Residual effects of Community Nikah - Page 5

Originally posted by: tsering2013

Oh dear lord!!!! U r amezing u know that rite???
BTW I always go through ur post whenever I visit IF they are always Bang On with the logic, sarcasim, n humor of course..
Girl u r superp u I used to be a silent reader but after going through this particular post I can't stop writing.. Hope u don't mind me commenting.. Seriously u are wondrful with ur post..
Kaas Gul ke paas thoda sa aap ke jaisa brain hota!!!!
Once again congratulations for the wonderful post...

Originally posted by: tnusredey

🤣 Loved it!

Originally posted by: rendezvousvin

Very well said... Awesome post...

Originally posted by: sps1234

🤣🤣u r awsm!!!!

Originally posted by: rajnid68

your couple of posts have been exceptionally brilliant. .

grey cells running riot...

lovely...😆

Originally posted by: Asya360

LOL ur so funny

Originally posted by: Marija40

1 People know more about Islam than their own religion .

1 That will never happen , because the implementation of religious laws and norms different, it is called custom :))). "Each village has its own customs". Terrible , as if there is some other kind of Islam :))

After all, it is better to respect each other, but to we look back on airplanes looking for potential bombers.

2.People know 101 ways on how Nikah can be undone .

2.There is only one . "I do not love you , I want a divorce and all property" Tanveer said :)) Who says it is a complex and complicated woman. She is very simple.

3rd . People are going to their wedding rituals seriously than ever before.

3 That's right, while lasted "Maburt - storm", I was not active on the forum. As if most of us live in a vacuum , not in the real world. Although , if you respect the norms of marriage, as a result of QH, yippee . Less divorces, division of property, less unfortunate children, less...um, um, wait, wait , lawyers will collapse , " Strike, strike , lawyers of all countries, unite . Stop QH, QH Stop "

4th . Google 's stock rose after much research community as nikah nikah .

:)) )) )) ))

5th . The common man will now know more about mantras and duas but pandits and the Maulvi

Custom:)))

6th . Brides do not go to the wedding day, even salon visit.

That will prove a blessing in disguise ( pun intended) for driving the newlyweds , as they will be able to recognize his wife , the morning after .

6.Pff, too bad, but it not possible translate to properly way the writer from my country , but generally " Morning after . I look at her and wonder where are missing Bambi little eyes from last night, while I watch the "spilled" mascara, Stretch my legs and accidentally touch her, and the fuzz start to poking"

7th . The groom will use her long locks to bind the hands of the bride , that she would not run.

7."The Prisoner of Zenda"

8 Mukaddar will be banned from the wedding day . And if you can not bribe him with all you need , you can be on your side

8."O Usude, Usude, rodilo se danas toliko i toliko dusa, daj im sta imas. Kako meni danas, tako vama doveka"

Sorry:)))

9 The groom will chunvaofi khidki His room is his window (brick ), so that his brother can not enter requested a loan from his Dulhan .

9."The Matrix ," deja vu ... a cat that goes by, walled up window . Who says that the symbolism of the privilege only daily soap operas .

10th The bride will not wear black on your wedding day! It brings bad luck!

10.The bride will not wear anything on the wedding day. It's good luck. And even better, if groom nothing wears also. The best is that there is no agreement on the no-intimacy. Wow, this is called a po*n movie :))).

11th The Umr concept will have a warning that it becomes null and void if the community Nikah happen!

11. Proof that I'll never know more about Islam, but about other religions. I have no idea what is Umr, and I believe that Google will fall because of me.

12.Cell phones are used for the bride and groom will be banned from the wedding day.

12 In the old movies were no cell phones, as can happen that in a few years kids will not know what it is mobile. I believe it is time to begin to develop telepathic abilities, so that will be a some "new" Zoya/Assad and send messages to each other ... in their minds. It is perhaps now called schizophrenia, but in the future it will be a wonderful way to communicate.

13th. Nikah will be done face to face and without Pard ... perhaps with the DNA report confirms identity of man and woman.

13.:))))) Or maybe it will have to prove that they are of different sexes. Uh, what will be the next project our dear Gul, maybe the connection between two women, or two men, and their torment to the final and eternal love.

14th Ensure that no nikah planned community in your town on your wedding day!

If so, then change the wedding date, it will save a lot later pain and suffering

14. Number 3. in "action", the vacuum is present, it may be the least painful to live in the city they live only two people, absolutely will not be mistakes :)))