Swaron back to school dayz : chaper 3 zaban sambhaal ke !!!
Heyloo peeps after a long time m back with the next chapter of this series , was extremely happy wid ramayan ka response , really blew my minds of reading those hilarious feedbacks thank you soo much .so heres the 3rd part hope u all enjoy this one too.
Sharon : wheres my gift mr. majnu
Swayam :aabhi last week hi toh diya tha
Sharon : how could u say dat , romeo n Juliet ke liye kya kuch nahi kiya tum ek gift nahi laa sakte .
Swayam : hmm romeo n Juliet ne toh vaise bhi mere life aur bhi boht saari cheeze affect ki hai , remember that lecture ...
...flash back ...
Sab class mein danga masti shor macha rahe the , the class was busy enjoying before the English lecture started , but hamre majnu janaab kahi khoye se lag rahe the .
Swayam : aye rey yeh Sharon aab tak ayi nahi ?
Rey : ahem ahem , Sharon !!! aab tak aayi kyu nahi ... mujhe kya pata , kyu koi kaam tha ?
Swayam : nahi voh bass ayesi hi , janede .
Rey : aaj Sharon ji ka bada besabri se intezaar horaha hai .
Swayam : ayesa kuch nahi hai , voh aabhi lunch time mein RDX sir ne mujhe sharon ka ACS bana diya , zarur mujhe avoid karne ke liye aabhi tak nahi ayi .
Simmi : hey guyz Sharons here .
He flipped his head to the entarance door of the class , there she was standing wid all her attitude from top to toe .
Suddenly everything turned dizzy the world seemed busy , hava chalne lagi his right hand raised and went over his head brushing his hair all the way back , he couldn't move his eyes off her .
He just adored her n started .
Ho ek ladki ko dekha toh ayesa laga
Ek ladki ko dekha toh ayesa laga
Jaise muh se ugalti ho aag
Jaise impossible khwaab
Jaise ujli kiron
Jaise dilmein baja siron
Jaise haatho mein haat
Jaise spot light ka saath
Jaise kaan mein pade how dare u ka raag
Ho ek ladki ko dekha toh ayesaa laga ...
HOW DARE U !
Everything broke , he landed back to classroom n found himself on his knees in front of her .
Sharon : HOW DARE YOU !!!!!!!!! himmat kaise hui tumhai mere saamne ayese aaneki .
Amar : talon ke taamne aate hi twayam kuch na kuch gadbad zalool kalta hai
Bharat : haan yaar yeh saala swayam ka locha kya hai , Sharon ko dekhte hi majnugiri chalu !
Sharon : halo mai tumse baat kar rahi hun .
Swayam in thoughts : shit phirse , iss gaaneka kuch toh karna padega .
Swayam: voh ab b aba paper ... han paper pada tha tumhare pair ke pass vohi utha raha tha .
Rey in thoughts : agar roz ayesi harkate karta raha toh khud hi Sharon ke haatho uth jayega .
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Bharat : chalo bhailog ghanta baj gaya .
Neha : u noe wat , aaj miss breganza romeo Juliet padhana chalu karing , how romantic it is.
Vish: oh really neha , aaj mujhe sabse zyada bore hoga -_-
Rinni : Sharon tumhe kya lagta hai aaj ka lecture kaisa hoga .
Sharon flows into thoughts for a while n the pops out
Sharon : rubbish , this love n all movies and neha ke fandom mein hi thik hai !
Neha : u thinking pyar rubbish !
Sharon : yaa its totally crap !
Neha : n why neha listening to you ?
Sharon : coz mai dazzler hun ! get dat
Kriya : oh plzz dazzler ho toh aapki saari baat maanni padegi .
Sharon : indeed kripa bhenji
Vish : wats your problem man , tum koi cheez shaanti se nahi handle kar sakti .
Simmi : aye tum Sharon ko blame kar rahi ho , start neha ne kiya .
Taani: hey krishna ji kya is ramayan ka koi aanth nahi ?
Bharat : ayeee ayeee tu ramayan mat bol han tu ramayan mat bol ! ramayan ka naam sunte hi meri satak jati hai .
Amar : aye pal maine kitna aacha kaam kiya tha naa ( he clears his throat )
Mai laavan hun laavannn hahahahaha he hahahahahaha (but suddenly starts coughing )
Vic : beta itna charecter mein mat ghus ramayan khatam ho chuki hai , line pe aa .
Nil : aree usko chod yeh girls ko line pe laa , jab dekho tab kripa bhenji vs Sharon .
Rey : aye bhenji kisko bola bey .
Vic : aab bhenji ko bhenji hi bolega naa xD
Rey : voh bhenji nahi hai !
Nil : tu weaklings ki side se hai .
