NewsFlash!!! Guruji Releases a DVD

Guruji Releases a DVD – Learn to read Kundali in 24 hours….

Namaste people of the universe… my name guruji….respectfully I am called bunty by my subjects. I am a renowned reader of kundalis, I have a success rate of 100%.....…. Here is my case study….

Phase 1:

This is the first of many successful stories, I choose to share this with you, and so I can prove my brilliance with you. I was approached by this sadeli saas called Nikky.. with a dilemma that she wanted this property that belonged to this girl.. for this reference I will call this girl "A Bakri"…. So I said to her to bring me her son's kundali.. for reference I will call the son "Shivdas"….I read the kundali expertly and said to her that she should force Shivdas to marry Bakri and then convince him that Bakri will be sacrificed within 8 months…..

I would like to share it with you, the marriage was successfully conducted my myself the great Guruji Bunty……

Phase 2:

As the death of the Bakri approached, I was faced with another dilemma….Nikky now wanted me to predict the exact time and date of her death.. that was the hardest part….I mean how can I? but I accepted the challenge and predicted the date…..and I was right!

Phase 3:

I recommended the kapoor family do pooja and yes with my miracle Bakri was saved…..at the last minute….It works…I am the greatest guruji ever……Now Nikky was very confused and she gave me 50,000 rupees and she wanted to know and Shivdas has a girlfriend….for reference we will call her "apshagun" and they asked me to predict why Bakri was safe…I cleverly asked them to bring me Bakri's Kundali and quickly predicted she was a very very lucky BAKRI………

Phase 4:

I have solve another dilemma….Bakri is pregnant with twins…..now I have to predict something else.. so I again recheck both the kundali's and because of my expertise I can now read the kundali of an unborn child….yes! yes! I know kundali's are created after the child is born.. but this is why I am making this DVD..to teach you these great skills…..

Now looking at this unborn child kundali..I can predict... that this baby is unlucky for Shivdas and we have to do another pooja…..

I have sent, Bakri, Her Shivdas, Apshagun and Nikky to Ujjain for the great union pooja……..I will share the success of this story in my second DVD.. releasing in December 2007…..

MY DVD IS ON SALE FROM TOMORROW……..ONLY 25000/=,

I AM OFFERING BY ONE AND GET ANOTHER COPY HALF PRICE……..

Be the master of your own kundali and stop wasting my time……….

Guruji Bunty………………

Shanti….Shanti..Kundali……….

Thanks: Sareeta for sadeli saas and shivdas.. Kat for bunty..... enjoy............

🤣 haaaila aamii....aaj toh aap ki yeh betii gayii kaam se.....oh lord...i cant stop laughing......🤣 where do u get all this wicked ideas frm....?!!!!!! ur toooo gud hunnny...... 👏 ekdum brillient.......m..bole toh mast.....b bole toh bindas.....b bole toh bemisaal member....s bole toh....superb character 😆
MBBS " Maa Beti Bahen Sameth" 😆 😆 😆

Hai Rabba, koi humme bachao, this is too good Iffat, I like the news release!

Guruji and Nikki and buy one get half price, I love it. This is called bargin hunter just like Nikilla, very cheap woman!

By the way Iffat where is your new siggy, I'm dying to see it!

🤣 🤣 oh god this is so funny...guruji pooja karke tired nahi hotay...he is a genius unborn child ki bhi kismat batadi gauruji....chalo ek pooja sahi 😆 😆apan ka peth dukhra hai itna saara haas kar 🤣 🤣

Originally posted by: queenkumar

Hai Rabba, koi humme bachao, this is too good Iffat, I like the news release!

Guruji and Nikki and buy one get half price, I love it. This is called bargin hunter just like Nikilla, very cheap woman!

😆😆😆.. had to tease the great guruji.....nikky is cheap for all the harkate she does.....siggy is still being made... are.. Iqbal ka sawwal hai.. I am still busy drooling over his pics..........will be there soon.. I hope it is gud.. for an ametuer attempt....

Originally posted by: nazrinkhan

🤣 haaaila aamii....aaj toh aap ki yeh betii gayii kaam se.....oh lord...i cant stop laughing......🤣 where do u get all this wicked ideas frm....?!!!!!! ur toooo gud hunnny...... 👏 ekdum brillient.......m..bole toh mast.....b bole toh bindas.....b bole toh bemisaal member....s bole toh....superb character 😆
MBBS " Maa Beti Bahen Sameth" 😆 😆 😆

😆😆😆 are beti bindaas hai.. to maa kohana parega...meri beti.... as for the ideas.. pata nahi......were they come from.. I think I need therapy seriously!!!

Hey Iffat, I think i'm gonna like this DVD, and may even send one to ekta to predict how her shows an stop being so crap, 😆 😆 😆 , I love the refrence Guruji is providing to promote his DVD, THE KRAZY KAPOOR KLAN 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

Hey Iffat, I think i'm gonna like this DVD, and may even send one to ekta to predict how her shows an stop being so crap, 😆 😆 😆 , I love the refrence Guruji is providing to promote his DVD, THE KRAZY KAPOOR KLAN 😆 😆 😆

this idea is a good one too..🤣🤣
iffat for the first time i am readin g ur post at home safely🤣

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That was wicked, Iffat!! Damn!! Hot Damn!!!!!!! I can't stop laughing.. Koi rokooo naaa... Deewaanooo Koooo.... 😆 😆 😆

Another kick-@$$ post!! Keep it up, yo!

xoxo, Sana~