~GOTW: joke pe joke~

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@sheroo9000

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

GOTW: JOKE PE JOKE

Hello friends😊so here i am with a new GOTW😃Its a very simple game😊I think after reading its title u all might know exactly what to do😃

OK😃 so its very simple😃 all u have to do is post a joke and the next person replies to your joke and posts a new joke😃

Now I am starting it😃

A person was going for a long journey, he gets out at every station and buys a new ticket for the next station.Guess why😲?

The reason was that the doctor adviced him to avoid a long journey😆

now so the next person replies on the joke and posts a new joke and so on😃

Edited by sheroo9000 - 12 years ago

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shehneer khan

@neerkhan88

Navigator

Posted: 12 years ago

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: mama baba lar rahy thay is liye
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota mama ke pas tha aur ek baba ke pas😆

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pappais

@pappais

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Q. What's a ghost's favourite dessert?

A. I-scream!

Q. What kind of mistake does a ghost make?

A. A boo-boo!

Q. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

A. Day-scare centres!

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unknown

@sheroo9000

Rocker

Posted: 12 years ago

😆😆😆

Teacher: What is a skeleton?

Student: A skelton is a person who started dieting and forgot to stop🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣

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pappais

@pappais

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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A school teacher's killer English:

1. Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!
2. Both of you three, stand together separately!
3. Will you hang that calendar or I'll "HANG MYSELF!"
4. Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!
5. Why are you looking at the monkey outside when I am in the class...?
6. I have 2 daughters, both are girls.
7. Stand in the middle of the corner!

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nickkr

@nickkr

Beginner

Posted: 12 years ago

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Answers of a Brilliant student who obtained 0%
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last battle.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence Signed?
A. At the Bottom of the Page.
Q. River Ravi flows in which state?
A. Liquid.
Q. Whats the main reason for Divorce?
A. Marriage.
Q. Whats the main reason for Failure?
A. Examinations.

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Binod Uprety

@binod.abhijeet

Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

Teacher: what is the full form of STUPID?
Student: sir
S:smart
T:tallent
U:unique
P:pasionated
I:international
D:don
Teacher: what is the fullforms of VIRUS?
Student:sir,
V:veiy
I:intelligence and
R:respectful
U:unexpected
S: sir