Bhansali coming up with sequel to DEVDAS! :))

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Producer Bharat Shah and ace Director Sanjay Leela Bhansali are coming up with sequel to DEVDAS! 👏

Sources from Bhansali camp, on conditions of anonymity have revealed to Cruiser Times' that tentatively, the film would be titled GAU-DAS! 🥳

Kushal Babu would be doing the lead role of Gau-Das while Ms. Gauhar Khan would be doing the lead female role of Gau-Paaro and in a surprising choice, British actor-Model-Singer, Sofiya Hayat has been approached to do the legendary Chandramukhi-Hayat role in this sequel film!🤓

While script is being fine-tuned, leaked script pages reveal some of the dialogues are going to be something like this:

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Scene 23^rd:

KUSHAL BABU as GAU-DAS(Usual haqlaate-atakte tutlaate hue): Kk-Kaun kk-kambakht bardaasht karne ko pp-ppeeta hai Gau-Paaro?... Hum toh pp-peete hain, ki yahaan par bb-baith sakein, -------tt-tumhein dd-dekh sakein ------Aur tumhein bb-bardaasht kar sakein Babu! 🤪

Gau-Paaro: 😲 O Hello! Excuse me! -----Aap mujhe bardasht kar rahe ho ya main aapko bardaasht kar rahi hoon Gau-Das Babu? -----Haan? ----Hello! I am talking to you! ------Fakhr hai mujhe ki Sacchai ke saath khadi hoon main aur poori taaquat se hamesha khadi rahoongi!----Nazrein milaaiye aur phir baat keejiye Babu!----Hunhhh!! 😡

(Surround Sound 7.0 husky echo of Hunhhh"Hunhhh-Hunhhh-Hunhhh to be drilled into dumb struck viewer's minds and souls)!

GAU-DAS:😭 Mm-mat kar Gau-Paaro, mat kar sh-shaadi us kk-kameene Ajaz se!---Mm-mar jaayega tera Gg-Gau-Das tere bina Babu!😕

GAU-PAARO: Oh Hello!----We have to think of others in our lives also Babu!"Shaadi-byaah gudde-gudiya ka khel hai kya?😲-------- Bhool jao mujhe aur koi aur Paaro dhoondh lo apne liye Babu!😕

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Scene 29^th:

SANGRAM as CHUNNI BABU: Yaar Ga se Gau-Das, kasam se apne se Ja se jyadda chaahta hoon main Ta se tere ko. ---------Magar Ra se raat bahut ho gayi hai Ba se Baawdi Poonchh!---- Gha se Ghar bahut Da se door hai Meri Jaan! Cha se Chalein kya? ----Gha se Ghar ki taraf?😉

KUSHAL BABU as GAU-DAS: 😕 Mmmeri Gau-Paaro ne sh-shaadi kar li Ajaz kk-kameene se! -Itni nn-nafrat hai mm-mujhe Ch-Chandramukhi-Hayat se---ki aaj Nnn-nafrat se pp-peena chaahta hoon main Ch-Chunni Babu!------Kk-kaleja chhalni karna chaahta hoon main aaj!"Gg-gadi Chandramukhi ke Kkk-kothe ki taraf gh-gh-ghuma leejiye!

SANGRAM as CHUNNI BABU (mutters to himself): 🤔 Pa se Payal Dha se dho daalegi mujhe Ka- se kameene! ---------Da se Dus maaregi aur Cha se Chaar ginegi wo! Kyun za se zulum kar raha hai maasoom Ba- se bacche pe be?

GAU-DAS (Angrily): 😡 Kya bbb-badbad kar rahe ho Ch-chunni Bb-Babu?

SANGRAM as CHUNNI BABU: ☺️ Kuchh naa Ji! -Ga se Gaadii mein Te se Tel dalwaana hai ji!---Gaadii Gha se Ghuma raha hoon Ji!😲

GAU-DAS: Ggg-gaadi ke bb-bacche---pehle kk-kapde pehen ke aaa jaldi. Ppp-patta laga ke gh-ghoom raha hai!---Kisi Bb-bakri ne tera Pp-patta khaa liya toh mm-munh dikhane ll-layak naheen bb-bachega bb-besharam insaan!😡

SONG"

Yeh kiski hai aahat, yeh kiska hai saaya?
Hui dil mein dastak yahan kaun aaya?

Hum pe yeh kisne Hara rang daala?
Oh, hum pe yeh kisne Hara rang daala??

Khushi ne hamaari hamein maar daala,

oh maar daala
Maar daala, haan maar daala

SCENE 34:

A very drunk Gau-Das is lying spreadeagled infront of Chandramukhi-Hayat, and is in no condition to get up! Empty bottle falls down on floor with a CLINK sound!🤪

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: 😡 Aapka Probe-Lum kya hai Gou-daas Baabu? Akheer Aap chaahta kya hain?😡

KUSHAL BABU as GAU-DAS (Piss drunk): Nn-nafrat hai mm-mujhe tt-teri Bbb-batakh jaisi Shh-shakal se! !@#$%^^🤢

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: 🤓 Whaat?? What did you just say?😲

GAU-DAS: Nn-affrat...!@$%^^$$#😡

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: No first part I GOAT it!😡----- Baad mein kyaa bola? Wo bolo!😲

GAU-DAS: Sss-uuu

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: What??🤓

GAU-DAS: Susssu jaana hai kk-kameeni----susssu!

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: 😡Toh ismein itna bara scandal karne ka kya baat hai?--- Yaheen pe karo! Probe-lum kya hai aapka?🤓

GAU-DAS: 😡 PP-Paagal hai tu? ---Bb-bewakoof!

CHANDRAMUKHI-HAYAT: 😛 Ismein bewakoofi ka kya baat hai? -------Sab karte hain? River mein karte hain, Soo-moondar mein karte hain, Pond mein karte hain, ------Salman Khan swimming pool mein bhi karte hain!😉 ----Whats the big deal? ---I can't be picking you up!---Yaheen karo, ---------carpet mein karo naheen to baahar jao mera kotha se-----Abhi! PHORAN!------OUTTT!😡

GAU-DAS: 😕 Hh-haalat ne kaha Andy ki gg-gardan tod do--------------Andy ne kaha mm-meri gg-gardan chh-od do,-😕--------Unfair Ss-Salman ne kaha Bb-Big Boss ka Gg-ghar chhod do-😭--------Aur aaj tu apne bb-batakh jaise mm-munh se bol rahi hai tt-tera kk-kotha chhod do? 🤢------Kk-kal ko tum sab kahoge Dd-duniya chhod do!😡------Saala Bb-baap ka maal hai kya?-----------Mm-main Shikaarpur se aaya hoon kyaa? -Ya Alibaag se, ya Lalu-khet se? -----Hain??😲

** Final punch dialogue idea, courtesy NidhiRohan's post! 👏