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disha

@disha15

Stunner

+ 5

Posted: 11 years ago

Akkhaa maaji sataklii 🤪

Like seriously,enough of the fights! All of us are here to have fun,not fight.

So,I have decided to make people smile now,all of u'll start posting jokes one by one.

Chalo shuru karo.And this is an order! 😳

I'll start

"3 days powercuts caused so much difficulties to the public.Especially Banta and Santa's family. They were stuck in the escalator for 48 hours" 😆

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Hathi aur Chiti safar par ja rahe the. Hathi ne samaan apne kandhe par uthaya tha. Kuch der chalne ke baad Hathi ke kandhe dard karne lage.

Chiti: Kaha tha na maine ki samaan mujhe uthane do! Yahan meri koi sunta hi nahin!!

😆

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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: disha15

"3 days powercuts caused so much difficulties to the public.Especially Banta and Santa's family. They were stuck in the escalator for 48 hours" 😆

Explain Plz...😆

Btw, do you need to put up a disclaimer saying what the permitted age group is 😆

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pallavi003

@pallavi003

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

ekdin banta santa se milne gaya aur santa naha raha tha,, aur banta ke bulane par wo bathroom se bahar aaya..

Banta- yaar kuch to pahen kar aao..

Santa fauran andar gaya aur chappal pahenkar aa gaya,,😆😆

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Elephant Proposed to An Ant

"I LUV U"

ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U. Its not allowed to have Inter"size" Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !

😛

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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: TheIronLady
Elephant Proposed to An Ant
"I LUV U"

ANT:Hw Many Times I Have 2 Tel U. Its not allowed to have Inter"size" Marriages in our community.
Please forget about me !

😛

😆 I don't know why I found that cutely funny, but I did!

Btw, is everyone googling up these jokes...😛

Edited by lashy - 11 years ago

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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

Btw Dishu... you remember that thread started by Alakh on messages

Dear

From...

THAT WAS CLASSIC!

Maybe that should be resurrected too 😆

Edited by lashy - 11 years ago

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TheIronLady

@TheIronLady

Voyager

+ 2

Posted: 11 years ago

Originally posted by: lashy

😆 I don't know why I found that cutely funny, but I did!
Btw, is everyone googling up these jokes...😛

There are no other works to do...hehe...Velle, we are.😆

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pallavi003

@pallavi003

Dazzler

Posted: 11 years ago

okk now it's a real incident

me- lets go out for a movie

friend- which one??

me- once upon a time in mumbai dobara released.

friend- what?? the first time it didn't do well in BO so they released the old film second time

me stopped for few second and then both went 🤣 over phone..

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Shraddha

@lashy

Trailblazer

+ 4

Posted: 11 years ago

#10

Ok its called the dearblankversion

am copy pasting some of the classic stuff from there

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