A Letter to RM ka Baby ;) - Page 3

Originally posted by: Niki_cool

Okay Though I don't want any baby for RM currently coz No Way I can imagine BABIES ka BABY 😳 But ek na ek din toh he/she'll come na 😛 So this is my good luck to Angel in 3-4 years Advance 😛 😆

Dearest Angel 😳

I am your Mummy Papa Jodi's Fan, Do u know they are the most Stunning Pair EVER and You'll be the most gorgeous baby ever 😳 😛 I just wanna give you a brief description about the world which you are planning to enter & about your Nikamme Parents 😛 😆

Firstly you make me confirm that your Mom-Dad aren't exactly "Worthless" 😳 Warna the way they leave their doors open to welcome BittuJee even in mid-night made me seriously DOUBT them 😈 🤣
But ALAS They proved themselves to be Efficient 😎

Some Facts about the life in your house ( Which is at stake in present 😆 ) :

1. Firstly Your Mom Dad are Super-Unhygienic 😳 🤣 They have been using the same bedsheet and blanket from like AGES 🥱 🤣 I wonder if they are practising their "Future Bhikaari Life" in their bedroom 😛 🤣 And I am toh afraid ki when they'll fight, they'll divide their blankets Mom will use that white one & Papa will grab the red one and make a "Pillow Deewar" { I wonder WHY exactly he does that ? 😆 } So beta Can u guess where will u sleep? 😉 😆



Exactly thats your bed 🤣🤣 Pillow Deewar 😃 😆 Now decide whose blanky u want ? 😉 Red ya White ? 😳 Both haven't smelled the washing machine since ages 😳 🤣

2. You'll be hungry and they'll be hugging 😳 🤣 And don't even try to learn Mathematics by counting their hugs 😛 🤣 Further, more than you I bet they'll hug each other & will pakafoy you by bajaoing that "Bahon ke Darmiyan" or "Ishq Mushq" 24*7 while hugging for hours 😳 🤣
But don't worry hum hai na 😉 Mummy Papa ki baja dalenge if they dare trouble you 😎🤣

3. Dusht Deepali Taaijee might retort to cheap tactics like churafoying ur milk bottle 😳 & drink it herself you never know 🤣 Waise u can take ur Mom & Dad's revenge from Dusht Dips Taijee 😈 You can always "SOAK" her designer sarees with your "Baby Power" 😉 🤣 Do I need to explain HOW ? 🤣

4. Your friends for eternity are none other than Mangesh & Patil 😎 They have been cleaning ur Dad's broken wine bottles loyally & so I am sure now they'll change ur nappies with equal dedication 😆😆😆

Originally posted by: dvs_smiRK

You are so hilarious 🤣 soak with 'baby power'...classic 🤣 This sweet baby's gonna have to cover its eyes all the time with the amount of hugging mum and dad will be doing 😛😆

Awesomely written letter Niki 👏 loved your comedic creativity

Originally posted by: BeautyForAshes

Good one Niki !!! 😆

Originally posted by: calming-melody

oh god this is really funny.lovely post😆

Originally posted by: Niki_cool

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Btw Do I sound evil ? 😛 I want him/her to come after 3-4 years 😳 😆 Till then RM would have grown tired fighting & I want the three babies to form a team & bajao their parents 🤣