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1. People know more about ISLAM than their own religion.
2.People know 101 ways as to how a Nikah can be invalidated.
3. People will take their own wedding rituals more seriously than ever before.
4. Google's stock went up after so much research on Nikah as well as community Nikah.
5. Common man will now know more about mantras and duas than pandits and Maulvi's
6. Brides will not step out on their wedding day, not even a parlour visit.
Which will prove to be a blessing in disguise(pun intended),for grooms, as they will be able to recognize their wives , the morning after .
7. Groom will use his long locks to tie bride's hand, lest she runs away.
8. Muqaddar will be banned from the city on wedding day. And If not possible bribe him do whatever it takes, You need him on your side
9. Groom will chunwaofy his room's khidki (brick his window),so that his brother cannot enter requesting a loan of his dulhan.
10. Bride's will not wear black on their wedding day ! It brings bad luck !
11. Ta Umr concept will have a caveat that it becomes null and void if community Nikah happens !
12.Cell Phones use by brides and grooms will be banned on wedding day .
13. Nikah will be done face to face and no pardah... maybe along with a DNA report confirming identities of Bride and Groom.
14. Make sure that no community nikah has been planned in your city on your wedding day !
If yes, then change your wedding date, it will save a lot of anguish and pain later
15. Both Muslims and Non Muslims are looking forward to Eid Ul Adhha equally, with a hope that this community Nikah can be resolved by Eid.
16.Community Nikah Chaos got the stubble back. Who said dreams don't come true."kehte hai, ke agar kisi bhi cheez ko dil se chaho to puri ki puri community tumhe use dilane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai."
Now you see why am I such a big GUL Khan fan.
With one single community nikah , she made all the Indians worldwide have one common aim , one common hope... they have set aside their differences and have come together .. to find a way to dissolve this Nikah. She has done what no political party could do. We have become united in our aghast toward community Nikah .Once again sheer brilliance. đ
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