Rey : I mean itna aacha naam hai bechari ka , kyu kharab kar rahe ho .
Vic : nil rey apna dost nahi raha re , nahi raha , bik gaya pyar ke khaatir .
Rey : guyz bu..
Nil : dost dost naa raha ...
Vic : yaar yaar naa raha ...
Swayam : STATUE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chup ek dam chup !
Amar : ale pal lelease to bol
Swayam : mai release tabhi bolunga jab tum sab shanti se baat karoge !
Vic: OYEEE mai kisi shaanti ko nahi jaanta (my personal fav comedy scene xD)
Swayam : chup chap khada reh varna no release !
Sharon : how dare u haan ! himmat kaise hui tumhari .
Swayam :ho.. ek ladki ko ...dekha maine vaha pe tumhe bula rahi thi aur tum fight mein busy thi so maine socha sabko shaati I mean shaant karku aur tumhe inform kardu , tum CS hona meri .
Sharon : toh release karo mujhe .
Swayam : your wish is my command release Sharon .
Bha : aree yeh toh ..
Swayam : chup ek dam chup maine tumhe nahi choda hai .
Pritam pyaare : kise chup karane ki koshish ho rahi hai ?
Swayam : voh sir .
PP : kya voh sir ,pathshaala padhne aate ho yaa ayese vichitra khel khelne .
Swayam : voh mai sir .
PP : kya voh mai sir , apna samay kaise barbaad karte hai aap bacho ko bahut aache se aata hai , vickramjeet seedhe khade raho yeh kis vichitra avastha mein khade ho.
Vic : abbey aye swayam release bolna .
Swayam : _____/\_____ release .
Vic : thank u sir apne bacha liya , yeh swayam ko toh mai chodunga nahi .
PP : jise bhi pakadna hai chodna hai , baadmein sochna pehle meri baat suno .
Miss breganza : mr. pritam pyare this is my class u may proceed wid your talks in ur lecture .
PP : dekhiye , aap hamse ayese baat naa kare
MB : u don't have to teach me how to talk , u may leave thank u
PP : par ,aa...
MB : meri kaksha se chale jayiye , did that make little sense to you !
He gave a smirky face and left the class .
MB : settle down class
Nil : kya band bajayi PP sir ki re .
Vic : saachi , aatma trup ho gayi peechli baar ham par chilla rahe the , aaj badla pura hua .
swayam : aatma trup ho gayi aur badla pura hogaya ho toh , class pe dhyaan de .
bha : abbey tujhe kabse padhne ka shok aa gaya , kal tak toh hamere jaat ka tha aaj party change .
rey : kyuki aaj miss breganza mister majnu ke fav topic pe lime lite dalengi .
amar : pyal pyal pyal pyal .
swa : hogaya tera , concentrate kare .
rey : haan haan beta aaj toh tu bohot concentrate karega .
swa : ayesa kuch nahi hai .
rey : aree tu mere pe dhayn mat de , concentrate kar concentrate ! XD
MB : so as we all r starting wid this new lesson , romeo n julliet , tell me wat is love ( i had to add this question :p KKHH^_^ )
Neha : pyar dosti hai ...
Everyone raised their hands n banged them on their heads all in sync
Bharat : sala chalu hogaya isska , filmy atma jag gayi , issko aur kuch dikhta nahi hai kya , jab dekho koi filmy gana ya dialogue maarti rehti hai .
MB : bharat , u r talking too much in my class seems like u noe everything about this chapter , tell me wat romeo said to Juliet when he awaited in her love .
Everyone bursted out in silent laughter...
Bha whispering : aye kya bolu , batana .
Amar : majnu ne laila ko kya bola tha , voh angrezi mein thok de .
Bha : miss voh ...voh bola ki...aa
apun said it
Tu meri juliet ...
Voh boli ...
Vishakha : fektaay idiot !
Bha : apun jabbhi sacchi boltay re ...ussko jhutich kayko lagatay re
Neha : yeh usska style hoinga hoto pe no dil mein yes hoinga .
Kri : aaj nahi toh kal bolegi , tu tension kayko leta hai re ...
MB : SHUT UP n sit down . swayam u say .
Swayam : wait wat mai , miss but .
MB : u r been marked , say it i noe u can , wat did romeo say .
All boys whispered together :bolna swayam ho ek ladki ko dekha toh ayesa laga ...
Swayam : shhh ... well miss if u say so , I will give it a try .
She turned back to look forward to his answer , he stopped his eyes at their destination , indeed she was the one he could ever speak for , shakespear's romeo and Juliet , a legendry definition of love , an eternity binding souls forever , a play that beautified death through love .
Swa : Don't waste your love on somebody, who doesn't value it.
Love is heavy and light, bright and dark, hot and cold, sick and healthy, asleep and awake- its everything except what it is!
