It's time for Indians to read the Kama Sutra

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Posted: 12 years ago
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I know...times have changed even Indian women want a career and marry as late as possible or even marry never.

Men aspire to be like Salman...forever an virgin.

But this is a seriously disturbing trend.

Because people can't have sex before marriage = GHOR PAAP...and don't really want to get married and have kids...the Indian population is slowly eeeh dissapearing. No...the girls are slowly dissapearing...cuz the few people that do get married and have kids prefer to have boys.

So India doesn't has many young girls anymore.

Bollywood already suffered from this trend...which is why actresses are imported from abroad...but now even Kollywood and Tollywood and Sandalwood are suffering:

Proudly Amy Jackson says: I'm playing a full Indian girl...watch yourself at 10:25:

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlZmuuHGAXg[/YOUTUBE]

Now before you think: HER DAD IS INDIAN! Nope...unlike Katrina and Evelyn and Nathalia and all those other wannabes Amy forgot to lie about her Indian dad. She has zero connection to India...well maybe an ancestor might have invaded India during the British Raj and put some Indians to slavery. 🤢 Anyway 100% FIRANGI:

Amy Louise Jackson who will play a full Indian girl in her Telugu movie Yevadu with her parents:



See 100% firangi. For once I'm not complaining about her presence in India...It's not like anyone can stop her rise to stardom...the girl already has 100.947 followers on twitter. She is already winning awards! See the picture with her mother above...that's a RITZ ICON AWARD that India decided to give her. She is currently working in South movies which I'm sure is more like a back door to enter Bollywood again after the Ek Deewana Tha debacle. She even stated that she is learning hindi and not telugu and tamil. So she is waiting for her big break in Bollywood. Good for her i'd say. I'm just more worried about the future. As Indian girls are slowly becoming a dying breed...Indian filmmakers will have to import more foreign girls to portray the role of full fledged Indian girls. I find that a little odd...and I hope so do you guys. So it's crucial that we all go to India and protest against the rule that sex before marriage is prohibited. We have to work hard to promote sex before marriage and parents need to force their kids into marriage. Salim uncle are you listening?

EVERYONE READ THE KAMA SUTRA! 🥳

p.s. Good news for Rakesh Roshan who might be worried that Duggu will now end up like Ranbir with a firangi...Amy is in a relationship with a guy named Kirk from the UK who isn't Indian:


now protect Duggu from all those other firangi's! Just sent them to Salman 😳

Edited by MarryMeAdeel - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago
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Your post a laugh riot!!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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It was a serious post 😡
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Posted: 12 years ago
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🤣..God..you are too good..
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Are you sure it's Kirk? This guy looks like Arunoday Singh.


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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: eeyoretel

<font color="#ff3366">Are you sure it's Kirk? This guy looks like Arunoday Singh.</font>


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Of course it's Arunoday. Those ears. 😆
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: ponymo



Of course it's Arunoday. Those ears. 😆


NO!


SEE IT'S NOT ARUNODAY 😡
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Posted: 12 years ago
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wow love it! Amy's boyfriend is a wrestler 🥳wrestlers rock! eventually they will vent their anger towards their girlfriends/wives 🥳
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Hillarious Post. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: MarryMeAdeel

wow love it! Amy's boyfriend is a wrestler🥳wrestlers rock! eventually they will vent their anger towards their girlfriends/wives🥳




This was good. 😆 😆

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