As per Ayesha's request, here's Major Nair with the personality of Atal Bihari Vajpayee:
Venue- as always, KMA grounds.
Nair: Cadets.........................tum is desh ke bacche ho...........................aur........fauji banna chahte ho.......yeh to achhi baat hai, lekin.................Pooja, nail polish lagaana..........................Naina, mujhe challenge karna........Huda, bhainson ke sapne dekhna.....Yudi, ladkiyon ki sochna,........................aur Alekh, sharab peena.................yeh sab achhi baatein nahin hain...................................
Alekh: Sir, abhi ek ghante ki class ka aadha ghanta bachrela hai, Ali ki bhi to tareef karo!
Pooja: Oye! Kya problem hai teri kaidi???????
Huda(whispering): Chup Punjaban! Alekh time waste karwa raha hai....
Naina: Lekin agar sir ki ek speech aur shuru ho gayi to humari lunch break bhi jaayegi.
Nair: Bacchon...........baatein mat karo.............safal hone ke liye...........tumhaara gaana hona chahiye......................."School chale hum".........................(the bell rings....period over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
So, any more requests???