now?
yes
What's the last sporting event you watched?
dont rememba
Do you need to do laundry? yes sumtimes if mum has gone 2 work n im home

Do you listen to the radio? not really
Where were you when 9/11 happened? in bham

What do you do when vending machines steal your money? start swearing AT it in my head in gujji lol

Have you ever caught a butterfly?
yes when i was in scotland


What color are your bed sheets? blue
What's your ringtone?
ashique banayah
Who was the last person to make you laugh? dad
Do you have any obsessions right now?
no
Do you like things that glow in the dark? no
What's your favorite fruity scent? orange

Do you watch cartoons? no
Have you ever sat on a roof? yes
Have you ever been to a different country?yes
Name three things in the world you dislike:
lies
slaughtering
poverty
Name three people in the world you dislike:
no one

Has a rumor even been spread about you?
no
Do you like sushi?
no im veggie
Do you believe in magic?
no
Do you hold grudges?
no
and finally how is your chappal?
huh
The torture is over, you may now leave.


credit- many people from kth