My bounty is as boundless as the sea,
My love as deep; the more I give to thee,
The more I have, for both are infinite.
He was about to come up wid next line when she interrupted him
Sha : When he shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night
And pay no worship to the garish sun.
All she could define in those lines was how wonderous did he appear to her , how fine was his appealing , how differently he stood out from others , how strong was his love that over powered her hatred , how affectious n infectious his presence could be . their gaze engrossed , enraged n enforced love widin , but suddenly..
MB : great job both of u !
Both said together : thank you .
She flicked her head n emotions around n looked at miss breganza .
Bha : maine bhi toh vahi bola !
Amal : bharat tu lehnde .
MB : rinni explain wat sharon said .
Simmi : satyanaash ! aaj isski naayiya paar lag gayi .
Rinni : the lines spoken by Juliet explains the theme of the play . she considers romeo's love over whelming to his part n expresses his sheer greatness through the lines . she defines him as divine n heavenly face , enough that much to make people fall in love with the darkness of light n pay no heed to the loud and arrogant sun .
Every single jaw in the class droped , every single eye popped out , every single mind was blowed with that response .
Vic : Aaj suraj kis disha se uuga tha ?
Nil : jab uuga tab mai soya hua tha pata nahi .
Sha : pinch me
Simmi does as instructed
Sha : how dare u itne zor se nahi
Simmi : tumne hi toh bola .
Kri : universe ji yeh mai kya dekh rahi hun
Taa : hey krishana ji yeh mai kya sun rahi hun
Rey : ganpati ji yeh dono kya bol rahi hai .
Swayam : m obliged by the answer ! sab isse kitna lightly lete hai , par aaj sabko bhaari javaab mil gaya
Vish : shez kidding me , shez so gud man .
Aashi : rinni ko aaj kya types hogaya hai.
Neha : haan ! today I understanding , how smart she is .
Amar : mai toh pehle se hi jaanta tha , meli linni bohot intelligent hai .
Rinn : mam may I sit ?
MB : was also bit shocked wid such a response from rinni .
MB : that was a brilliant answer gal , m proud of u , u may sit .
Rinni : thankyou .
Saying that she sat back upright on her seat wid the glow on her face seeing peoples open mouths
TRINGGG
The bell rang .
Everyone moved out of the class , when sharon stopped him .
Sha : a..swayam
Swa in thoughts : swayam not this tym , control yaar ! itna bhaav dega toh zyada khayegi , be normal , ok that's not possible when shez around then act normal .
Sha : a... u... were gud today.
Swayam ke man mein laddu phuta , par bahar se vohbilkul nahi tuta
Swa in tho : tujhe good boli out of all tujhe !!!!!! phirse phisal mat behave normal .
Swa : oh thanks .
Saying that he tried to get rid of her attraction , he took steps to walk out of the class.
Sha in tho : just thanks , mujhe bhi toh kuch bole , maine bhi answer kiya tha aur bina kuch bole jaa raha hai .
Sha : a... swayam
He turned back .
Sha : tum kuch nahi kahoge ?
Swa : oh yes ...
Sha : thank god , after all Sharon rai prakash ki tareef kiye bina tum kaise reh sakte ho.
Swa : voh... Rinni ne kya answer diya , I was stunned , she was too gud must accept .
Sha : WAT ... just because mai tumhare peeche peeche aa rahi hun isska matlab yeh nahi ki tum mera...tum mera undue advantage loge samjhe !
Swa : tum ne hi kuch kehne ko kaha so maine keh diya .
Sha : unpredictable ho tum .
Swa : voh toh hun
who wants to be predictable , predictable is so boring .
Sha : u... u errr
She left turning red wid anger .he chuckled widin , seeing his Sharon turning into siron . she went out n started talking wid simmi rinni .
, Dur voh khadi thi , gusse pe addi thi
Guraati hui chadi thi ,yaa garam baato ki ladi thi
Swa in thoughts : nikal le beta warna Sharon ko dekhte yahi pe raat ho jayegi .
He went to rinni standing beside her .
Swayam : well that was great rinni .
Rey : yeh kaya kab palat hui .
Rinni : kabhi kabhi jo dikhta hai voh hota nahi , aur jo hota hai voh dikhta nahi
Simmi : matlab
Rinni : matlab tum sablog mere face ko dekhne mein itne busy the ki mere bench ke niche rakhi chit hi nahi dekhi , mai sab padhke bol rahi thi simple !!!
Bharat : merko lagaich tha kuch locha hoga .
Simmi : guyz v r back to square one , shez rinni the great ! ____/\____
They all ahd a good laugh at the moment n the proceeded towards their recpective homes .
Hope u all to had a gud time reading it , plzz give me ur feedback n suggetions for improvement . thank you .
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