Dearest Angel ๐ณ
I am your Mummy Papa Jodi's Fan, Do u know they are the most Stunning Pair EVER and You'll be the most gorgeous baby ever ๐ณ ๐ I just wanna give you a brief description about the world which you are planning to enter & about your Nikamme Parents ๐ ๐
Firstly you make me confirm that your Mom-Dad aren't exactly "Worthless" ๐ณ Warna the way they leave their doors open to welcome BittuJee even in mid-night made me seriously DOUBT them ๐ ๐คฃ
But ALAS They proved themselves to be Efficient ๐
Some Facts about the life in your house ( Which is at stake in present ๐ ) :
1. Firstly Your Mom Dad are Super-Unhygienic ๐ณ ๐คฃ They have been using the same bedsheet and blanket from like AGES ๐ฅฑ ๐คฃ I wonder if they are practising their "Future Bhikaari Life" in their bedroom ๐ ๐คฃ And I am toh afraid ki when they'll fight, they'll divide their blankets Mom will use that white one & Papa will grab the red one and make a "Pillow Deewar" { I wonder WHY exactly he does that ? ๐ } So beta Can u guess where will u sleep? ๐ ๐
Exactly thats your bed ๐คฃ๐คฃ Pillow Deewar ๐ ๐ Now decide whose blanky u want ? ๐ Red ya White ? ๐ณ Both haven't smelled the washing machine since ages ๐ณ ๐คฃ
2. You'll be hungry and they'll be hugging ๐ณ ๐คฃ And don't even try to learn Mathematics by counting their hugs ๐ ๐คฃ Further, more than you I bet they'll hug each other & will pakafoy you by bajaoing that "Bahon ke Darmiyan" or "Ishq Mushq" 24*7 while hugging for hours ๐ณ ๐คฃ
But don't worry hum hai na ๐ Mummy Papa ki baja dalenge if they dare trouble you ๐๐คฃ
3. Dusht Deepali Taaijee might resort to cheap tactics like churafoying ur milk bottle ๐ณ & drink it herself you never know ๐คฃ Waise u can take ur Mom & Dad's revenge from Dusht Dips Taijee ๐ You can always "SOAK" her designer sarees with your "Baby Power" ๐ ๐คฃ Do I need to explain HOW ? ๐คฃ
4. Your friends for eternity are none other than Mangesh & Patil ๐ They have been cleaning ur Dad's broken wine bottles loyally & so I am sure now they'll change ur nappies with equal dedication ๐๐๐
Waise Beta, your Mom Dad are KIDS !! ๐ Abhi unke khudke "khelne koodne" ke din hai, Their Kabbadi Kabbadi is not yet done ๐ ๐คฃ So Kids ka kid makes me worry about you ๐ณ ๐
Anyways sweet dreams and have your ears closed when u develop one coz ur Mama Papa will keep screaming at each other 24*7 & fatao ur nazook se kaan ๐ณ ๐
PS : This is just a Fun Post ๐ ๐คฃ Now don't ask me how can the baby ( who will come god knows when ) read my letter ๐ณ ๐คฃ