Krishna's hilarious Dictionary..read it

Originally posted by: an_jaani

humra krishna toh kamaal ka hai.😆 n its hilarious

love all ur topics.....

Originally posted by: serialmaniac

Hume bhi binglish sikhni hai!!!!! krishna admission lene kaha aau????

Originally posted by: set_raj

<div align="center"><font color="#990000" size="3" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">😛Krishna's Dictionary...Hilarious😛</font></div>
<div align="center"><font color="#990000" size="3" face="Verdana">😆Arth ka Anarth by Krishna😆</font></div>
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<div align="center"><font color="#000099" size="3" face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif">Hello friends..Raj here again with new hilarious jokes on Trimurti of Singh family...ever since Krishna got married to Pratigya..all in the family wants to learn englishwa..knowing that Krishna is always with Pratigya...Shakti and Komal hold him one day and tell him to teach english..so they ask few questions..What are those questions?..just read it below.. the hilarious answers explained in Binglish by Krishna..😆</font></div>

<font size="3">1...</font> <font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial">"DECIDE"
Shakti:Krishna "Decide" matlab ?
Krishna: "Decide" Shaktiii-bhai ... woh Casettee player mein hum casettee nahi dalte usme hota hai na .... "A side" -- "B side" .... to "C-side" ... "D- side"
---> "Decide"</font>😃😛😃<font color="#0000cc" size="3">...(.Krishna ustaad jee..Suicide kaise explain karoge..? angreji ki taang tod ke rakh di...)</font>

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<font size="3">2...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>Mature"
Komal: Ae Krishna, mature matlab ????
Krishna: jab apna Tunna...chori karte hue pakda gaya tha.. tab usne kya kaha tha ?
Komal: usne kaha tha.. mujhe chodd do.... "MAIN CHOR NAHI HOON"
..main chor .....main chor.....mature. ..acha acha...."</font>😆😉😆<font color="#990000" size="3">....( wah wah Krishna main chor ko binglish mein Mature kahte hain..?..)😆</font>

<font size="3">3...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>Alphabet"
Shakti:krishna alphabet matlab?
Krishna: alphabet Shakti,local train mein safar karte hue maasi jaise hi koi seat khali dekhti hai to wo apni beti Alpha se kya kehti hai?
Shakti: alpha beth seat pe,alpha beth,
oooooooooooo, acha toh yeh alphabet!!</font>😆😛<font color="#000099" size="3">...(Krishna ustad lagta hai Oxford mein inki meaning change karni padhegi...)😆😆</font>

<font size="3">4...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>Asset"
Komal:Ae Krishna"Asset" matlab???
Krishna: AssetKomallwaa ....
Jab hum gaadi mein jaate hai and jab gaadi signal par rukti hai ..... taab vo bhikari log aa kar kya bolte hai ...
"Aee Seth... thoda paisa do naa" ... " Aee Sethh .... " ... Asset ..</font>😉😛😉<font color="#990000" size="3">..(Sawa Satyanaas kar diya Asset ka...Angrez log sar ke baal nochenge...)😆😆</font>

<font size="3">5...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>Depend"
Kesar: Yeh Depend kya hota hai Krishna??
Krishna: Depend Kesar bhabhi ... wo Swimming Pool mein ek taraf to paani kam gehra hota hai, aur dusri side zyada gehra..... Deep-End.. Depend!</font>...😆😛

<font size="3">6...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>TOURNAMENT"
Komal:- ae he he Krishna, TOURNAMENT MATLAB??
Krishna:- TOURNAMENT Komal!!! Yeh jo tumne Jhumke pehne hain, Gahne pehne hain, inko english mein kya kahte hain..? bolo bolo.!!
Komal:- AAA HAN HAN TOURNAMENT, (Komal KHUSH)
Shakti:-(Chidh kar) arre usseTOURNAMENTnahi ORNAMENT kahte hain..
Komal:- Arre kuchh bhi mat bolo bhai...EK Jhumka -- ORNAMENT, DO Jhumke -- TWO ORNAMENT# #TOURNAMENT
"AE Krishna bhai!! YEShakti bhai ko bhi Babujee ki tarah kuchh bhi nahi aata..😛😛😆.</font><font size="3">..(<font color="#990000">Krishna ustaad jee...Angrezon ki waat lagaa di..arth ka anarth..)😉😛</font></font>

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<font size="3">7...</font><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial">"Elastic"
Shakti:krishna elastic matlab??
Krishna: Elastic Shakti bhai..
apni woh mauseri Sheetal bahen unki beti ila ...
usko jab fracture hua tha to woh kya leke chalti thi??
Shakti: ila to...
Ila-stick leke ...
Ila-stick !! Ila-stick!!!</font>😉😛...<font color="#0000cc">.(</font><font color="#0000cc" size="3">Krishna Ustaad jee..Plastic ko kaise explain karoge?..)😆😆</font>

<font size="3">8...</font><a href="http://groups.fropki.com"><font color="#000000" size="4" face="Arial"><font size="3">"</font>Automatically"
Komal:Krishna bhaiautomatically matlab??
Krishna: arre Komal.. agar koi aadmi ganja hota hai tou ussko kya bolte hain...
Komal: taklaa..
Krishna: aur agar koi ladki ganji ho to ussko kya bolenge....
Komal: takli..
Krishna: aur wohi ladki agar auto mein baith kar kahin ghoomne jaye toh ussko kee bolbo??
Komal: auto mein takli, aare haan automatically! Tum kitne samajhdaar ho Krishna bhai..😆😉😛<font color="#990000" size="3">.</font></font><font color="#990000" size="3">(Haillaaa..abhi abhi news aayi hai ki London mein Oxford dictionary bandh ho gayi hai..kuch angrezon ne suicidewa kar diya hai..pani ke bucketwa mein jumpwa maarkar...)😆😆😆</font>

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<font color="#000099" size="3">Isse kahte hain Arth ka Anarth...I hope aap logon ko ei Ghonchu trimurti ka sawal aur Krishna ustaad ka Binglish mein jawab pasand aaya hoga...😆😉</font>

<font color="#990000" size="4">Keep Smilingwaa..😃</font>

<font color="#990000" size="4">God Bless you All...😊</font>

<strong><font color="#990000" size="4">Set_raj....😊</font>

Originally posted by: Tivo

Decide and Mature Lajawaab 🤣 🤣 🤣